TUSCL News

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Not good, but not horrible

First time in Elyria, Ohio and first time at Bugsy's. Had a late afternoon appointment before a long drive home. Bugsy's is right off of the downtown square and on a main road.…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Busted by the fun police

I had been here a few times post-covid, and they had done a fairly good job of keeping things normal i.e sitting at the rack, 2 way contact dances, etc. Drink prices a bit above…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Cool place but not what it use to be.

Came in late Wednesday night looking to have some fun. The club is very spacious with a bar that haz a stage in the middle. There are two poles that the girls dance beteeen on…

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West Palm Beach 2AMer.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Police say two security officers were shot in West Palm Beach early Thursday morning. According to police, the shooting occurred outside Rain Gentlemen's Club at Old Okeechobee Rd. and Wilkins Ave. Police say the security officers were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nice to be back, but...

I've visited the unassuming lavender shack on Rt 130 four times since the Sept 16th re-opening. I can report that there's no reason to stay away, unless you're a Corona paranoid. I'd like to offer…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lack of talent and an otherwise mediocre night

I've always liked Criket, but there was not much to like this visit. Earlier in the day, I took a beating in blackjack and video poker, never once being up and blowing my entire…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good girls, pricey, good experience.

Stopped by with my wife and my cousin and his girl. The place had food to be served and we all had to purchase drinks to go with the food. No cover. The 4 of…

Politics

If your not for peace, tolerance, wokeness, diversity and inclusion....

Then your against us... And if your against us... THEN YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The proposal is now for every 4 women fucked in strip clubs, one tranny will be fucked and/or fuck you. If you don't adhere to this we will type mean…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Well worth the trip

This review is for 3 nights worth of visits on Saturday, Sunday and Tuesday. Club hours are currently 12 noon to 7 pm on Monday thru Saturday and 6 pm to 12 midnight on Sunday.…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Never entered the club

Stopped by after visits to the Playhouse just up the street. On Saturday, I arrived 930 pm. 1 car in the lot (bad start), so I entered only to be met by the owner telling…

Politics

Voter fraud recording in TX

https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/1321504689658171392

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

An enjoyable Monday

I had the day off work on a Monday, so I considered my options and settled on Silver Criket. I think I generally end up there because there's no valet, and the lot seems pretty…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Best daytime dance ever

The place is a little hard to find, it is in the back of a business park and right next to a garage of some sort. Upon entering the bartender ( hot) sold me a…

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Oh boy here we go...a big request for "help"

I received this text earlier today from a recently acquired favorite: "𝐻𝑒𝑦 𝑅𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝐼 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑦…

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Midwest travelers

I am on the hunt for some clubs that are dancer approved! I am coming from NE with another dancer. She cannot work at Beach Girls or Lumberyard in Des Moines, which I'm a little bummed about because I've always…

House of Eden

Fullerton, California

Far from a garden of eden

Came in after work, free admission but had to buy a drink. Was approached by a slightly attractive black girl who told me that dances were two for $20 so I decided to try…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Disappointed

After a Thursday visit to my favorite club with my favorite girl, I decided to stop by and see what was going on at Foxy Lady, Providence. I arrived around 7 and found lots of…

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Have you ever dated a dancer? Dancers, what kind of guy did you date?(Client/No

I'm wondering for you guys who ever dated dancers, how did you meet, how did the relationship develop, what's the best and worst things about, and how did it end? As a Client/SD: I have never dated a dancer. I…

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Used Fleshlight for sale... WTF?

I thought I’d see what the personals were about. Maybe see if John Smith’s former DS was posting. Then I saw a used masturbation device for sale. Who does that? Squawk!

