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Another first for me.

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

Awhile back there was a thread about things that strippers do while giving you a lap dance. Some of the responses included talking to friends, smoking, drinking. I think I can top those.

Today a dancer had her hand inside my pants jerking my gherkin during a table dance and at the same time was buying drugs from a dealer sitting on the other side of my table.

I've got to find a new place to sit. :)

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motorhead

I could make a cruel joke and ask if she was buying Viagra :)

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shadowcat

Damn motorhead - I never that of that. :) Considering what the pharmacies are charging I'm surprised that there isn't more street sales of it going on.

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Clackport

LMAO Shadow. That made my day.

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elemental23

Just add another chapter to the legend. Damn. Did you have a chance to do before and after to see if the quality of dance went up?

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sharkhunter

Did you tell her she was good at multitasking?

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crazyjoe

That is a funny story. Not many people can say that

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shadowcat

Here is the kicker. I busted a nut of the 4th and final dance but she did not know it because I have retrograde ejaculations. Had she known, she might have expected a tip.

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crazyjoe

Great way to save some money

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