Mommy I want a Pink Pony for Christmas! Well that’s nice son but we don’t have enough money for a Pony, we can afford the meth head blowjobs behind the dumpster for you though! Gee thanks!

Came in on a Friday night around midnight. Not far from the buccaneers stadium and right across from the Yankees Spring training complex. There’s parking it was obvious at first but just go in there. Cover was steep at $20. Not a really upscale place but not a beat up dive either. Kinda looks like one on the outside though. Dances are fucking expensive $10 to the house $25 to the girl. Lapdance room with booth rooms. I didn’t see cameras. No alcohol at this club, I got a Heineken with no alcohol and that costed me $6.

Dancers, more dancers then customers. Maybe like 25 dancers. A lot of girls not making money. I got dancers from some girl from Brooklyn, Snow. Huge natural titted Dominican girl. She was hot but not a great ass though as I looked at it. Nice girl but shitty half asses dances. Kinda squeamish about me touching her, seemed newish. I don’t want to hold too much of that against the club but for that price fuck ‘em. The talent here, there was definitely some good looking girls. Not out of this world but there were 8’s here. Maybe you can have fun here I’m not sure. But I wasn’t gonna keep laying down $35 for a dance to try keep finding out. On to the next one. All in all it was like $60 bucks for a look inside and a shitty dance. Come on fuck this club for charging so much, help these girls out, nobody wants to be dropping that kind of money for a dance. You had $20 dances it comepletley changes my outlook for this spot. On to the next one.