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OT: The new face of slavery

"Costco Pulling Products Allegedly Gathered By Forced Monkey Labor" ^ not a joke https://www.dailywire.com/news/costco-pulling-products-allegedly-gathered-by-forced-monkey-labor

Politics

OT: Bezos, Who Owns Amazon And WaPo, Might Buy CNN, Report Says

According to FOX Business, bankers are speculating that the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos, who owns Amazon.com and the Washington Post, may be interested in purchasing CNN. Although such a purchase would cost a reported $10 billion, Bezos is worth an…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great time pre-covid

This is one of the few clubs that I have been to. I have been to BT's 3 times and each time it has been good. Girls on average are a 6-8 with…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara and new talent

I went to Sahara to get off the freeway on my drive from LA to SD. There’s a lot of new dancers here from pre COVID. As always, go on their website and show the…

Dancing in Orlando Florida

I became a stripper around a year ago and decided to try it out in the town I was living in, which is Orlando. I think that that was a pretty good idea since Mickey mouse controls the titties around here. What I mean by that is that all clubs have a pasties rule, and that could be helpful for baby strippers who are a little nervous about dancing. I know it was helpful for me! The people here are either tourists that don't want to spend money, or townies that don't want to spend money. I'm not sure why it's like that here, because when I travel dance in Daytona I can make a lot more money there. Of…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

First night at the Furnace

Went on a Friday night at around 10 but stayed until about 3 am. There was no charge for parking . They have a limit for the number of people in the lobby so…

FKK Forum

Just want to say

Thanks for all the tips and advice since I joined here. Public and private messages a like. Had 16 girls with various degrees of extras over a period of a little over year. I’ll chalk it up as a win…

Tijuana

How often are the girls raped?

What protections are in place to protect the girls? What generally happens to the guys that do end up raping the girls?

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Tales from the Criket ep.8

I needed a r&r day. Why not go to my favorite place? So I did just that. Walked in around 2. Temp check. No cover. Maneuvered my way around the floor to a table…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Shift change at ogd pretty dead

There's a paved parking lot that holds around 15 cars, that's a guess in my part though Outside on the right of the door is a smoking area. Entering the door you pass a hallway on the…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon visit

Had my first visit to Gatsby's North ever and my first one to a strip club since the whole COVID thing started. I had fun and will return. Typically sized club, maybe 5,000 square feet…

Politics

Why do we tolerate such a corrupt, undemocratic, exploitive, elite-dominated sys

Title couldn’t say it all. Why do we tolerate such a corrupt, undemocratic, exploitive, elite-dominated system? The system’s economy is controlled by corporations, the government and the central bank for the exclusive benefit of insiders and elites Isn't it obvious that the current…

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LDK & Chulo Special

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJmHw2Bw/

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Yes or No ?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJmHD4Xf/

Politics

If either died or were permanently incapacitated tomorrow...

I do not wish harm or illness to befall either presidential candidate, but if one OR the other were to be unable to continue running, how would that affect the race and who should be the new running mate? If Kamala…

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Site changes

Waaah! WAAAH! All these site changes are making me shit my Depends. Founder had better stop managing and improving the site he owns and operates, or else I'll have a temper tantrum and post a rambling diatribe about…

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Skeleton Strip Club

https://www.wbtw.com/news/national/texas-woman-asked-to-down-front-yard-skeleton-strip-club-halloween-display/

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Murder of a stripper

This is the story of the murder of a stripper in 2000. "Rachel was working at a strip club in Bucks County, Pennslyvania, when she was murdered by her client Denofa, who threw her off a New Jersey bridge. She had…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

2 girls for day shift

Ok I hadn't been here for years thought I would give it a try. The inside looks as if it has been fully remodeled. Looks clean and new. Looks like a new party room with…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A bunch or mechanics and a ROB

This review covers two visits, one was in the evening and the other in the afternoon. The afternoon was much better but I ran into a ROB. Overall, this was very disappointing, expensive,…

