Worst trend in tattoos

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gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I used to think that women having their nipples tattoed into the shapes of stars and hearts was the worst idea for tattos, and it is still number two. However, more and more girls are disfiguring their chests and torsos with this LARGE tattoo that seems to resemble a chandelier hung from between their breasts. Itvreally ruins it for me. I love perfect breasts over a toned, flat, belly; but this ugly blackish-blue abstract imagery just fucking ruins it.

It's like hanging flashing Christmas lights around da Vinci's The Last Supper. Inserting a bass line or a drum solo into Beethoven's Ode to Joy. Painting a banksy across El Capitan or Half Dome. How warped is your aesthetic taste to think that is an improvement?

No. Just, no.

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misterorange
4 years ago
Agree. This porn girl Kim Chi was so hot before the tats got out of control. Still hot, but that chandelier thing is just stupid.
http://cdn3.milffox.com/milffox/t/ps/1/2…
https://xxxporn.pics/media/devilsfilm/ki…
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nicespice
4 years ago
I could have sworn that style started becoming trendy around 2015 or 2016 or so. Ive heard it described as the newest form of a tramp stamp. 😛
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misterorange
4 years ago
I'm not a big fan of tats, but the bows on the back of the thighs is pretty cute.
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Warrior15
4 years ago
I really do not like tattoos. Perfect girl would be one that this no tattoos at all.
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Muddy
4 years ago
I don’t mind or even really notice the types of tattoos.i have none myself because I know I’ll regret it later. About 15 years ago or so the thorns around the biceps was a popular one. Brian Urlacher had it. But now it’s almost universally seen as a douchebag marker
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minnow
4 years ago
I'll have to find a way to make this quote a sticky: " Putting a tattoo on a beautiful woman's body is like putting some bumper stickers on a Ferrari." (This is about the 3rd or so tattoo thread I've seen on tuscl.)
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nicespice
4 years ago
The nuttiest tattoo I have noticed today LOL

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/…
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gammanu95
4 years ago
Must be a pic of one our Space Force Guardians.
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nicespice
4 years ago
^its specifically a pic of somebody who hangs out on the wallstreetbets subreddit. The tattoo is communicating they are never selling the GME stock.

The media has been more quiet lately now that they are done thoroughly trashing the group. But I still keep watching it because the entertainment hasn’t died down yet.
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PinkSugarDoll
4 years ago
The chandelier tattoo is copied from Rihanna, who got hers in 2012. #funfact
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Papi_Chulo
4 years ago
Like many middle-aged guys, I’ve never been into tats.

Over the years I’ve warmed-up to them a “bit” on dancers b/c they give the dancer a “bad girl kinda vibe” that is kinda-sexy, but this depends on the tat (placement and size) – I still don’t like them on civvy chicks or someone I’d date.

But yeah; the boobs are sacrosanct – there’s a decent # of ebony-girls that will have a small tat on the upper side of one of their boobs that is not too-big (a small-flower; etc); for w/e reason I do find that kinda sexy in a “bad girl kinda way” (but for some reason find it less-sexy if she had the same tat on *both* boobs; don’t ask me why, IDK) – and yeah the nipple-tats look low-class AF to *me*.

Similarly the “chandelier” boob-area tat I also find low-class and gangbanger-chick like – IMO a great way to ruin a nice set of boobs.

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sinclair
4 years ago
Face tattoos are the worst trend in tattoos. And that trend still seems to be on the upswing with the popularity of mumble rap and hip hop.
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RTP
4 years ago
I am not a big tattoo guy either, but can overlook it with a solid lap dance performance. I will say that I really don't like the knuckle tattoos. I have seen numerous dancers with a letter on each finger/knuckle. Just turns me off.
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Ulrik79
4 years ago
As a guy that has a decent amount of tattoos; I don't mind them on a woman. Just avoid the face, neck, and hands really. Also I'm more amenable to chicks with consistent style and theme of their tattoos. I also think avoiding color tattoos just looks better overall.
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PinkSugarDoll
4 years ago
My friend who is wild but very hot got a seahorse tattoo right next to her eye. I have ONE small tattoo, not a big tattoo fan but it is so cute on her. 💕
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PutaTester
4 years ago
Hate the tattoos. Can put up with a few tasteful tattoos, but tattoos on the chest of a woman is a huge turn off. I especially have a distaste for tattoos on the nipples, neck, and face.
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dirtyburt
4 years ago
No tattoo fan here either. Out of four ATF’s Three have no tattoos..During their yearly review & bonus, I remind them why they are ATF’s and why they are receiving their bonuses.
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Tetradon
4 years ago
They look hot on some women, but the unaltered female body is most beautiful. Why change it?
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misterorange
4 years ago
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misterorange
4 years ago
Not a fan of this one, but hey, to each his own:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/95/b6/91/95b69…
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herbtcat
4 years ago
Not a fan of tats at all. Sadly, I've gotten used the idea that my opinion makes not one difference in the world. So I'm used to the fact that almost ALL strippers now have at least one or more.

