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Noah Cyrus

Wow ! I may have to start watching the CMTs - great outfit and gorgeous girl. She could make a good living as a dancer if the music thing doesn’t work out https://tuscl.net/photo/5809/

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Top 40 WTF? How could any sane creature ignore rickdugan?

I can understand those who ignore me. Those who would ignore this lion just can’t wrap their brains around how fantastic my life is. In other words, they cannot take my essential rickness! But my buddy dugan...he is the perfect translator…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Miss the Glory Days

Clancys used to be one of my mainstays back in the day. So much that I was part of the furniture. You cant beat the allure of Brazilian women. Drop dead gorgeous, come in all…

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Another round of shutdowns?

I'm hearing some areas may have another round of shutdowns. What the f is going on? Oregon is totally wack, and I am itching to travel.

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2020 POTUS Election Countdown Clock

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Clubs That are not open ? Why not go underground like everywhere in free WORLD

Think about it ,the only club open for 10 million customers, as a form of revolt,as a way of saying fuck you to the man stay open, make money, have fun, be smart, stay safe space…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Friday Night Visit

This was one of my most frequented clubs pre-Covid so I was stoked when I found out they’d re-opened. My visit was on a Friday night. Save for a few Covid-era restrictions, not much had…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

It was cool .. A little shady .. but ok.

Didn’t plan on clubbing in MI . been here about 3 weeks visiting the family I was trying to get a feel of the black clubs here a lot of them are either shut down…

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New Layout of TUSCL

Like the new layout. Much better than the old on my phone. Haven’t checked the computer yet. The old version was much better on the computer than on the phone.

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

First Time Visit

Made a first time appearance to Xplicit just to see how lame it really is, and yep it's pretty lame alright! Nice looking club from the outside and inside, with the big open area with…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Old Reliable

I was in town to visit family. Those of you that have read my reviews before might remember that I used to live in Atl but moved to Dallas TX last year. The stripclub scene…

You never forget your first club visit.

Growing up in the Poconos, turning 18 and getting to go to your first BYOB nude club was something of a rite of passage. At family gatherings you’d hear your dad with your uncles or your older cousins talking about making a trip up to a club. In high school as a underclassman the seniors would tell stories about how they had all gone over the weekend or that one of the senior girls did amateur night and won first place. All of these stories definitely made me want to go to a club and experience it first hand. I turned 18 a few months before any of my friends did so I had to wait a bit before I…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Bad timing

Haven't been to Diamond Club in a while so I decided to check it out. First off I probably went during the worst time possible. It was around 8:00 on Friday and when I walked…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Only Option

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday around 1pm... mostly because it was the only establishment open during day right now under Covid. Cbus Gold opens at noon on Fridays, so that wasn’t an option. Anyways,…

Politics

Mr. Biden's Neighborhood video

https://twitter.com/BrettRSmith76/status/1318954636838010880

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

One Word: Ass

I’ve had some satisfactory visits to Emperors since the clubs initially opened this past June, which oddly enough wasn’t the case pre-COVID. So when I get invited to an impromptu dinner with a friend, I…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A Standout in these Weird Times

Arrived around 4pm on a Monday, got my ID checked (but not scanned) and patted down at the door. They have a sign listing the penalties you'll be assessed for failing to keep a mask…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

My tips went in the bartender’s breasts.

I had a great time at Odyssey last Wednesday (10-14-20). They was two dancers working at around 6pm. I had to take my temperature with the weird camera thing. Then, the lady at the door…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Sweet Ezra

Had not been here in a few years, as I no longer live locally. Stopped on on a whim, and was greeted by Ezra almost as soon as I walked in. She sat with me…

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new site layout.

welcome back top 40s lists. one problem i see so far... the type is pretty small.

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

ONE YEAR!!! since Encore was last reviewed

I arrived 4:50 and stayed until 5:50 on a Tuesday. (Their opening time is 4:00.) Parking is available at the front and side of the building, and is ample. The size of the building…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Not much fun this visit

This visit was a month ago but forgot to post and my first since early March. Arrived at 7:30 and did not have to pay cover (before 800 pm). I was the only person in…

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Is squirt pee or nah

I’ve been seeing a lot of discussions on it lately and my friends and I have been discussing it too. Is that shit pee or nah? So far people say yes.