Politics

Tony Bobulinski and Xioe Biden's Chicom ownership

I didn't think they could find anyone more corrupt the Hillary, but they seem to have done so. They complained for years about Trump and Russia, Turns out it was cover for their own insane level corruption https://rumble.com/vav0vx-hunters-ex-business-partner-tony-bobulinski-says-he-personally-met-with-joe.html https://rumble.com/vav1j9-tony-bobulinski-recalls-damning-conversation-with-jim-biden-plausible-denia.html https://rumble.com/vav0xl-hunter-biden-whistleblower-exposes-joes-big-lie.html Equally scary is that this…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's Pandemic Edition

First time to a strip club in the pandemic era. Valet parking is gone and a queue forms at the entrance for a pat down, then a temperature check and finally to be seated.…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Glad they're open, won't be back for a while

So I made my first trip back here since they reopened. And while I'm glad to see that business is back, as you would expect the place has changed a bit. So again for the directions,…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Saturday 10/17

I was looking to kill some time so I decided to stop by bottoms up. I got there early in the evening so I was able to get a parking spot on the street…

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Strip Club World Series: Tampa Vs Los Angeles

We just saw the WS between the Dodgers and Rays. It just so happened those two places are very popular SC destinations on and off of TUSCL. My question to you is who would win in a head to head…

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Kazakhstan adopts Borat phrase for tourism campaign

Very nice! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-54702974

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Thursday night fun.

Went in earlier to check who was working. Bar on left as you go in, also a clean restroom. There is lots of parking, several places up front, and lots more in back,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not Good Not Terrible Not Fun (Post Covid)

Arrived later in the evening and walked up to a wand down then temperature check. Cover was $8 for the first floor & $28 for access to the VIP area (second level). With the wristband…

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Skeleton strip club ignites fight between Richmond homeowner and HOA

Photo: https://www.chron.com/homes/article/Houston-area-homeowner-s-front-yard-turns-into-15678155.php

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Will try again next time

I have covered the layout and so has most other reviewers but worth mentioning, the locations for dances are much fewer and the press is for VIP. With their "remodel" the more private table/couch dance…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

daytime down hill

stopped by yesterday in the afternoon and had my temperature checked soon as you walk in by the bouncer / dj. sat down along the wall which is the only place to sit now that…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Closed for good.

Been by a few times since clubs started opening up again but it's been locked up tight. Finally the other day I gave Billy a call and he informed me they are not reopening. Said…

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OK, JS69, where are you?

I think this babe will tic most of your boxes..... https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Elin_Holm Other opinions welcomed.

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Why the hell run the smoke machine then?

I popped in after finding Dirty's closed around noon. Really, I just needed somewhere to use the bathroom and maybe have a beer. Only two other cars in the parking lot. Pat…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

OK, but not great

Went to the club after parting in downtown, we got in and went through a metal detector that was beeping regardless, and the lady said just go in, that did not make me feel really…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Quick visit

First time going since covid. Paid $15 for entry and sat down on the long couch/bench area that separates the stage area with the lap dance area. There were 3 ladies working and surprisingly they…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Precautions

This visit was a major disappointment. They have really tightened up the Covid precautions to nearly ridiculous levels when compared to just a couple weeks previous. The club is well appointed and clean, and located in…

FKK Forum

Did you ever face stigma for your lifestyle choices, how did you overcome it?

NOTE: I've been going to brothels, stripclubs and others since I was 18, so I'm not talking about myself. Rather I want to share my observations. I notice in America if I were to invite guys to stripclubs(especially younger guys) or…

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“Do you like boobs or ass?”

Anyone else think this is kind of a red flag? When a girl asks that at the start I pretty much know it’s going to a boring dance. Maybe I need to take it a sign to just tell her exactly…

Politics

“They want a more equal society. They’re about to rewrite their constitution to

Title couldn’t say it all. “They want a more equal society. They’re about to rewrite their constitution to have it.” Maybe America learns from their example. “Jubilation as Chile votes to rewrite constitution” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-latin-america-54687090

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GIRL IN BAR RUBBED UP ON ME

if i was to go up to a girl and tried to bump and grind from behind i would at max face incarceration. now if a girl comes up towards me, turns around and proceeds to bump me i wouldn't…

Tijuana

Korea bar

Crazy times, hope all is well with y’all So i read or heard somewhere that there is a new bar in TJ... Korea bar. Haven’t seen anything on that on this site, just curious about that. Sounds like HK cousin bar?

