And the club should have weed available. I'd spend some good scratch to hang in the VIP with a HAWT nekkid chick smokin' some fine bud from a hookah while that jam was a playin'
Lying Eyes by the Eagles might not be the song that you want to get a lapper to but it is the stripper theme song. That and For The Love Of Money by the O'Jays.
Music. Oh boy, heads up, this don't going to be a short post. I'm going to approach this from a few angles.
I like many different music genres - rock, punk, metal, alternative, rap, and electronic. Beautiful things happen when the right dancer is paired with the right music.
I was in a club one time and saw a girl do a two song set consisting of:
The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the name of
It was love at first sight for my wallet. I only see this dancer like once a year because she lives 1,500 miles away, but I consider her a fave in large part because of the music she dances to.
I like dark propulsive alt/hard rock, which clubs don't play enough of, in my opinion. When they do, the stage gets my attention. In fact, I recall one time stopping my ATF mid-lap dance (which i still paid her for) because Tool's Stinkfist came on and I wanted to just sit back and enjoy the song. The DJ was in fine form that evening as he followed that with Alice in Chains' would?
I've seriously considered arranging a 1-2 hr session in a hotel room with a fave dancer so she could dance to a playlist of my choosing. And I truly mean dance, not "dance". It'd have to be a girl who could get in synch with the music. What would be on that playlist? A sampling:
Led Zeppelin - d'yer mak'er
no doubt - hellagood
burial - street halo
sleigh bells - run the heart
black keys - everlasting light
Salem - trapdoor
cat power - the greatest
cults - you know what I mean
daft punk - face to face
Interpol - c'mere
kavinsky - nightcall
Now these, to me, are good lap dance songs, but they don't necessarily make good stage dance songs. I think a girl with energy that actually knows how to dance could bring the fucking house down to any of these songs:
ice cube - when will they shoot?
outkast - BoB
the dead weather - new pony
If I were to ever see a stripper do a set to these three songs, I think I'd just have to rain $20 bills on her until I emptied my wallet.
"Mofo" by U2 -- ferocious and relentless; the driving push of this one sets a good rhythm for thrusting
"Perfect Drug" by Trent Reznor / NIN -- almost spastic in its intensity, but sets gals afire
"Crazy" by Seal -- if you like it more sensual
"Crush" by Dave Matthews Band -- 8 minutes of mellow intimacy
"Discotheque" by U2 -- not as pump-worthy as "Mofo," but still a solid tune for a lapper
"After the Rain Has Fallen" by Sting -- if you're really "in LUV" with that stripper, this song has your back... she'll fall for you, too (romantic, in that "take me and make me your love toy" kind of way)
Knights in White Satin, Moody Blues (never reaching the end!)
Inna' Godda' da Vida (In the Garden of Eden) Stones - the full 17 minute album cut (imagine lip and crotch locked with your fav stripper through the entire 5 minute drum solo!)
Brick House - The Commodores (concert cut) I saw them in concert about '76 or so and the live performance of Brick House had every woman in the venue on her feet, pushing hips and tush every which way - it was hotttttt!!!! (and it was not just the doobie everyone was smoking.)
@how - I like the way you think about the songs and what response that could get from a dancer in synch with the music, and what overall lap dance experience that would shape. I'm on the same page as you are!
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The Stripper by David Rose
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show me chris brown
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Bandz make her dance - juicy j
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Wake me up before you go-go...Wham!
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Take on Me..A-ha
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Project Pat - Let's run a train, Gorilla Pimp, Oooh Nothing
Pimp C - Hairy Azz Holes, Top Notch Hoes, Let Me see It,
Webbie - Come Here Bitch, Gimme That Puzzy!
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In some clubs, Sabbath's War Pigs would work! :)
I like metal, so I don't hear anything like that often, but some good classic rock will do. I'd like to see a dance to AC/DC's Soul Stripper.
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T-Pain- I'm in love with a stripper
"She coming down from the ceiling to the flo".
French Montana- Pop That
"Pop that pussy bitch"!
Chris Brown-Strip
"Girl I just wanna see you strip".
Whoever the artist is that has the song "Pornstar Dancing"
Juicy J- Bounce It
"Bounce it, Bounce It, I'm about to throw a couple thousand".
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@clubber..I was kidding around with the early MTV bands...
Dazed and Confused-Led Zep
Red House-Jimi Hendrix
I saw a girl dance to these and it was awesome
Don't think the younger guys know stuff like this
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mikeya02,
Excellent choices.
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@Mikey-I liked your first choice.
I'd love to hear "Conjunction Junjction" or "I'm Only A Bill". Schoolhouse Rock, baby.
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Or... if you prefer stoner rock over surf rock?
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Or if that is too heavey for you...
maybe some Canadian Trailer Park Rock?
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Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days
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Doc,
#1 - Takes to lot to get going, but then OK.
#2 - Not my cup of tea.
#3 - Funny!