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Would you shoot content for a girl's onlyfans?(As an actor)

I know a bunch of stripper friends(some I've date others I've been their client) who I could ask and it's likely they'll be down to shoot some videos together. Motivation: 1-Get Laid more regularly with them and their friends. 2-Gain experience as…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

not bad if you find the right girl

First of all, this place is not nude or even topless. I think Idaho has a law against nude dancing and alcohol in the same premises? If that's the case, I'd much rather have a…

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Which is betterSeeking Arrangements or secret benefits?

I am in the Boston area. It seems thrt more girls are on S/A but I get booted almost as soon as I sign up, And I do not like the recuring credit card charges, Secret Benefits seems to be…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Awkward in the front but dances were legit.

First time back since Covid, maybe even longer. They started a remodel right before the whole shutdown thing so the club looked different. They got rid of the couch dance area (which I really liked)…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Still one of the better ones in the Area

Seems like this place has figured how to keep us guys visiting. This is my 3rd visit since the autumn reopening. Seems you have to fill out a paper agreeing to…

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woman left her children at home to go to strip club

Mother of the year https://cbs12.com/news/nation-world/police-ohio-woman-left-her-children-at-home-to-go-to-strip-club-attacked-their-father

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Ohio man charged with leaving 7-year-old daughter alone l to go to strip

Father of the year https://www.wkbn.com/news/ohio/sheriff-ohio-man-charged-with-leaving-7-year-old-daughter-alone-to-go-to-strip-club/

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Nice To See Some Things Haven't Changed (That Much)

Like many other reviewers I've read recently, this was my first time out in a club in at least 6 months. It was a nice weather fall day and it felt good to be out…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Really weird visit/ Probably one of the last shots I give it

I came in around 11:30, a little later than I usually go out, just wanted to kill some time before having pick someone up at the airport at 1am. I've not been to Jen's in…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Post COVID review - quiet but still enjoyable for a Thursday

Visited here on a recent Thursday evening. The place is a bit off the beaten path but easy to find non the less. Parking is feel, just a gravel lot and plenty big.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Updated covid review

Generally I am here. Since covid I've only been a few times. Some things have changed. Some for the better. Traditionally this club gets a lot of reviews here. But it seems like I'm the…

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Just Dropped new Single “ColaMane”

https://rapch.at/JztTFttfLab

Mermaids

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Fun evening

I’m a little late at posting this. Went there a year ago and stayed for about an hour. Normal loud music and it was relatively empty. About the time we got our drinks we had a lady come by to…

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Masturbation for hire.

I recently read a news article about an AMP raid and the masseuse was charged with "Masturbation for hire". This is the first time that I have head of this legal charge for a HJ.

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2020 Biggest Regrets

What's you biggest regret of 2020 so far? Easily mine is deleting all those stripper numbers out of my phone over the years. Yeah probably 75% of them would be disconnected by now anyway...

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

dollie’s, old faithful

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon......mask required, temperature check, $2.00 cover charge. Several seconds for the eyes to adjust from the bright sunlight outside to the ever dark Dollies! Looked like…

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With Follies Gone in ATL

What’s the back up plan ?

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most common stripper names and categories

What are the most common stripper names you run across? For me it is "Ariel". Every club I go to has one and they all watched the movie "Little Mermaid" as a child. Also common are certain categories. 19th century…

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Regulars on OnlyFans

Has seeing your regular club dancer(s) hustle their OnlyFans turned you off from her? There could be an element of "hey I don't get this at the club :-(" or "I thought we had a special connection but I guess…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Better. Much better.