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Business As Usual At Rio

Stopped by Rio shortly after they opened on Friday. I was curious to see what things are like post-shutdown. I’ve been here before, so I know my way around a bit and what the differences…

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:(

Restaurants closed again for dine in by me :( hope it doesnt last 4 months like last time. Without the added 600 a week am my unemployment is 70 a week before taxes taken :(

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Pure Horse Shit

There is no shortage of pure horse shit being tossed around these days. Political, religious and commercial panderers have all clearly decided that we are a bunch of morons who will believe just about anything they throw our way. …

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PORTSMOUTH, Va. 2AMer

PORTSMOUTH, Va. (WAVY) — Portsmouth Police say they are investigating a double shooting at a strip club on Portsmouth Boulevard. Police say the call reporting the shooting came in at 11:29 p.m. Monday night from Pure Diamonds in the 4100 block…

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property owner pranked by sign promoting strip club

This would work better on April 1. https://www.unionleader.com/nh/lifestyles/holiday/epping-property-owner-pranked-by-sign-promoting-strip-club/article_c8adf252-02a2-5531-a544-ca392f041349.html

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OTC girl regales me with stories of her ITC virtue

The other night a dancer regaled me with various stories illustrating her virtue ITC. These included discussions of bad acts committed by OTHER girls as well as the need to fend off a plethora of unwanted advances and requests…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Great place, and it won’t drain your wallet so you have more to spend on the girls!

The Go Go Rama had been my go to place since I was 18. I’ve visited XXXV Club and Delilah’s Den (now called “Visions”) but The Go Go Rama always had them beat. The cover…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

NOTHING CRAZY AT CRAZY HORSE

Stopped in late in the afternoon after a round of golf. Layout has been described ad nauseam and nothing has changed recently. About a half-dozen patrons on hand, all sitting socially distanced at the bar.…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Prices up.

Coming into the club, a pat down search. Not sure what's up with that. Cover has gone up since my last tour stop in June. Before 8:00 PM, cover is now $6.00 for members. Still…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

No mirages, just barrages of booties and boobies at Sahara Theatre

The best club in OC, especially during Covid. Whatever your flavor, they serve it here. Lots of curvy Latinas, blonde bombshells, and more Asians than I’ve ever seen at a club. The only drawback is I…

Politics

What is the point of affirmative action against a small minority?

Whites, and especially male whites, are a small and rapidly declining minority in California. Yet we are about to pass Prop 16 to bring back overt hardcore quota discriminstion against them. Instead of giving whites the special rights normally accorded…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Cuban Connection

Went to Club Wax back in August after trying to wait for Follies to open up but to no avail I went here. I went after midnight so it was a younger crowd. Not to…

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Ohio’s largest ever anti-human trafficking operation results in 154 rescues, 179

Title couldn’t say it all. “Ohio’s largest ever anti-human trafficking operation results in 154 rescues, 179 arrests.” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cleveland.com/open/2020/10/ohios-largest-ever-anti-human-trafficking-operation-results-in-154-rescues-179-arrests.html%3foutputType=amp Maybe it is just a coincidence... “Columbus is where the torture taxi and lolita express meet.” https://www.mockingbirdpaper.com/content/columbus-where-torture-taxi-and-lolita-express-meet Epstein's soliciting child prostitution is intertwined with the intelligence community and…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Best of weekend in South Florida

My best club experience of my SO FLO weekend was at Cheetah Hallandale so I thought it deserved a review. Parking is a breeze and free. Quick and easy entry with temp check, no…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

