When some post TUSCL topics, I think of related topics, such as the tat threads. Her's another...
chessmaster posted "How often are strippers really fat?"
My question is:
Given a choice between a somewhat heavy dancer that will make you happy in VIP or a "10" that might just put you to sleep from boredom, which would you take?
I would try to find middle ground, but I didn't give that as a choice. In the above, I'd opt for Miss Happy.


In real life there are always more than two options. However in this hypothetical situation limited to these two choices I would choose the somewhat heavy girl if (1) she has a pretty face, and (2) happy means sex and not just a good lap dance with a happy ending. If either of these two conditions were not met then I choose staring at Ms boring'a beautiful body.