This club has definitely improved since my last review of the place. Apparently the owners, a child (or children) of the former owner who passed away a couple of years ago, hired someone who…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Not my favorite visit but always worth a return

Typically this club is the place to be if you are down for some very attractive Cuban girls. In this visit, that wasn’t the case. There was a very attractive older blonde with…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Different Name, Same Game

Now Honey's, previously Temptations, previously Black Cherry, previously something else I can't remember. It is listed as Gary on some sites, but I believe it is actually Miller, IN or something like that.…

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Ok - how bout this one?

https://tuscl.net/photos/5f8f7054815e2

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What do you think? I think she’s a Goddess

https://tuscl.net/photos/5f8f0256a482e

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Asian Fix - Bomi Posing to WAP

A divine gift to mankind https://youtu.be/GTG-9KKY-Mw

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Listermint can help protect you more than you knew

Once again Listermint is proven to protect PLs from the dangers we face while clubbing. If you want to be safe from Covid make sure to always use Listermint as part of your strip club regiment. https://www.foxnews.com/health/human-coronaviruses-inactivated-mouthwash-oral-rinses-study

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Why you should come to my parties

We’ve just upgraded to a penthouse location. Our girls get better and better looking each event All nude private lap dancing Hookah Open bar Stage shows And you get to see ME ❤️

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

A lot of emptiness on the stage.

Atmosphere-wise, this is on of my favorite clubs. Very nice interior with a very high ceiling (with a pole that goes all the way up). One large stage, a small bar, and ample…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Big place fun time

So went in on Monday evening, around 7 pm No problem parking $3 cover went upstairs straight..read the previous reviews ..so got an idea of layout. A lot of girls there around 50..may be.. good number of patrons…

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Score this whore

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJahFUaW/

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Waste of time

I stopped by Cheeks on a Monday afternoon just before three. They open at lunch time, and I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I figured I'd kill them with…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Cheap beer....

I actually visited both Sunday and Monday, both times during the day, and both times a place was nearly empty. On sunday, I think there were four customers besides myself and about that many girls and…

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What I've seen, and what I want to see

I saw a dancer at Vixens do the whole smooth criminal routine, down to the sequined derby and one glove. My response, and that of everyone else, was quite muted. Since it's Halloween, I would much rather see…

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Everybody singing Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra duets at these strip clubs

What are we the fucking Jersey Boys? GET YOUR DICK OUT AND START FUCKIN! STOP SINGIN AND START FUCKIN!

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Cheetahs San Diego cease and desist

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/health/story/2020-10-19/city-seeking-cease-and-desist-order-for-cheetahs-adult-club After a Padres player got stabbed at another club, Pacers, clearly it made people say "oh shit, strip clubs are open"? I went a couple times but it wasn't the same as before. The new girls pipeline has clearly dried up…

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Judgement time on this tiktok thot

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJajqfXC/

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Posting photos

How do you post a photo in discussions? I could do it in the photo gallery but not the broader discussion.

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A Fine Bottom Line?

Some people believe “progress” means, among other things, an increasing number of people of color who are lifted out of poverty and who can begin to enjoy their fair share of the American dream. Oddly, when poor people of color are…

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Wild strip club fight led to Army soldier’s murder

Unbelievable. https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/wild-strip-club-fight-led-to-army-soldiers-murder/

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Back at Cloud 9

I visited Cloud 9 last week for the first time in almost 10 years - looking for some variety from the Lower Bucks and Philadelphia clubs. Checked temperature at the front door, tables set up…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Long time regular first time posting review

Pulled into the lot and there were some cones up blocking the right side of the drive. They we're fixing something. Outside of the club looked great. New valet didn't recognize me, but the guy…

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“I know nothing that I may say can influence you. You have no souls to be influe

Title couldn’t say it all. “I know nothing that I may say can influence you. You have no souls to be influenced. You are spineless, flaccid things. You pompously call yourselves Republicans and Democrats. There is no Republican Party. There is no Democratic Party. There…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Atlantis, my favorite club

This is my favorite go to in Chicago and I have been coming here 5 - 6 times a year for the past 8 years or so. This past Saturday didn’t disappoint. Arrived…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Nice Oasis west of Airport

Let my buddy talk me into a visit after going stir crazy, so risked some Covid to check out this place at noon on a Saturday. Cover Charge $5 and a temperature check. Masks were required…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Nice place, good VIP room, friendly staff and dancers

Went here both Friday and Saturday nights with a friend of mine on 10/16 and 10/17. I had been once before on a weeknight, but the weekend is much better. COVID - not an issue…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Dead Monday night, but Extras were very much alive.