$10 Mondays @ Henry's

Stopped in with a buddy to Henry's on a Monday afternoon. Monday's are $10 Lap Dances (normally $20) First time here this year due to the COVID. I had heard that the girls were keeping their…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Hasn't changed much but still best in area

The Dayton area is not getting enough reviews so going to update for this place. The setup has not changed since last review. Still one main stage in the middle of the room and an…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Pre-COVID Couple Visit

My gf and I went to Cheetah's a few days before COVID shut everything down. It was my gf's first time at a strip club and so we decided to go somewhere classy, which this…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Weekend Warning

This is more of a heads up than a review as we never made it into the club. After a day of watching college football, we took a ride share to the club to…

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nevada shut down brothel owners

a few weeks ago brothel owners discussed opening up brothels so the economy can grow as it should. male reviews are open in nevada but not brothels. so i guess fuck us right? the govenor is on tape say he…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Long Time No See!

Its been over a year since I stepped back in this club but the lovely Eve of TUSCL fame was in town and wanted to hit the clubs. I was her lucky male club companion…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

First visit since Lockdown

Had some time to kill before heading home so stopped in to see what was happening. There are two doors facing the street and the one on the right with mainly glass I would…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Genie

Went back to one of my favorite places. Parking lot still with lot of pot holes but plenty of spaces. At entry the guy at door who counts songs seats on a elevated platform next to…

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Bitcoin

Anybody been buying Bitcoin lately? It’s looking like it’s gearing up for another parabolic rise. 2017 all over again: https://twitter.com/raoulgmi/status/1319245897906225152?s=21 https://twitter.com/raoulgmi/status/1319245902729588738?s=21 Too bad you can’t make it rain Bitcoins in the club.

Politics

Hillary's birthday is today! Here is how she celebrated it 4 years ago.

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902?lang=en

Politics

“COVID, COVID, COVID. By the way, on November 4 you won't hear about it anymore”

“As U.S. Cases Hit New Daily High, Trump Jokes Media Reports on COVID Will Stop on Nov. 4” https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/us-cases-hit-new-daily-high-trump-jokes-media-reports-covid-will-stop-nov-4-1541912%3famp=1

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Friends with benefits ?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJmBEAaL/

Politics

“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral ph

Title couldn’t say it all. “The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

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OT: Enough with this guy Joe Buck

This man has called every big game of the last 25 years. I don't even think he's that bad but could we mix it up a little bit? He's only 51 too we could have this guy for another 30…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Met Marianne

Decided to travel over to the bird. It's a stand alone building, always thought it looked like a bad liquor store. Anyway only couple of cars in the lot. I walked in fortunately plenty of…

Politics

Floriduh Man Steals Bulldozer and Goes Political

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/10/26/florida-man-bulldozer-biden-trump-sign/

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Kristy

Visited around noon-1pm. Walked in for my first time and saw kristy the pretty decent lookin blonde. This is my first time there so I’m nervous af but decided to get a booth kristy. I…

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Free Apps vs Paid Apps(Paid apps much better for the average man?)

Read first: These are some observations and I wanted to share them to help the average man and have your thoughts as well. I'm not a complainer...etc. As you guys see from my other threads, I rather Joe Schmuck spend…

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Do I Need To Go To da Club again?

I got grapes that look.like flapper jack tiddy long nipples! I got a boner now! https://tuscl.net/photo/5838/

Politics

Nah, there's nothing wrong with Biden.

Bet you won't see this on CNN - Yesterday 10/25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAR8OAOdzr4 How uncomfortable is this for his poor wife sitting next to him. You can see she begins to open her mouth (twice) to correct him, but holds back. That wouldn't…

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Rate these twins

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJmrJ882/

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Another Covid victim

Shakers is closed permanently. They will not be reopening. I knoe an ex dancer who heard from the former manager there. RIP Shakers

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Cliff notes: Good club, decent talent, no extras

