Nursing home hired strippers for patients: suit

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• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  Same thing with invalids or the mentally challenged. Society doesn't allow them to have sex.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  If the nursing home won't bring in the strippers, take the patients to the strip club like in this case.
  
  Something to look foreward to.
  Posted December 20, 2011
  
  It began when my crazy friend decided that my dad, Charles, and another friend’s equally ancient father, Al, had been spending too much time nodding off in front of their TV sets. She thought it would be nice to spice up their lives with a birthday celebration that would include an outing to the nearest gentleman's club.
  
  So off we went to Mr. J’s, an unobtrusive-looking Santa Ana bar, on a Sunday afternoon to catch the first show of the day. The timing was perfect, as far as we were concerned. There were the three of us (two daughters and their crazy friend), the two elderly gents and a club empty of everyone except dancers, bartender and bouncer.
  
  The dads rolled into the club, literally: Al sitting in his wheelchair and my dad steering his walker. Everyone looked our way, but if our little oddball parade surprised anyone, they didn’t show it. We noticed some smiles, but the staff was professional, if that’s what one would call it.
  
  The dads took a spin down to the stage, where they parked at the edge waiting for the show to begin. We sat several rows back, unsure what to expect.
  
  Then the lights lowered and dancers began appearing onstage, strutting sexily, snaking around a pole and doing slow strip-teases. The dads weren’t sleepy this afternoon. They were laughing and nudging each other’s arms.
  
  But my crazy friend thought they were missing out on part of the traditional strip club routine. So she pulled some $1 bills out of her wallet, and handed them forward to the dads.
  
  Both put the bills in their pockets.
  
  “No,” she said, “they’re for the girls. Give them to the girls.” They looked at her like she was speaking a foreign language. Two Depression-era guys with a couple of extra dollars that appeared out of the blue? No way would they give them away.
  
  My friend kept on trying. She asked each of them which dancer he liked (both chose Cheyenne) and announced she was buying them each a lap dance. My dad, the birthday boy, would be first. He put aside the walker and stood up, his arms outstretched.
  
  Cheyenne wasn’t sure what was going on. Neither were we. Then my dad stepped in close and began gliding her around the club in a Viennese waltz. He had a grin the size of Texas.
  
  Other parties were held for him that year, including a large family-and-friends gathering. He enjoyed them all. But I never saw that same smile again.
  
  The day after our trip to Mr. J’s, the three of us took Dad out to lunch. “Did you have fun yesterday?” Al’s daughter asked. “I really did,” my dad said. “I don’t quite remember why. But I had a very good time, indeed.”
  
  
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  ^^ Nice story!!! Thanks for posting that.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  rockstar: "Same thing with invalids or the mentally challenged"
  
  Bad news for alutard!
  
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I remember my dad talking about a friend of his that had a parent in a nursing home. The nursing home called him in to complain to him about how his fad was fucking all the old ladies in there. He told them not to talk to him any more about it because he didnt want to know about his parents sex life
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Great post Jack. Shadow, thanks for bringing that up. Good times.
• chessmaster

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  11 years ago

  Son is for sure a buzz kill. What a lame. They're old. Let them have their fun.
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  As a young fellow I recall a place down in S. Florida not far from where I grew up. It was on US 1 and named, as I recall, of all things, Follies. I'll have to check on that if anyone is still alive that may remember.
  
  Now this was in the 50's. I would guess that would have been a burlesque palace or similar. It was gone long before I had a chance to check it out, but I always thought I would. I do recall hearing it discussed in subdued voices at times when a bunch of older men were gathered. I wonder how they were inside? Now it is a tire place.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  Son wants a payday, nothing else.
  
  I don't know how I feel about this. It seems alright if you assume a lot of information that isn't given. Knowing only what's in the article, I'd call it borderline questionable.