I decided to make my second trip ever to the Gold Club on a Monday night. Although the place was very dead, I still managed to have an amazing time. The cover was $7 and…

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“American “Capitalism” is an unfair system of exploitation. It injures the immen

Title couldn’t say it all. “American “Capitalism” is an unfair system of exploitation. It injures the immense majority for the benefit of a small minority. Profits and interest are tributes which the masses are forced to “pay” to a class of idle…

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Club Closed

This club is closed. I showed up at on 10/16/20 and the sign is gone and there appears to be a huge remodel going. But it's closed. Confirmed by asking other locals at a different…

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The reckoning

To all the girls that tried to act too good in the club and got destroyed by covid oh yes I'm reveling in it take the karma hard and deep btches and enjoy the struggle top tier girls have prob…

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White people loves to wrap themselves in American ideals — equality, liberty and

Title couldn’t say it all. White people loves to wrap themselves in American ideals — equality, liberty and justice for all... However they live in Denial and perpetuate a society that aggressively denies those ideals to certain citizens through segregation and repressive…

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Prop 16 an act of economic violence against whites, Asians and men

California prop 16 will bring back full, hardcore affirmative action quotas and open discrimination against whites (and in some circumstances Asian Americans) and all males regardless of background. People fought for years to end this affirmative action garbage in this state.…

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The Streisand Effect

As some of you may remember, many years ago, the California Coastal Commission decided to take pictures of the coastline. Barbara Streisand sued to prevent them from taking pictures of her property. As a result of the publicity, her address…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Latest Visit to Lusty's

I stopped in Lusty's a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon; around 3pm. I went by to see if there was any new talent and if there was any change in service…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Recon mission Porthole Pub

Had an hour to kill late Sunday afternoon so decided to do a recon scout of the Porthole Pub. This small club is at the end of a strip shopping center that has several…

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Ooops

It's be pretty hard to recover from this. https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident

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Has anyone recorded there experience in a V.i.p

Wondering has anyone recorded themselves in a vip? I was thinking of trying it out with a few girls, I know my atf is down for it!

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Economic Desperation = Opportunities

What is mongering looking like in your state given the tension between public health and economics

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Correlation between how good a strip club city is vs how good a sports city

it is. And by that I don't mean the success of the teams more the pulse and enthusiasm of the fanbase. I was recently at a SC in Tampa. The Rays were playing the Astros in the ALCS and it…

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WOuld you take her out on a public date with her?

This is Brandi Bae, she is probably Dr. Miami's favorite customer https://i.redd.it/jg93szc1frp51.jpg (regular dress) https://i.redd.it/sd6wx71wm1d51.jpg (ghetto faboulous) https://i.redd.it/lk0p9hsudiz41.jpg (date night) Would you take her out in public on a date? I already know you'd fuck her on the dl because I FO SHO' know…

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, Massachusetts

Delicious Dive

A remnant from when Boston was a rougher place, where bars were full of smoke and fights. A dive bar not in the ironic sense of someone slumming it from their bougie lifestyle, but in…

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I wanna travel again, any suggestions?

I’m aware it’s completely selfish with all the cases going up and all, but I want to get to traveling again soon and I want a break from constantly having to wear it. I’ll deal with it at my home…

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COVID worry

Anyone else get paranoid about COVID after clubbing? I went to a regular bar with a drinking buddy in NJ Friday night. By 11pm one 10’X10’ corner of the bar was really packed with about 20 young men and women (21-25…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Last Saturday night visit

This is a post closed for Covid trip. About 2-3 weeks ago several employees and dancers tested positive for Covid so they had to close for cleaning and disinfecting purposes. They opened back…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Not worth the risk

First trip to a strip club since corona. I was hesitant... for good reason. Walked in and to my surprise, I was the only person wearing a mask. Normally my response to this would be…

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RIP Eddie

Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this. Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind. Yes, that is right. It is almost two…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

When I get another shot, it won't be here

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage…

Bar La Source

Val-David, Quebec

Bar La Source

As of three weeks ago, my province of Ontario closed all of the strip clubs down due to covid cases increasing slightly. I called around strip clubs around the Montreal area & most of them…

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Rate this bitch tik tok style

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJaJMKJ2/

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Chances .....

