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I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
My CF Mandy is not working this week, and so while I was sitting in the club today the other dancers--including her "friends"--were all over me like flies on shit.

I attribute this to the fact that:

1. I have a big dick
2. I buy dancers drinks when they sit at my table
3. I spend a ton of money on dancers when I take them up to VIP

Two of these things are true. Which two do you think are true?


I cried for madder music and for stronger wine,
But when the feast is finished and the lamps expire,
Then falls thy shadow, Cynara! the night is thine;
And I am desolate and sick of an old passion,
Yea, hungry for the lips of my desire:
I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.
--Ernest Dowson

9 comments

  • GoVikings
    10 years ago
    lol jack, such a cool cat!

    2 & 3
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    Haha - you can't fool us, Jack - all 3 are obviously true

    I've been thinking about going to the club some night my CF is not working, trying out some other dancers ...but apparently she's working 6 nights a week (and that's only because the club is closed on Sundays now). Who knew the little vixen was such a hard worker, lol
  • SlickSpic
    10 years ago
    My man. Always on the cusp of the cutting edge.
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    2&3
  • SuperDude
    10 years ago
    Two out of three ain't bad.
  • SuperDude
    10 years ago
    Two out of three ain't bad.
  • zipman68
    10 years ago
    Just live your days of wine and roses Jack my friend. Just live 'em.
  • Dougster
    10 years ago
    It's all about what?
    Money!

  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    Funny; I went in Monday when my ATF doesn't work, and I mostly sat at the bar talking to the drunks. The guy next to me had a bunch of girls come up to him and none talked to me. When I asked a dancer whom I didn't even know why she went to him.

    She said, "Oh, you're (ATF)'s regular so I didn't want to ask."

    Me: "Yes, but she's not here today"

    Her: "Do you want to dance with me?"

    Me: "No, I just wanted to be asked."

    But I respect that the girls weren't all sharks. Or I guess my dick is too small, I don't spend enough in VIP and the CR, and I smell bad?

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