Coyote Ugly

Are we taking Duke's $40 escorts here?

Unfortunately, I have. I've taken one for the team and not that long ago. I've walked into massage parlors and walked out because I couldn't stomach the sight of the masseuses. I've met up with chicks from Backpage only to walk our of the notel room.

I have walked out of AMPs, strip clubs, and jackshacks because of fugliness. What I also hate is when at a strip club and I occasionally and foolishly break my own rule of getting a dance from a girl I haven't seen on stage yet, only to find out she looks like she dropped a baby two weeks ago, but I am getting better at following this rule. Per the original comment, it reminds me of the old saying "I chewed my arm off to keep from waking her up", and the extension of that "I went home and chewed off my other arm to keep it from ever happening again.

Not really but sometimes I sat in the club even after realizing there were no girls to my liking longer than I should pissed off because what a waste of money. But then I just take my losses and go to another club with better looking girls. Most times I've had to hop around is three before I found one with good looking girls.

For a fat girl, she didn't sweat much. Besides there are no ugly women after 2AM.

"Went to sleep with a ten and woke up with a two!"

Trouble is, she'd probably have the same problem.

Old Rodney Dangerfield joke:

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

No. For one thing, I don't drink when I'm gonna fuck. For another thing, I've only actually slept with two women, my wife and my ATF. Don't regret either of them.

Plus 1 GMD.

I agree with shadow

I'm sure every she-male that you've fucked has turned over and thought that very thought about you, TiredTwat.