How many chances do you give a girl who flakes completely on you or cancels last minute? What if shes a newbie to you, does that lessen the credit you give her for believing why she flaked or cancelled vs a…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

First visit. Will try it again

First time to club. First time to the city. Downtown Charlotte Small parking lot, looks like you could park behind in the public lot not sure if they charge or not. 20 bucks…

Ultimate Showgirls Gentlemen's Club

Hesperia, California

Unimpressed, but at least it was open.

My first time to visit this club. I was not really impressed. Fully nude, so they serve soda and juice with a drink minimum. The man at the door laid down the…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Sunday afternoon

First trip to a strip club during COVID. Checked my ID but didn’t scan it and took my temperature. No seating at the bar so just ordered my beer and sat down. No seating at…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Thursday afternoon visit

This review is of a more worthwhile visit I made to Blaze this past week. I was on my way home from doctor's visit and I decided to make a stop to blaze on the…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

First Visit Since March

First time back to Subi's since Covid. The valet is still 7 bucks, but you have to park your own car. I prefer that anyway, but it seems a rip paying for parking your own vehicle.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Post Covid visit to BDD

I was in Dallas and have been wanting to go back to BDD. I remember there always being alot of hotties there but omg, the place was stacked. I got there and paid…

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A haloween with out strip clubs!

Halloween is the best night at the nudie bar! Theme shows and dancers in costume!

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Things Are Looking Up At Cabaret II

It has been a couple of months since I have been to Cab II and with reading that things are loosening up some, thought I would stop in on this last Saturday afternoon. Okay,…

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Bucks racks and ribbs Greenville,SC

Has any one tried to get exras in the club. By that I mean a cfs or bbfs lap dance?

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Looking at you your checkings/savings

After strip clubbing/OTCs/Stuff popping up. Oh God I can’t even look. Especially after this latest little adventure. Do you guys the type to count every penny or are you looking away in horror and just waiting for payday to make…

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Amanda Again!

I recently told Mrs. Hornibastard about my experiences with our emotionally needy neighbor. Her reaction was unexpected. She was very sympathetic to Amanda’s plight and was critical of my dismissive attitude towards our unhappy neighbor. She didn’t seem to recognize…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice Spot

Decided to go to set it off. Been a long time since my last visit but the dancers or top notch. Cover charge is 10. Have a nice set of dancers I prefer some nice BBW and…

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Hallelujah! I Have a Nosebleed!

2020 has been a very odd year! Among the many “firsts” in my life that I’ve experienced in 2020, I can now add my peculiar sense of elation and relief over having a nosebleed. The fall season is upon us…

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Politics and TUSCL

Going to the ultimate strip club list for discussions about politics is like going to the ultimate _______ list for discussions about ________. If interested in playing, there will be prizes for the best submissions.

Politics

Strippers and politics.

It's probably not a good idea to discuss politics with strippers or any one else that you do business with. That said if politics does come up in a conversation with a stripper, if she favors the party and candidates…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

SOFT OPENING

They had a soft opening last week and limited hours. They were open the last two weeks from Thursday to Sunday from 8 pm to 2 am. Cover is still $20. I…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Took one for the team

I took one for the team and took an Uber out to Dream Girls Saturday night. I has tried to go there Thursday night, but it was still closed. I then saw on…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

quick stop to break up a drive

Arrived Just after 3PM when the club opened. 1 other customer there, the doorman, bartender(just arriving), and DJ. got temp check, wore mask to enter, sat at bar (tables separate customers now), took…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Kingdom of the Cuban Queens

With little else to do during this COVID debacle we are currently living through, I decided what better to spend my Tuesday night doing than investigating more Tampa SCs. I had seen some recent reviews…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Fun, but waaaaay too much for extras

I've lived in Tampa for about 10 years, but I've just started enjoying the strip scene here. Obviously Covid put a damper on that, but I decided to go 2001 Odyssey on a whim/because of…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Divas late September visit.

