Fuck-Marry-Kill: Pop Tarts Edition

F Katy
M Taylor
K Miley and then her dad too

Wouldn't waste the time or the bullet on them.

If kill em all then fuck their dead bodies while their hearts still pumped blood.

Wow, you guys are in a homicidal mood today, lol

@motor - I don't know about marrying Taylor. I hear she's very needy, clingy and has a weird personality that drives her lovers away...

Now that I think about it, she and I are made for each other, lol

Katy Perry, to me, is very, very attractive. The other 2 aren't bad looking at all, just not amazing to me.

Marry: Perry
Fuck: Cyrus
Kill: Swift

I'm against marriage and murder but I'd fuck the hell out of Taylor.

God, I hope no one ever posts a M-F-K: Asian Edition

@Clubber-Not FMK, but I did post a "who's your favorite Asian weather girl" thread.

I'm with Motorhead- especially with the Perry and Cyrus choices.

I'm with GoVikings, katy perry is sexy.

Marry katy perry
Fuck Taylor swift
Kill Miley Cyrus

Ditto with chessmaster. I know I can do better than Russell brand. I'd also consider f and m with Taylor Swift.

Easy:

Fuck Katy
Marry Swift
Kill Miley

Fuck Katy, would love to take her for a spin and play with those big tits.

Marry Taylor, I have a preference for tall, slim girls and I would have fun spending her money.

Kill Miley, no further discussion required here.

M&Fuck Taylor; maybe she'll write a song about me.
Throw Katy and Miley in the trash. Neither is worth going to jail for.

M T.Swissle!

Speaking of Pop Tarts, they are some truly late night snacking satisfaction. The plain style but with REAL butter all over the top. Mmmm mmmmm mmmmm good.

SS,

I would like a Asian weather girl that specialized in hurricanes. I figure she would be an expert on blow jobs.

All-night Fourway, then marry Miley (because she secretly owns and is working America like a stripper) and have Swift write a song about me.

Shit. I just realized Miley has the body of a 12 yr old boy. Can I keep Katy to be my mistress??

F - Taylor
M - Katy
K - Miley

Taylor is the hottest but seems like a truly annoying human being. One night stand then sneak out in the morning.

Katy is very hot and I'm not sure I have anything against her other than that she makes crappy Auto-Tuned music and dates douchebags - Russell Brand, John Mayer...

Miley - I agree with Doc, I think she is hustling America rather than having a Britney style meltdown. She'd probably be the craziest in bed, but I think she's the least attractive. Just google Miley Cyrus Chicken Cutlet Ass. *shudder*

fuck -- sofia vergara
marry - kat dennings
kill -- all of the kardashians

Smiley would appear to be in a lot of trouble ....

The last two are ok but I do not think I would be attracted to Billy Ray's transvestite son Miley.

Katy strips!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEUg7Opl…

also weirdest boner @ 7:41