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The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

Stopped in here because I had a buddy in town and we were curious. Low expectations going in, but it turned out to be a positive experience, overall. Place is your typical Portland dive bar meets…

Rose City Strip

Portland, OR

Nice big club with a good selection of girls, but hard to see more than one stage at a time. This leads to a mad scramble after each girl's rotation, to see who is on…

Blush

Portland, OR

This club is kind of posh inside, darkly lit with a lot of mirrors and pink. The dancers on this visit rated as 5s to 7s, but did not seem interested in hustling me for…

Purple building. Entrance is around back behind Powell. Narrow parking and lot backs into drive thru for a fast food place. Probably neighborhood parking too. Seems safe. Enter into short hallway, pool tables straight ahead and…

Stopped by DV8 on a Weds afternoon and immediately liked the chill, neighborhood vibe. The place felt clean and comfortable with good seating, pool tables, and lighting that was bright enough to see everything clearly…

Free parking, no cover, simple security, lots of seating. I showed up around 6pm just before dark. There were 4 to 5 dancers sitting under a shelter at a picnic table smoking and vaping…

I arrived about 2pm and stayed an hour. Schedule showed 8 dancers, and that seemed accurate. All did 2-song sets, first topless and then bottomless. Sitting at the rack you'll sometimes get boobies in the face,…