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Which city has the hottest dancers?

Clackport
Washington
Saturday, October 27, 2012 6:01 PM
I've been strip clubbing in Portland for a few years, and I'm ready to visit a city with hotter dancers than the Portland dancers. I got a 2 week vacation in a couple of months, and I'm trying to figure out where I want to go. In your experience, which city has overall the best looking dancers? I like variety so I'm not just talking about white girls. I'm talking about white, black, Latin, Asian etc. My main objective is to find the best looking dancers, my main objective is not about OTC or value. Which city? Vegas, Miami, New York, Phoenix, other?

37 comments

  • rogertex
    12 years ago
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  • jerikson40
    12 years ago
    So all you're looking for is hot dancers? Not value, not mileage, not stuff to do when you're not at the club? Wow, that's a tough one. A 2 week vacation and all you care about is hottest dancers? Hard to believe. But anyway... Beauty is in the eye, and all that stuff. I think most would agree that Vegas is right up there, although IMO the clubs suck. I don't think LA is a contender, even though there's the variety you mention. I'd say, if you have a couple of weeks, bounce around Florida. Miami, Tampa. Just watch out for hurricanes.
  • Alucard
    12 years ago
    Your question has no relevance IMO, since all beauty is in the eyes & mind of the Beholder!
  • Clackport
    12 years ago
    @jerikson- I'm not just looking for hot dancers, value and mileage is good too. It's just that hot dancers are my number one requirement.
  • jerikson40
    12 years ago
    I think I'd go insane being in Vegas for two weeks, though they've got some hot dancers. Same thing with Phoenix. Really, I think I'd bounce around Florida, and maybe take a trip up to Atlanta. Lots of variety, lots of choices. And lots of other stuff to do when the clubs are closed.
  • Estafador
    12 years ago
    New York. You can find ANYTHING under the sun there bro. All races, ALL faces. It is considered the melting pot of america after all (then there's cali, but I never been there)
  • shadowcat
    12 years ago
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  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    For playboy-quality women there are a couple of west side clubs here in LA that fit the bill. But the trade off is at those clubs mileage isn't premium. Hard to find a club that boasts alot of 10's that offer VHM.
  • harrydave
    12 years ago
    The majority of guys are like you. They put a premium on the girls' attractiveness. So go to the home page of this web site and look on the right side. Hey, it's the top 10 clubs! Now, unless you have a special fondness for Latinas (and a hankering to visit Tijuana) then the cities to visit are: Dallas, Phoenix, Miami, Tampa. I think there are beautiful women everywhere, but these cities have a few things in common: a good mix of white, black and Latina women; decent lap dance rules (value for money); plentiful sunshine and sexy tan lines. However, how much money do you have? Ever hear of a place called Bangkok?
  • farmerart
    12 years ago
    Toronto is as multi-racial a city as exists in North America. This talent pool of exotic beauties fills up the city's many clubs. There is also a steady flow of sweet quebecoises coming to Toronto to make a buck or two. In my travels in the SC world Toronto and its suburbs have shown me the most attractive girls of any city that I have visited. Mileage is um....er.....ah.....most acceptable!!
  • Clackport
    12 years ago
    How could I forget about LA? That is obviously the closest to me out of any city that I listed. Anyone in LA know know if 4 play lives up to the hype? Are the girls really as attractive as the reviews say? Toronto is intriguing. So my far wish list is: Tootsie's Cabaret (Miami), Scarlett's Cabaret (Miami), Spearmint Rhino (Vegas), Mons Venus (Tampa), Baby Dolls (Dallas), 4 play (LA). I would include Bourbon Street Circus in Phoenix on the list, but I hear it's mainly just white girls over there. Is that true? As I said I love variety, but Latinas are my favorite and a nice ass wouldn't hurt.
  • mikeya02
    12 years ago
    Look online at the Eros escorts in LA for a guide and judge for yourself. I'm sure the strippers are just as hot.
