Another first for me.

4/13/2014 4:32:10 PM

Awhile back there was a thread about things that strippers do while giving you a lap dance. Some of the responses included talking to friends, smoking, drinking. I think I can top those.

Today a dancer had her hand inside my pants jerking my gherkin during a table dance and at the same time was buying drugs from a dealer sitting on the other side of my table.

I've got to find a new place to sit. :)

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motorhead

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11 years ago

I could make a cruel joke and ask if she was buying Viagra :)

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

@Shadow-You truly find yourself in unique environments.

shadowcat

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11 years ago

Damn motorhead - I never that of that. :) Considering what the pharmacies are charging I'm surprised that there isn't more street sales of it going on.

Clackport

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11 years ago

LMAO Shadow. That made my day.

elemental23

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11 years ago

Just add another chapter to the legend. Damn. Did you have a chance to do before and after to see if the quality of dance went up?

sharkhunter

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11 years ago

Did you tell her she was good at multitasking?

tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Pain killers no doubt.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

That is a funny story. Not many people can say that

shadowcat

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11 years ago

Here is the kicker. I busted a nut of the 4th and final dance but she did not know it because I have retrograde ejaculations. Had she known, she might have expected a tip.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Great way to save some money

rockstar666

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11 years ago

The win goes to Motorhead!

aroundtown

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11 years ago

Yeah, pain pills or xanax