at last poker game, we started talking about sex with celebrities. after the usual discussion of "I'd like to fuck so and so " we turned to the celebrity that we would not fuck no matter what. consensus was a tie between Joan Rivers and Rosie O'donnell. you guys agree or is some one else even worse ??
HELL NO !!!
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Those are the easy ones...
If you actually saw most of these celebrities, in person, without makeup, your list would be a couple miles long.
For example, one near the top of my list is Angelina Jolie. HUH??
Yup. I've seen her in person, and that chick has the body of an 80 year old woman. She's a bony skeltor, with big hands, gawky long arms, big bony feet, no ass at all, saggy pale skin, etc. Yuk. Pretty face with lots of makeup, but that's about all she's got going for her.
Even my vote for one of the hottest celebrity pieces of ass, Sofia Vergara, is barely worth a second look without makeup.
And then there's Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Nicolette Sheridan, and on and on. Blecchhh...
Rosie O'Donnell is on the top of my list, too.
Paris Hilton
I'd like to fuck off
My Never Ever list would include: Roseanne Barr Aretha Franklin Kirstie Alley
Surprised to see Paris Hilton make the list. I'd pay premium dollar to fuck her (although I get the feeling she is not strapped for cash these days).
+1 me for not seeing what the big attraction about Katy Perry is.
Whoopie Goldberg
Any guy!
These type of threads always remind me of the old saying. "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" But why is it when talking about hot women they never say "I would fuck her with your dick"?
sc,
Really??? :)
All of them.
Scarlett Johansen has moved wayup the list since she is likely to infected since living with Sean Penn. Besides you must name stars not post menopause. BTW I agree with Angilina Jolie--ick Madonna Lady Gaga Pam Anderson Hep-3 Michelle Obama Rachell Madow Barbara Streisand Opps post menpause Rosei O'Donnelle Rosanne Bar Sandra Fluke The list goes on of woman that may or may not be pleasant to look at but are truly disgusting when they open their mouths or have a gutter twat.