  • jerikson40
    12 years ago
    "How could I forget about LA?" Well, I'm in LA, and, like I said, I don't think it's a contender. Yeah, there are a bunch of clubs, and yeah, you can find lots of latinas and some black girls and a few Asians, and maybe a couple of otherwise sucky clubs might have some real hot girls on a given shift, but when you compare it to other cities I don't think it's as good. Mileage and value are another issue altogether, but you said they weren't as important. Now, unless you're gonna either sit in a club for two weeks or your hotel room, you've got to consider other factors. It's getting cold out, so sticking to the south makes sense. And, even though you may not think so now, you WILL want to do stuff during the day, so I'd seriously consider places with other stuff to do. Which is why I suggested Florida. Toronto and NY are nice, but they're getting freakin' cold, and hotels in NY are freakin' outrageously expensive, and compared to Florida, IMO, there's no contest. Phoenix is great, but geez, like I say, what the hell are you gonna do there for two weeks?
  • lopaw
    12 years ago
    If you want eye candy here in LA I'd recommend either 4Play or Bare Elegance-LAX.Of the two I'm most familiar w/ The Bare. I get UHM @ Bare, but I've been going there awhile & paid my dues. Of course, YMMV.
  • carolynne
    12 years ago
    one problem with clubs that cater to tourists - vegas, nyny, miami - dancers will treat you like they never expect to see you again. more hustle, less investment in long term.
  • jerikson40
    12 years ago
    "dancers will treat you like they never expect to see you again. more hustle, less investment in long term" Perhaps the main reason I despise Vegas. The whole city is like that. Especially now that their economy is in the tank.
  • Dougster
    12 years ago
    No time for vacation for me until Christmas, but here's what I'm thinking - I know Phoenix is a definitely a bird in the hand. BSC is almost all white girls as you say. But Christie's has a good mix of different ethnicities. I visited on a slow night, so can't compare to BSC in terms of attractiveness, but the girl got from A-'s to A+'s in terms of personality. But I am torn between that and Miami or Detroit. I have heard great things about the women in general in Miami. I think the Miami culture for young women is all about looks. Especially in the South Beach area. Does that translate over into the strip clubs? I would imagine so. What are the other jobs for super hot lookign women? The escort scene I bet would be good too. And I've heard good things about the normal nightclub scene. A club called "Opium" is highly recommended. I met two girls from Tampa in other clubs, and based on those two thing would seem promising. So I think jerikson has got it right - go to Miami and rent a car and hope over to Tampa as well. Also you seem like the kind of guy who would be up for the regular nightclub scene, so another plus for those two cities. As for Baby Dolls I get the feeling that much of its top 10 score is due to ease of getting extras versus attractiveness of dancers.
  • ArtCollege
    12 years ago
    Best looking girls I've seen have been at Mons in Tampa. I think Tampa is great for eye candy, but mileage higher in Miami. It's been a while since I've been to Texas, but that might be best overall deal. For nasty, read the reviews of Detroit area clubs such as Bogart's.