My tolerance for them on strippers (i.e.: when I will specifically pass on getting a dance) is when I see the tattoos before I see the woman. If I have to force my focus to move "past" the ink so I can appreciate her looks, that equals a fail.

I don't doubt that tattooing is generally an art form, though not all tattoos are very artistic. But I've never wanted a dance, let alone extras from an exhibit at MOMA.
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misterorange
4 years ago
I hope the face tattoo trend continues. I'm still looking to make a couple career moves during the next decade before I retire, and the less competition the better.
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Papi_Chulo
4 years ago
^ in today's woke-world seems the more counter-culture you are the more you're in the "in crowd" - going-forward it could be if you are a straight-laced white-male then you may be at the bottom-of-the-barrel
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misterorange
4 years ago
^^ Well, if that ever happens, I can always go get a tattoo of a big middle finger on my face to help me out. But those who already have it can't do much about it. Lol!
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gammanu95
4 years ago
I don't get the face tattoos at all. Mike Tyson is punch drunk and independently wealthy, and he was one of the first to get a massive facial tattoo (trailblazer points). Pringles Malone and his multiple little face tattoos is imply an idiot. Does he have any street cred after pushing fruit flavored zimas and doritos?

I did not know Rihanna was the first with the boobie chandelier tattoo. I was not surprised to read that. I thought she was pretty hot when she first started out, but after she stuck with Chris Brown after he beat the shit out of her, I lost all respect for her. Apparently, she never had any for herself (hence the boobie chandelier).
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georgmicrodong
4 years ago
I am generally a fan of tattoos. As for the chandelier between the breasts, I once met a hot redhead with that tat between her incredibly perky and perfectly shaped breasts and man, I gotta say, I'm never gonna forget her. Had a very sex filled 8 months with her before she moved to Florida, I think it was, to be back with her family.

Glad I kept those pics.
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JonathanToy
4 years ago
I'm a fan of tattoos but those nipple heart ones freak me out.
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Mark974
4 years ago
A lot of the tattoos were initially a culture of the society that you were living in. The various people of the the Southeast pacific have been tattooing all parts of there bodies for centuries. The men, in reference to what gammanu95 mentioning Mike Tyson, were the primarily the ones to get tattoos. Done they way they use to do it by dipping sharpened animal bone and then dipped into the ink composed of various ingredients and applied by pounding the sharpened bone into the skin, was extremely painful.

It was a right of passage for the young males and some even had significance in the battles they were in or there stature within the tribe or clan.

But even with all that said, I agree with tahoecruz in that a few tattoos can be tasteful and sexy on a woman. On the other hand tattoos on a women's chest is not something that would attract me to her in a club setting.

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nicespice
4 years ago
I remember hearing it once somewhere “tattoos are no big deal, but if you see a boomer with one, then that person is probably dangerous and don’t mess with them.” 😝
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gammanu95
4 years ago
The only thing dangerous about a person born i the 50s is their dirty diaper.
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georgmicrodong
4 years ago
As a boomer with a tattoo, I can confirm that I'm not dangerous.
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nicespice
4 years ago
I believe the rationale is that the only older people with tats were most likely involved with the military or a gang. But it could just be a misperception. 🤓

What do you have a tattoo of?
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georgmicrodong
4 years ago
@nicespice, The Marine Corps motto, "Semper Fi". :)
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Jascoi
4 years ago
No tats is my preference.
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skibum609
4 years ago
I am not a fan of tattoos, but having said that, I will never buy an SUV, but I do rent them .......
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gammanu95
4 years ago
I feel the same as above. There is something about cam girl turned porn star Anna Bell Peaks that I find completely irresistible.
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CarlitosPeligro
4 years ago
There’s a gorgeous blonde dancer who went way out and it actually works. Ill look for a pic but she did something hanging below the tits as well as some stuff higher on the sternum as well as some stuff around the face. It definitely sets her apart but also makes me think there’s some self-harm or mutilation aspect in her subconscious.
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CarlitosPeligro
4 years ago
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cf/36/2d/cf362…

This isnt the one but real close. More ink on the face.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
4 years ago
The worst is a lot of tattoos that don't go together.
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