Joke of the day
skibum609
Massachusetts
A little old married man owned a store that sold sex toys. One dat he got up went to work opened up and immediately had a young white woman enter the store. She paid $40.00 for a 10" dildo. Then a young woman of color came in and paid $50.00 for an 11" dildo. Right before lunch a Polish woman came in and offered him $60 for the "plaid one". He told her it was not for sale, but then she said $80. He again refused, but when she offered him $100 for the "plaid one" he relented and sold it to her. At lunch he closed up and went home to have lunch with his wife who asked him how business had been. He replied: "pretty good. I sold a 10" dildo to a white woman for $40.00; an 11" dildo to a woman of color for $50.00 and some Polish woman gave me a hundred bucks for my thermos".
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Would you like to know the funniest Polish joke ever? According to skibum, it's himself!
I don’t think there should be any offense taken because of this type of joke. But it might seem very odd to folks who are from other generations.
I mean really...he sent me a link claiming that it was a film of him losing his virginity. I almost didn’t click on the link for fear that he was telling the truth. Shit like that would burn your frickin’ eyes out. But it turned out to be funny as shit. Check it out:
https://efukt.com/23306_My_Mom_My_Virgin…