  • zipman68
    12 years ago
    Vancouver strip clubs not so good. But I found the girl I met at Swedish Touch to be very attractive.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    I’ve lived & clubbed in Dallas and Miami – and have visited SCs in Atlanta and Houston. Although I only visited once, I found the best looking dancers “IME” in Houston. Houston and Miami also have a lot of variety in their population so one will find variety in the SCs – mostly Hispanic, White, and Black, but very little Asian, IME. Good thing about Houston and Miami clubs is that they are open late often ‘til 5:00 a.m. or so. As others have said, Miami is a great place to vaca, especially for a single guy (or at least single while on vaca). Great weather year around and lots to do besides the many SCs. There are a lot of great regular dance clubs with super-hot/beautiful women especially in South Beach (SoBe). SoBe is also a great place to hang out day or night and see really nice eye candy just walking the SoBe streets in very provocative attire (often walking the streets in skimpy bathing suits during the day and super-provocative club-attire (high heels; super-short super-tight mini-skirts) during the eves – yum yum give me some!!!) . The best club in Miami is “Tootsie’s” IMO. Great physical club (very big) – lots of dancers (100+ on weekends). Mostly very attractive Latina dancers (it’s Miami), but there are also a good number of white dancers. There are a lot of girls that like to come down and party in Miami and will choose Tootsie’s to strip while they are down here – so you can run into non-local dancers from all over the country and even some European chicks (So. FL is a pretty popular destinations for many Europeans to vaca). Although Miami is very racially diverse, many of the clubs don’t tend to be too diverse IME. The Latina-heavy clubs (e.g. Tootsie’s) will be heavily Latin with a fair no. of white dancers but maybe one or two AA dancers (many nights you will not find any AA dancers). Miami does have about 10 all-black clubs (my specialty :) if you dare to venture. Previous Comments: “As for Baby Dolls I get the feeling that much of its top 10 score is due to ease of getting extras versus attractiveness of dancers” As I’ve said – l lived in Dallas and this comment is actually the opposite of what it really is. In Baby Dolls (BDs), one will find a lot of Texas beauties (100+ on weekends) – mostly white and very hot Texan “brisket” – with a few Latinas but not too many (and hardly any AA dancers if any). BDs, like most Dallas SCs, are not extras heavy – at least ITC. In Houston, Miami, and Dallas, you will get good mileage LD wise (i.e. good grinding and two-way touching) with Houston and Miami also having “extras on the menu” (ITC/OTC) for those wanting to partake.
  • gutsandglory
    12 years ago
    I travel for business and have been in almost every major market and always include several strip clubs in every stop. My best overall experience consistently is in Dallas for sure. Everyone mentions Baby Dolls, and it is a great club - totally epic in terms of size, number of girls, buffet breakfast, etc - if you have the time, it's an all night experience. I agree with Papi in that extras are generally NOT found in the DFW clubs, but the massage joint scene in DFW is awesome and those are generally 24/7. Also, don't forget there is a Spearmint Rhino in Dallas and that's a different, more refined experience, but still fun nonetheless. I always find options for take-out there but the price can be steep. Overrated cities ? Atlanta and Seattle. Both are lame.
  • Clackport
    12 years ago
    Great insight so far. The most popular opinion seems to be Miami and Tampa. I do have a 2 week vacation, but I have to take care of sone business in Portland, so I'll be in Portland for one of the 2 weeks, so in reality I'll only have one week for travel.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    “Girls in Miami spend 3 hrs. on makeup just so they look good running to 7-11 for soda and chips.” That is the truth.
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    What city is near the equator or a volcano? they would have the hottest strippers
  • WOODDR2
    12 years ago
    I agree with lopaw, both 4 play and bare elegance in west LA have beautiful looking women. The best in LA / Southern California. I go to both clubs during the day ocasionally, and have receive some fairly high mileage at bare elegance, I have had high mileage from only 2 dancers in over 6 year while visiting 4 play.
  • Clackport
    12 years ago
    Alucard what kind of stupid answer is that? If you don't have anything to add, then don't comment.
  • Corvus
    12 years ago
    Ranukam, if you are looking for hot Latinas go where they are, AZ, NM, and TX have plenty. You are correct that BSC in Phoenix is not the place to find very many non-white dancers but other clubs there probably have what you are looking for such as HiLiter and Bandaids, and multiple Christy's locations, although Bandaids may lack quality lookers. I have found some lovely Latinas in Tucson, Albuquerque, and El Paso too. Certainly not top tourist destinations but there are lots of fine looking women in those cities. Not sure what San Antonio or Austin may have for your tastes but lots on women of color in those areas too. Overall club quality may or may not compare to some of your local clubs and hit or miss is possible but maybe worth a shot. Let me know if you need any details--I owe you one for my recent trip to your country.