Angels is located in an isolated area to the east of Kalamazoo. Parking is ample and well lit. No admission fee during the day. $5 admission at night. Temperature scan when…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

no more dive

Decided to stop into Playhouse two weeks ago around 12am, had to park at the mobile gas station next door because they where at capacity. Walked to the door and had to stand in line…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Till next time

Another visit on Sunday afternoon. Instagram schedule said that there will be five dancers but when I reached the only dancers present were every present diamond and Shekira who used to be at 19th hope…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Barely open

Please do not reject this review for lack of detail as I am just reporting what I observed. I have been coming here for years and the dancer quality has really deteriorated in the…

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The fun is gone

I stoped in at Godivas in Greenville on Saterday. There is one white girl who has a nice ass & tit's don't remeber her name. I hit her for a champaine dance. She told me the rooms where the fun…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

Very different, and with a high cost to play

I reviewed Diamonds right before COVID, and at that time I was impressed with my experience there. I visited again a few weeks ago, and much has changed. There were far fewer girls dancing. Maybe…

Cellar

Joliet, Illinois

Is the Cellar permanently closed?

I was driving by the Cellar last night and it appeared to be closed for the time being. Maybe the COVID-19 virus was the final nail in the coffin for the Cellar. Haven't been inside for over a year since…

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Lingerie modeling shops

Anyone have any experience with a lingerie modeling place? My impression is that they are usually jack shacks. Any further inside into what can be expected?

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

First Time Out Since Before The Pandemic

My 2 go to clubs in Prince George’s County are still on a forced COVID hiatus. I saw on FB that Mitzi’s had reopened, so I decided to trek out to Funkstown which is…

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KOD Miami double-shooting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui7C-aDpn0U

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Night shift sucks

Bazookas recently had to shut back down due to a mini coronavirus outbreak (door guy and a few girls) but is now reopened. I never knew this before but you can pay for VIP ($200)…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground!

The DC area strip club game has been BURNED to the ground! I’ve been out of town for almost half a year. I’ve been off this site since I’m honestly tired of the strip club…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

First time at McDoogals, great time

Came here on a Saturday night, my favorite Showcase in PG is long closed down, who knows if they'll ever open back up. Wanted to go to NJeans in Bmore for some instagram girls Bday…

Nightshift

North Webster, Indiana

A Fri night NOT at the old Stimme's

This is the former Stimmelators that was bought out some time ago. Finally had a chance to check it out with a small group and figured it's due for a review, since it was nothing…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Buck's (Not So) Wild (in the Afternoon)

This is the second time I have been to Bucks. First time since COVID. Firstly, they aren't very strict with mask wearing. They said you have to wear a mask when walking around, but at…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

October 20' visit - fun vibe, medium miles

1st time in Austin for me. Started my night here at Yellow Rose. Temp scan and a $20 cover charge at the door - the floor manager will take you to a seat. They offer…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Caught both shifts

Passing by on the way home from Atlantic City,with $230 in winnings. As they say money burns a hole in your pocket. Caught the day time admit of $15,stood near bar and ordered $5 bottle…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Different Decade, Same Club

Stopped by here to see what it was like these days. Parking lot is still gravel with large potholes. Building is run down and is in the middle of nowhere. There are…

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Sugar Baby got him with his pants down and snatched his wallet

One of you sugar daddies? The fuzzy ankle boots should have triggered your spidey senses! 🤣 ‘Sugar Daddy’ loses pants -- and wallet -- on second date: Orange Police Blotter ORANGE, Ohio Theft: Orange Place Police responded to the Drury Inn & Suites…

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Dinner with a Dancer

I've been social distancing since the pandemic struck, including staying out of strip clubs. But after months as a hermit, I invited a dancer out for dinner and fun. We went to a steak house, and she wore…

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My Feed is now working again

My Feed is now working again. You can see everything that pertains to your bookmarks there. If you bookmark a member, you'll see all their posts. If you bookmark a club, you'll see all new reviews, photos, and discussions for that…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Same old Oasis