First visit to this club, post COVID when I was in Lexington for business about 3 weeks ago. Arrived about 9pm or so. I believe they had a sign stating club closes at…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Visit in a Long Time

First visit back to Hong Kong in quite some time! It is great they are open again. Border Crossing Headed to the Ped West around 10a. It was honestly quite busy at this time. It took me…

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Dancer buttplugs

When did this become a thing? A jeweled butt plug while on stage?

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Dancers Still Working?

Is there a place online where dancers whose clubs have closed are providing online content? If so, how can I find out if my favorites from Follies Atlanta, Synn City of Industry , The O'Farrell Theater, etc. are working virtually?…

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Outdated cultural depictions!

What does it mean? I just watched "Paint your wagon" on Starz and it was described as outdated cultural depictions. On closer examination I find other films given the same description. i.e Dances with wolves, Dumbo, Fantasia Am I some kind…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tops are Down Attitudes are Up....Headlights Shine again

FC Dancers are now convertible....meaning "The tops come down". Not sure if it is because they sued the Governor-ette. Anyhow........ Visited two days this month Tuesday & Wednesday. To start the Valet is $8.00 and it is…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun Friday Night, pretty much the same as it was pre-Covid

I’m glad to report that everything at Diamond Dolls is pretty much the same as it was before Covid! On a Friday night after 11pm, parking cost $5, and cover charge was $10. The parking lot…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

First BSC visit since COVID.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Can’t wait for any comments from the peanut gallery. First time going since lockdown in March so was interested to see the changes. Arrived around 12:00 pm and…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

First Time as King Street Cabaret - Worth a Shot

Had not been here since it was 1337, and it is a very different place now. Late night (after 11pm), they switched to Jell-O shots only... when you like to nurse a beer, that’s not…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Truly one of the best in the country

arrived 9:15 on a Friday. They have Valet parking up front. But I just drove past and free parking is just beyond the club in a large parking lot $4 cover. Bought a $6 beer…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Back, in all its glory.

Have been back to Ybor Strip a few times since the shutdown during Covid-19. The renovations that they have done are a nice touch and definitely make the place look a little more modern. Got…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Disappointing visit

Was really looking forward to visiting Angel's again after a long COVID absence but unfortunately left disappointed. Day shift is very familiar to what it was pre-COVID. No changes to the layout or…

You either spend time or you spend money

I'll never forget those words were told to me by my ATF in my younger years once I got to know her. It came about as we were sitting on her couch and she made mention of a piece of jewelry one of her clients bought her. Feeling slightly jealous (and my young understanding of life) I went in saying I'd never buy jewelry and gifts for a dancer. She simply said well you spend time so that's just as expensive if not more. This was mid 2000s and besides the hole in the walls that had sub par girls but offered everything at bottom of the barrel prices I had no clue there was this other world that existed…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Angry Strippers

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

First Trip to the Candy Store and Didn't Get a Cavity

Came during Thursday dayshift with the hopes of seeing first-hand what all the commotion was about. Arrived around 12:30p and immediately felt like this club was similar to Sugar44. At this point in…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Fantastic Post Covid Night at Bare Elegance LAX

Was getting the feeling that I needed a lil strip club action. Stopped by the liquor store and got a couple of mini bottles of Titos vodka and condoms. Drove by the club and decided…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Clubbing Visit Post COVID - Please Observe PL Code!

Arrived in town Monday AM and had already made arrangements to meet up with a couple of TUSCL members. Met with one of them at around 11:30a. We were among the first patrons…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons Venus Muddy’s Penis

Came here on a Friday night. Originally came in at 9 left disappointed with how slow and lame it was but I figured I’d come back because I got the stamp. I was much much…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Dancing with the Devil

Alright I’m just gonna knock the obvious out of the way. There is some serious heat here. This is one of the best dancer groups I have ever seen in the entire U.S.A. Total smoke…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls in COVID era

There was a small cover charge, maybe $5. I had five rum and Cokes and they were $11 each, plus tip. There are not table dances, due to COVID. I was told a private dance…

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Miami strip club allowed to defy county’s ‘illegal’ COVID-19 curfew, judge says

Was forwarded this article by a fellow TUSCLer: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronavirus/fl-ne-miami-strip-club-allowed-to-defy-miami-curfew-20201017-p3hjtxy64jdtvoqzo6jlmdtiw4-story.html

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

I will come back.