  • rickdugan
    12 years ago
    Even the largest cities have a mix of clubs with varying dancer quality, so high quality eye candy is very specific to clubs that specialize in it. My opinions: NYC - Hustler, sapphire Atlanta - Cheetah (most nude hotties in any club anywhere) Philly - Oasis Dallas - The Lodge Boston - Centerfold Now this is limited to optics. Value in virtually all of these clubs is low. I have been told that there are also a few clubs in Vegas and LA with uber high quality, but I don't have enough experience in these places to opine.
  • bustanutz
    12 years ago
    1. Tampa Miami Lv Nyc Dallas
  • gatorfan
    12 years ago
    1 Bangkok 2 Tijuana 3 Rio de jeneiro 4 Kat man du
  • TxVegas
    12 years ago
    For looks only, and not counting the quality and value of dances, I would rate: SR in Vegas Mons in Tampa baby Dolls and the Lodge in Dallas Tootsies or Scarletts in North Miami BSC in Phoenix I met a girl at the Lodge years ago that had just auditioned for Playboy and she was telling me about going out there the week before. Later that year she was named the 40th anniversary playmate. Look her up, she was very pretty.
  • minnow
    12 years ago
    As much as I enjoy stripclubs, I'll second j40's comments about having other activities to do on vacation. If I'm going somewhere on my time and dime, good things to do in a pleasant climate are a must. My city/eye candy club list as follows: Tampa- Mons Venus Dallas- Lodge, Mens Club. BDD is good, though not quite up to level of 1st 2 clubs, IMO. Phoenix- Babes, BSC, both Christies. Los Angeles- 4 Play, Bare Elegance. Most of my time in Atlanta and Las Vegas was over 10 years ago. I was impressed with Cheetah (ATL) back then- reports indicate that my impression would likely hold valid today. Last time in Vegas, I was wowed by Olympic Gardens lineup- it has faded now relative to the new megaclubs that have opened since then. Awaiting TR from OP..........
  • txtittyfan
    12 years ago
    While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, we might get more universal agreement on the city with the ugliest dancers.
  • Clackport
    12 years ago
    @minnow- TR? What's that? We can always count on gatorfan for some revolutionary ideas LOL. I need a find a city that's close to a volcano. It looks like Miami is the winner. There's a lot to do in Miami besides the strip clubs. I'm sure the nightclubs are great over there. Scarlett's Cabaret and Tootsie's Cabaret are on my radar. @Papi Chulo- I'm curious if you've been to Scarlett's Cabaret and what do you think about it? I appreciate all the help from my fellow TUSCLERS.
  • minnow
    12 years ago
    ranukam- TR= Trip Report. You chose well by going to Miami. There are also some worthy prospects in Ft. Lauderdale/ Pompano Beach area. Might as well call area from Miami to West Palm beach the "Megacity of South Florida."
  • Tiredtraveler
    12 years ago
    I always found the Portland club hit and miss. On both talent and mileage. I also found some clubs are good in the afternoon and crappy in the evening. If you are looking for mileage the 'high end' clubs will not deliver. The low end clubs have frightenly low talent. The only way I found a club with decent talent is to club hop. There is a club in Salem that has good talent decent milage but no extras and good food.
  • Papi_Chulo
    12 years ago
    “@Papi Chulo- I'm curious if you've been to Scarlett's Cabaret and what do you think about it?” Can’t comment much on Scarlett’s. I was only there once about 5 years ago on a very busy weekend night and at that time I felt it was not my type of club – although many seem to like it – you would have to check it out for yourself if you come down to MIA – all you would lose is the cover charge. As I’ve commented often on here – I am into ebony dancers and about 90% of my SCing is done in black SCs. So I unfortunately don’t have enough material to say yay or nay w.r.t. most non-black SCs except for Tootsies which I can vouch for and I think it’s a great club.
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