I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

Apr 10, 2014, 1:20 PM

My CF Mandy is not working this week, and so while I was sitting in the club today the other dancers--including her "friends"--were all over me like flies on shit.

I attribute this to the fact that:

I have a big dick
I buy dancers drinks when they sit at my table
I spend a ton of money on dancers when I take them up to VIP

Two of these things are true. Which two do you think are true?

I cried for madder music and for stronger wine, But when the feast is finished and the lamps expire, Then falls thy shadow, Cynara! the night is thine; And I am desolate and sick of an old passion, Yea, hungry for the lips of my desire: I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion. --Ernest Dowson

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GoVikings11 years ago

lol jack, such a cool cat!

2 & 3

steve22911 years ago

Haha - you can't fool us, Jack - all 3 are obviously true

I've been thinking about going to the club some night my CF is not working, trying out some other dancers ...but apparently she's working 6 nights a week (and that's only because the club is closed on Sundays now). Who knew the little vixen was such a hard worker, lol

SlickSpic11 years ago

My man. Always on the cusp of the cutting edge.

ATACdawg11 years ago

2&3

SuperDude11 years ago

Two out of three ain't bad.

SuperDude11 years ago

Two out of three ain't bad.

zipman6811 years ago

Just live your days of wine and roses Jack my friend. Just live 'em.

Dougster11 years ago

It's all about what? Money!

rockstar66611 years ago

Funny; I went in Monday when my ATF doesn't work, and I mostly sat at the bar talking to the drunks. The guy next to me had a bunch of girls come up to him and none talked to me. When I asked a dancer whom I didn't even know why she went to him.

She said, "Oh, you're (ATF)'s regular so I didn't want to ask."

Me: "Yes, but she's not here today"

Her: "Do you want to dance with me?"

Me: "No, I just wanted to be asked."

But I respect that the girls weren't all sharks. Or I guess my dick is too small, I don't spend enough in VIP and the CR, and I smell bad?