Even though I've only begun my club life, I feel I already have experienced what seasoned mongers experienced only after years of clubbing. As my reviews show, I like the Doll House. Maybe it's because…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Delilahs Den back to business but not as usual!

Stopped by twice this week, a Thursday and Saturday afternoon, first time since reopening. $15 daytime admission and $25 at night. Lap Dances are now $25. So biggest changes are everything is spread out…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Could have been better

I was at CWT earlier and there was no action so decided to go to Old Glory Days, when I arrived around 4 o'clock there were about 4 cars at the parking lot with no…

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“Going through life stoned and stupid is no way to live.” ~ winex, tuscl 2013-20

Title says it all.

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Best on the Beach

I visited Cheaters along with the other two clubs in the are on a Sunday, and for this snapshot look at one afternoon, Cheaters was the winner. It was the best in terms of…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A little treasure

Last time I went to this wonderful place was in the afternoon. The ladies are friendlier at that time. The music selection is usually pretty poor because I believe they let the dancers choose their…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

NEGATIVE 19 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND STILL NO DOOR ON THE FUCKING SHITTER STALL

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Them Dance Prices!!???

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal NYC Italian strip club reviewer. I’m the real deal Italian meal!! Aye!!! I saw my man Snerzy reviewered this all place and…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always a good time

Went about 2 weeks back. First the mandatory stuff. Layout is high tops against the bar and chairs that are not level so you rock back and forth. $7 budlight and a slice of what…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Funky COVID solution

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

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Round Valley Inn closure in NJ

Appears the Round Valley Inn in Lebanon NJ is for sale, it never reopened after the Covid closure. No big loss to the mongering hobby anyway. There was no good way for them to open up outside…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Lots of missing faces - still delivers

I was thinking of stopping in friday. I did not know if they restarted the friday morning nibbles and nips so I decided to take a small detour and check it out. I…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Mehhhh nothings changed, dances are still lame

Place has been open as of September but bar closes at 11:00 pm due to the Governors ordnance. Cover is $5.00 to get in if you are a member. Drinks are reasonably prices with a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This place is so over priced now

I was in here on Thursday, mask required unless your drinking cover is $10.00 there were about 6 girls working that night, no changes to scenery, 3 stages, one main and 2 side stage. Alcohol at…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

Lost its charm

Been a while since I stopped in and decided to make the drive from Nashville to Smithville. The inside is very large warehouse style building, with single large stage in the middle of the…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I love this place

Arrived at 7:00, $5 cover and temp checked, in I went. Wanted to sit at the bar straight in front but no stools so I got a table, got the grumpy waitress instead of the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Meh...

I was in the area so I decided to check out the Cricket. The good news is that the construction around the club appears to be complete...so no need to drive around figuring out…

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Will be in Florida in December

Hey there I’m looking to work while in Miami, any club suggestions? I’m 5’3 129lbs so clubs like The Office are out of the question. I’m no twerker! I do best in mixed clubs. Well as mixed as you can get in…

Politics

CNN "cancels" Ice Cube

Apparently CNN decided the "optics" of Cube even communicating with the party currently in power was reason to disassociate themselves with him. I guess they'd prefer he just whine, complain and protest rather than take action that might actually move…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Very nice visit

Arrived at 7:30. 4 girls working. I paid the $10 cover and they Took my temp Masks required to enter. But once inside. Not a mask in sight. I bought a required $6 bottle of water…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

OK time but mission not accomplished

Arrived at 7:30 and stayed until about 10. About 30 girls at any one time. 80% young, slim and white. most were in the 6-7 range. Metal detector, temp check and all employees masked. Tables…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

