Fuck-Marry-Kill: Pop Tarts Edition

26 comments

• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  F Katy M Taylor K Miley and then her dad too
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Wouldn't waste the time or the bullet on them.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  If kill em all then fuck their dead bodies while their hearts still pumped blood.
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  Wow, you guys are in a homicidal mood today, lol
• steve229

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  10 years ago

  @motor - I don't know about marrying Taylor. I hear she's very needy, clingy and has a weird personality that drives her lovers away... Now that I think about it, she and I are made for each other, lol
• GoVikings

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  10 years ago

  Katy Perry, to me, is very, very attractive. The other 2 aren't bad looking at all, just not amazing to me. Marry: Perry Fuck: Cyrus Kill: Swift
• shadowcat

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  10 years ago

  I'm against marriage and murder but I'd fuck the hell out of Taylor.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  God, I hope no one ever posts a M-F-K: Asian Edition
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  @Clubber-Not FMK, but I did post a "who's your favorite Asian weather girl" thread.
• Ironcat

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  10 years ago

  I'm with Motorhead- especially with the Perry and Cyrus choices.
• chessmaster

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  10 years ago

  I'm with GoVikings, katy perry is sexy. Marry katy perry Fuck Taylor swift Kill Miley Cyrus
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Ditto with chessmaster. I know I can do better than Russell brand. I'd also consider f and m with Taylor Swift.
• jester214

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  10 years ago

  Easy: Fuck Katy Marry Swift Kill Miley
• Corvus

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  10 years ago

  Fuck Katy, would love to take her for a spin and play with those big tits. Marry Taylor, I have a preference for tall, slim girls and I would have fun spending her money. Kill Miley, no further discussion required here.
• georgmicrodong

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  10 years ago

  M&Fuck Taylor; maybe she'll write a song about me. Throw Katy and Miley in the trash. Neither is worth going to jail for.
• mjx01

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  10 years ago

  M T.Swissle!
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Speaking of Pop Tarts, they are some truly late night snacking satisfaction. The plain style but with REAL butter all over the top. Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm good.
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  SS, I would like a Asian weather girl that specialized in hurricanes. I figure she would be an expert on blow jobs.
• Doc_Holliday

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  10 years ago

  All-night Fourway, then marry Miley (because she secretly owns and is working America like a stripper) and have Swift write a song about me.
• Doc_Holliday

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  10 years ago

  Shit. I just realized Miley has the body of a 12 yr old boy. Can I keep Katy to be my mistress??
• ReadyPayerOne

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  10 years ago

  F - Taylor M - Katy K - Miley Taylor is the hottest but seems like a truly annoying human being. One night stand then sneak out in the morning. Katy is very hot and I'm not sure I have anything against her other than that she makes crappy Auto-Tuned music and dates douchebags - Russell Brand, John Mayer... Miley - I agree with Doc, I think she is hustling America rather than having a Britney style meltdown. She'd probably be the craziest in bed, but I think she's the least attractive. Just google Miley Cyrus Chicken Cutlet Ass. *shudder*
• 10inches

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  10 years ago

  fuck -- sofia vergara marry - kat dennings kill -- all of the kardashians
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Smiley would appear to be in a lot of trouble ....
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  The last two are ok but I do not think I would be attracted to Billy Ray's transvestite son Miley.
• Doc_Holliday

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  10 years ago

  Katy strips! [view link]
• Doc_Holliday

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  10 years ago

  also weirdest boner @ 7:41