Driving back across the top end in the middle of the afternoon and decided I could use a distraction. There was no parking fee, they did not ask about a mask (I had one)…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Lots of fun if you’re willing to spend money

Went to the club on a Thursday with a friend, we have been here a bunch of times and always have a great time when we go. The club is pretty big with 3 stages.…

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Messaging Old Favs Volume #4873

I was on the road a few months ago and in drivable distance of my old regular club, the Red Parrot. I was playing around on instagram when I saw the inbox, I'm an idiot when it comes to that…

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HoneyTraps and More in the Age of Technology

I don’t mean for this to become political but this is prompted by one of @mark94’s comments in another thread: “The Hunter video is just the tip of the iceberg. They claim to have millions of pictures and videos of…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Mostly White girls here

After my unsuccessful mission at platinum I was driving back home and saw the tattletale and I wanted to check this place out too as I was on a mission to find out the follies…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Beautiful Girls but Nothing (Unfortunately) Bad Happening

Visited The Men’s Club from about 4:00 - 8:00 pm on a Friday. Free parking as always. Cover was only $3; beer was $4. Dances in a not-so-private area are $20. They have several VIP…

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Columbus GA 2AMer

A 29-year-old Phenix City man was shot to death early Sunday morning in the parking lot of a Columbus adult entertainment club on Victory Drive, according to police, When police were called to the Foxy Lady Lounge, Jaquill Ledon Banks was…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Back at the Dragon

I had plans on going to the reopening of Club Rouge on this day, but apparently Rouge delayed their reopening, so they weren’t open. Golden Dragon is across the street from Rouge, so I decided…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Top Notch Experience

I was in south Florida staying in palm beach gardens and was very bored late night and took a drive down 95 and got off on 45th and bam right off the exit was Rachel’s.…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Just barely OK

One last visit to Lookers before I head out to AZ for the winter. Lots of room to park on gravel. You must wear a mask to enter, with a temperature check.…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

Love Handle

Well got there, and paid $120 to get to a room. After getting naked and putting lotion on myself the chick showed up, and asked me if I’d be interested in anything more than…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Quietly Operating During COVID

Stopped by on Thursday around 9p after seeing some dancers on IG post they would be at the club. Went to the front entrance and the doors were boarded up with plywood, which seemed…

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Why no Dancer Names in Reviews?

When visiting out of town clubs, I have often thought that knowing the names of some good dancers would be helpful. TUSCL, however, has this unwritten rule apparently of not using dancer names in reviews. While I understand that we…

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Cancun Brothels

Hey Gents I'll be in Cancun, Mexico in a few days. I was wondering if anyone here knows of some trust worthy brothels that I would feel safe checking out LOL. Also, I know its a tourist area but maybe…

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Ricky and I Official Bouncer Playin Song

https://youtu.be/lgSH3LPfo6g Hell yeah! This is our official song! Do any of you have an offocial song with your favorite?

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Hunter Biden's sex tape is out

On some Chinese website called GTV.

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

A nice evening at 2001

First thing you notice very quickly, there are some beautiful women here. Not every one of them is drop dead gorgeous, but your odds are very good and all of them are cute in…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Was'nt worth visiting ..

It was my first visit to this place during the Corona pandemic. Pretty easy to to and more than ample and safe parking. I got there around 9pm and there was'nt anybody at the…

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Wise guys east st Louis

I just saw a dancer posting they will be shutting down Tuesday not sure if its temporary or permanent. Anyone got any info?

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

TGIF

It may have been mentioned before by others, I don't remember but anyway the $5 evening Cover Charge starts at 9 PM and is ONLY Thursday thru Sunday. Stopped in Friday evening after being at…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

two day visit

Visited on a Friday shortly after opening at 1:15pm. Place was pretty empty. Paid my $10 valet and $5 entrance. I was able to pick any seat I wanted. I thought…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Kristy. Average This Time Around

Called ahead and asked who was working. I heard Kristy, so I figured I would pay her a visit since it's been a while. Parking lot always looks deceiving but hardly any other…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Most decent club in town...