B Team Working Today

Arrived 5:30 and left at 7. No valet, so free parking and no cover. No COVID precautions at all. Dancers were not wearing masks and would sit down shoulder to shoulder around the bar, which…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Wish it was more

was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Precautions in place

Stopped by Silk Madison to see how it is under the covid conditions. We arrived early evening and it was pretty slow for clientele. There were about 6 dancers to start our night…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good time at Scarletts

The location was a little strange but felt safe self parking. The club itself is nice and big - 3 bars and I think 3 stages. Decided to go Cuban for the night and had…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Highest Dance Prices You May Ever Experience

The Pleasure Dome is located off the beaten path in the deep Pocono mountains of PA. Upon entering I paid a $15 cover. Inside there is a small bar to your right when…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Goid short trip

Went on Friday night around 9pm 2 weeks ago. I have only been to a club a once since COVID started, and I was getting cabin fever so I had to get out. Haven't been…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Better than a kick in the groin

Stopped by here since i had heard that a couple girls i really liked at fluffers were now working here. Learned that one they had never heard of and the other had quit a couple…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

I think I might have spotted a white girl

Probably not. Came in on a Thursday night. Suburban area. Big parking lot. $2 to park. Walk in get temp taken. Cover $10. There’s one bar island ahead. Another bar to the back right. Bathrooms…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Some thing changed while others remain the same

I was test driving Ferraris at the Wells Fargo Center, then decided to come here after visiting a friend who lives down the street. This was the first time that I have been here in…

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Good advice on lap dances

From a a recent review of Diamond Dolls: "They always ask early because it’s going to affect your dance so my answer from [now] on is 'yes I want VIP but I like to warm up first.'" If you don't know…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Pardon The Interruption

The title will make sense in paragraph 7... Damn, if things could only get back to the way they were in this crazy year of 2020. Anyway, I've decided to write this review without mentioning the "F"…

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I drove past Follies. WTF?

I was in the area and drove past around 7 PM, half expecting a for sale sign or other sign they are truly gone for good. Instead I saw 3 contractor trucks there and guys carrying tools and such back to…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Excepted more

I was out in PA visiting the friend to go fishing. Stopped by after a long day of catching fish and was longing for beer with a side a tits and ass. Its was easy to find of the highway.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie’s Roll aren’t really that good, but Tootsie’s Strip Club is pretty good

Came here on a Thursday afternoon in Miami Gardens. I definitely drive through the Ghetto coming from Miami to come here but the area it’s in doesn’t seem crazy. Big ass parking lot. Big ass…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Small but quality!

For a small, independent club, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of service and selection. After a few drinks at home, I uber'd to the club. I had my temperature taken (COVID era)…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Dolls have night Diamonds 💎 for tits. And it feels like it too

Heard a ton about this club. Pompano Beach north of Miami. Big parking lot. Purple LED palm trees 🌴 all around. $2 for parking. No cover. Walk in get seated by the guy. Very intimate…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

Looks like its closed down for good

Phone number is disconnected, no social media activity in months, place looks abandoned, hopefully it turns into a new club that isnt so crappy

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When the DJ has an inside joke about the dancer on stage that he has to announce

And they both wink and nod to each other. Don’t think we didn’t catch that and we all now hate the both of you for it.

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Open

Are they open again?

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open?

Is this place still open? Anyone been there in last couple months?

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Coupon for Cashman...

This voucher is for a free weekend with me.... You just have to get yourself here and a hotel room to lock me up in. That is all

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TUSCL lost a member today

Wonder who it is? Hope he doesn't go the minivan route. https://www.yahoo.com/news/love-stripper-watch-marriage-proposal-154746335.html

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Covid cleaning shuts down MN King of Diamonds thru weekend

https://www.king-diamonds.com/entertainers/

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cannabis

I can't find any information elsewhere on web so thought i would ask fellow tuscl members.....I use viagra and it works pretty well but nothing works better for me than some cannabis. I can go for a n hour…

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Best Male Vocal Performance..evah...

Bobby Hatfield - Unchained Melody - The version in which he is wearing a pink suit is actually live and his mother is in the audience.