Another fat stripper question.

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Clubber
Florida
When some post TUSCL topics, I think of related topics, such as the tat threads. Her's another...

chessmaster posted "How often are strippers really fat?"

My question is:

Given a choice between a somewhat heavy dancer that will make you happy in VIP or a "10" that might just put you to sleep from boredom, which would you take?

I would try to find middle ground, but I didn't give that as a choice. In the above, I'd opt for Miss Happy.

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JohnSmith69
11 years ago
In real life there are always more than two options. However in this hypothetical situation limited to these two choices I would choose the somewhat heavy girl if (1) she has a pretty face, and (2) happy means sex and not just a good lap dance with a happy ending. If either of these two conditions were not met then I choose staring at Ms boring'a beautiful body.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
I would be happy
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shadowcat
11 years ago
For a fat girl, she didn't sweat much. :)
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Dolfan
11 years ago
A heavy dancer won't/can't make me happy. I'll take my chances with the the 10, as you only said "might" be boring.
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Dougster
11 years ago
The 10.

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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
Like Dolfan said, if the 10 only *might* put me to sleep,
I'll take my chances with her. All else not already specified being equal, that is.
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skibum609
11 years ago
Neither. rather play 18.
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rockstar666
11 years ago
I've never seen a 10, so if there was one I'd like to stare at her and take my chances. But if she's just another pretty girl, give me the fat girl who floats my boat. I love sex with chubby women as much as with the spinners.
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umissedaspot
11 years ago
10 all the way. Fat chicks don't make me happy in any room. I'd rather risk being bored than risk being crushed.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
I'll play by the rules but with an asterisk*. I'll take the fat chick. That being said, only boring people get bored. I'm never bored.
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DandyDan
11 years ago
I'll go with the happy fat girl. It is about having a good time in the end.
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rockstar666
11 years ago
@Slick: I agree that only boring people get bored, as I'm quite good with getting entertainment value in almost any situation. This is why I said I'd take a chance on the 10. I would hope to get a different kind of value other than a great lap dance and sparkling personality the fat chick presents. It would be like looking at a work of art. But...

Since I don't believe anyone is a 10, I'll take the sure thing.
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snowtime
11 years ago
I'll take the boring 10. Too many fat girls in real life.
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Clubber
11 years ago
snoe,

I see beautiful, even 10's, most days in my normal travels. They don't bore me and are nice to look at. But they are't nude. :)
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dickmaxon
11 years ago
fat chicks try harder :L
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chessmaster
11 years ago
The fat girl might try harder, yes. But I would chose the 10 because all she would be doing is dancing in front of me anyway. So I wouldn't be that bored.
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steve229
11 years ago

Ever see a fat girl and a really skinny girl that are BFFs, and think "if I could just average them out..."
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Steve-Every now & then.
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TxVegas
11 years ago
Boring 10. I like the challenge of getting her to expand her limits
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tempest666
11 years ago
Chances are the fat chick will have a better personality. I'm not sticking up for them but this is what I've observed.
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ATACdawg
11 years ago
There used to be a dancer at one of my local clubs who was just built like a Sherman tank and had one costume but just to counterpoint all of that, never met a tattoo that she didn't like.

I guess she appealed to some but not me.
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