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Fuck-Marry-Kill: Pop Tarts Edition

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steve229

Since Slick has been sleeping on the job lately...

  1. Miley Cyrus

  2. Katy Perry

  3. Taylor Swift

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motorhead

F Katy

M Taylor

K Miley and then her dad too

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Clubber

Wouldn't waste the time or the bullet on them.

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SlickSpic

If kill em all then fuck their dead bodies while their hearts still pumped blood.

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steve229

Wow, you guys are in a homicidal mood today, lol

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steve229

@motor - I don't know about marrying Taylor. I hear she's very needy, clingy and has a weird personality that drives her lovers away...

Now that I think about it, she and I are made for each other, lol

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GoVikings

Katy Perry, to me, is very, very attractive. The other 2 aren't bad looking at all, just not amazing to me.

Marry: Perry

Fuck: Cyrus

Kill: Swift

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shadowcat

I'm against marriage and murder but I'd fuck the hell out of Taylor.

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Clubber

God, I hope no one ever posts a M-F-K: Asian Edition

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SlickSpic

@Clubber-Not FMK, but I did post a "who's your favorite Asian weather girl" thread.

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Ironcat

I'm with Motorhead- especially with the Perry and Cyrus choices.

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chessmaster

I'm with GoVikings, katy perry is sexy.

Marry katy perry

Fuck Taylor swift

Kill Miley Cyrus

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ATACdawg

Ditto with chessmaster. I know I can do better than Russell brand. I'd also consider f and m with Taylor Swift.

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jester214

Easy:

Fuck Katy

Marry Swift

Kill Miley

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Corvus

Fuck Katy, would love to take her for a spin and play with those big tits.

Marry Taylor, I have a preference for tall, slim girls and I would have fun spending her money.

Kill Miley, no further discussion required here.

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georgmicrodong

M&Fuck Taylor; maybe she'll write a song about me.

Throw Katy and Miley in the trash. Neither is worth going to jail for.

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mjx01

M T.Swissle!

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SlickSpic

Speaking of Pop Tarts, they are some truly late night snacking satisfaction. The plain style but with REAL butter all over the top. Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm good.

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Clubber

SS,

I would like a Asian weather girl that specialized in hurricanes. I figure she would be an expert on blow jobs.

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Doc_Holliday

All-night Fourway, then marry Miley (because she secretly owns and is working America like a stripper) and have Swift write a song about me.

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Doc_Holliday

Shit. I just realized Miley has the body of a 12 yr old boy. Can I keep Katy to be my mistress??

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ReadyPayerOne

F - Taylor

M - Katy

K - Miley

Taylor is the hottest but seems like a truly annoying human being. One night stand then sneak out in the morning.

Katy is very hot and I'm not sure I have anything against her other than that she makes crappy Auto-Tuned music and dates douchebags - Russell Brand, John Mayer...

Miley - I agree with Doc, I think she is hustling America rather than having a Britney style meltdown. She'd probably be the craziest in bed, but I think she's the least attractive. Just google Miley Cyrus Chicken Cutlet Ass. shudder

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10inches

fuck -- sofia vergara

marry - kat dennings

kill -- all of the kardashians

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ATACdawg

Smiley would appear to be in a lot of trouble ....

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Tiredtraveler

The last two are ok but I do not think I would be attracted to Billy Ray's transvestite son Miley.

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Doc_Holliday

also weirdest boner @ 7:41

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