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The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Carry Out - Timbaland
Do You Wanna Touch Me - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Evacuate the Dancefloor - Cascada
Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna
Hey Baby - No Doubt
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Kiss Me Deadly - Lita Ford
Let's Dance - David Bowie
Maneater - Hall & Oates
Oops!...I Did It Again - Britney Spears
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado
Roxanne - The Police
Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback
Titty Dancer - Dan Diamond
Velcro Fly - ZZ Top
Would I Lie To You - Eurythmics
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Dark Star man...Dark Star from Live/Dead
Or from one of the groovier bootlegs.
And the club should have weed available. I'd spend some good scratch to hang in the VIP with a HAWT nekkid chick smokin' some fine bud from a hookah while that jam was a playin'
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I've always liked So Hott by Kid Rick.
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Lying Eyes by the Eagles might not be the song that you want to get a lapper to but it is the stripper theme song. That and For The Love Of Money by the O'Jays.
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Beethoven's Fifth!
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@ATACDAWG-I'll drink a 5th to that.
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Welcome To The Jungle? Are you Juice or Jim Rome?
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Slick
Strippers lie?
Is that what u sayin' ? Lol
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I remember one young girl danced to "Little Red Riding Hood" By Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs. Pretty cool
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As long as she doesn't dance to Poison Ivy.
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Dance (Ass) - Big Sean
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CrazyBitch - Buckcherry
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The Tubes....she's a beauty.
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Ragdoll
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Shake That Monkey by Too Short
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Free Bird. Classic Lynard Skynard. 9 minutes long. Would make a great LD dance song.
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Right before closing time.
Can't Drive 55.
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If the DJ says everyone should drive 90, they can't catch us all. I've heard that before.
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Stairway to Heaven is another long ass song. Strippers just love it, lol.
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long song-since I been lovin you
she's a worthless cunt by larry pierce. great song for the rip off bitches or women who don't put out anything in general.
big dumb sex - soundgarden
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Music. Oh boy, heads up, this don't going to be a short post. I'm going to approach this from a few angles.
I like many different music genres - rock, punk, metal, alternative, rap, and electronic. Beautiful things happen when the right dancer is paired with the right music.
I was in a club one time and saw a girl do a two song set consisting of:
The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the name of
It was love at first sight for my wallet. I only see this dancer like once a year because she lives 1,500 miles away, but I consider her a fave in large part because of the music she dances to.
I like dark propulsive alt/hard rock, which clubs don't play enough of, in my opinion. When they do, the stage gets my attention. In fact, I recall one time stopping my ATF mid-lap dance (which i still paid her for) because Tool's Stinkfist came on and I wanted to just sit back and enjoy the song. The DJ was in fine form that evening as he followed that with Alice in Chains' would?
I've seriously considered arranging a 1-2 hr session in a hotel room with a fave dancer so she could dance to a playlist of my choosing. And I truly mean dance, not "dance". It'd have to be a girl who could get in synch with the music. What would be on that playlist? A sampling:
Led Zeppelin - d'yer mak'er
no doubt - hellagood
burial - street halo
sleigh bells - run the heart
black keys - everlasting light
Salem - trapdoor
cat power - the greatest
cults - you know what I mean
daft punk - face to face
Interpol - c'mere
kavinsky - nightcall
Now these, to me, are good lap dance songs, but they don't necessarily make good stage dance songs. I think a girl with energy that actually knows how to dance could bring the fucking house down to any of these songs:
ice cube - when will they shoot?
outkast - BoB
the dead weather - new pony
If I were to ever see a stripper do a set to these three songs, I think I'd just have to rain $20 bills on her until I emptied my wallet.
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"Mofo" by U2 -- ferocious and relentless; the driving push of this one sets a good rhythm for thrusting
"Perfect Drug" by Trent Reznor / NIN -- almost spastic in its intensity, but sets gals afire
"Crazy" by Seal -- if you like it more sensual
"Crush" by Dave Matthews Band -- 8 minutes of mellow intimacy
"Discotheque" by U2 -- not as pump-worthy as "Mofo," but still a solid tune for a lapper
"After the Rain Has Fallen" by Sting -- if you're really "in LUV" with that stripper, this song has your back... she'll fall for you, too (romantic, in that "take me and make me your love toy" kind of way)
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Knights in White Satin, Moody Blues (never reaching the end!)
Inna' Godda' da Vida (In the Garden of Eden) Stones - the full 17 minute album cut (imagine lip and crotch locked with your fav stripper through the entire 5 minute drum solo!)
Brick House - The Commodores (concert cut) I saw them in concert about '76 or so and the live performance of Brick House had every woman in the venue on her feet, pushing hips and tush every which way - it was hotttttt!!!! (and it was not just the doobie everyone was smoking.)
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@how - I like the way you think about the songs and what response that could get from a dancer in synch with the music, and what overall lap dance experience that would shape. I'm on the same page as you are!
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