Awhile back there was a thread about things that strippers do while giving you a lap dance. Some of the responses included talking to friends, smoking, drinking. I think I can top those.
Today a dancer had her hand inside my pants jerking my gherkin during a table dance and at the same time was buying drugs from a dealer sitting on the other side of my table.
I've got to find a new place to sit. :)
Replies (12)Latest
I could make a cruel joke and ask if she was buying Viagra :)
@Shadow-You truly find yourself in unique environments.
Damn motorhead - I never that of that. :) Considering what the pharmacies are charging I'm surprised that there isn't more street sales of it going on.
LMAO Shadow. That made my day.
Just add another chapter to the legend. Damn. Did you have a chance to do before and after to see if the quality of dance went up?
Did you tell her she was good at multitasking?
Pain killers no doubt.
That is a funny story. Not many people can say that
Here is the kicker. I busted a nut of the 4th and final dance but she did not know it because I have retrograde ejaculations. Had she known, she might have expected a tip.
Great way to save some money
The win goes to Motorhead!
Yeah, pain pills or xanax
Join the conversation
Sign in to reply to this discussion.