Been in this club a few times now and it definitely seems to be the best choice in the area due to it actually being topless. The other clubs in the area are pasties clubs. It…

Memories of Mick, Mercedes and Moon Doggies

WARNING: This is a long winded old guy personal memoirs type story that includes very little sex so if you don’t want to read it, don’t read it but I do suggest that you view the video link at the end regardless. And remember it’s the internet so whether you believe it or not it really makes no difference to me. I enjoyed writing it and hope you enjoy reading it. As a young man in search of an adventurous and meaningful life I accepted a job with a company that did work around the world. My first assignment was to tag along with an older, experienced guy and to just “observe and do as I was told”.…

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What are your thoughts on the current state of dating and its future?

Roosh said that back in the day, when he was younger 20 years ago, you could go to a bar and talk to a girl and have a reasonable chance that she would want to meet up with you for…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Is this place still opened during the covid?

I see some places where it is not updating the running. Also does anyone know the price for the recent lap dance and the cover fee? (Is it nude?)

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I am in Fayetteville, NC

I’ll be at Secrets on the weekends and Gold Club (whatever it’s called now) in Southern Pines on the weekdays until Nov 7th. 💞

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Those Randomized Taglines Under The TUSCL Logo

If Founder allowed it, what catchy phrase would you throw in the mix? ( <a href="https://i.imgur.com/uRETcUE.png">Example 1</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/WGhgEb3.png">Example 2</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/3Mw0yqo.png">Example 3</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/WM6mTrA.png">Example 4</a> ) I'd probably put in "Anything you say can, and will, be used against you."

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Cool place off the beaten path

This is a fun place to hangout. From the outside it looks like a warehouse bar. Big gravel parking lot and only a few signs. Inside it looks like a nice high…

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Time to end it!

As it says on TUSCL, Joined Sep, 2000. That's over 20 years I've been on TUSCL. I've seen many many changes over the years. Since for family reasons I've done almost no club visits in a few years, I still…

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BLS, LBS & Some Fresh Lemper

Just in case the Reverend Hornibastard household wasn’t weird enough already, now we have a recurrent BLS & LBS situation on our hands. Mrs. Hornibastard #3 is largely to blame for this. She is the nicest, most caring and friendly…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Disappointed

I'm guessing 6pm is the wrong time of day to visit this club. There is some kind of disclaimer they make you sign re: Covid. When I walked in there were no dancers…

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Ex-flight attendant serves just a week in jail for sex with 15-year-old

I wish she had molested me when I was a 15-year-old boy. https://nypost.com/2020/10/23/ex-flight-attendant-serves-week-in-jail-for-having-sex-with-teen/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20201024&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-9137387-711691148

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Eeehh better than nothing but seems like prices went up.

Dropped by after work on Friday at about 3:30pm. The parking lot was busier than last time. Upon entering there is a bouncer booth. Have to get your temp taken and leave contact…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Birthday night out

Took my nephew out for 19th birthday got to the club around 12:30ish went in paid the $5 cover go in the stage is in the middle chairs around it wall seats bar with 6…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Laid-back experience in crowded sports bar setting

I have come a couple of times since the 2nd re-opening. All clubs in Houston were closed from the beginning of March for 3 months. Then they reopened in late June and stayed…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Not going to get extras with the good lighting but you can see everything

I came by on Friday evening at about 8:30pm. I was in the area and New England is pretty sparse with the number of clubs open and figured I would swing in to give…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

No Lap Dances

The Gold Club website says "Welcome back, we missed you." However I did not make it inside. At the door they told me that you had to buy dinner and there was no stage…

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Borat movie

Have any of you seen the talked about clip that from the new Borat movie, the one with Giuliani with his hands down his pants?

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If you believe that as a man you pay for pussy sooner or later

Phil Collins wants to sell his Miami Beach mansion for $40M, but his ex-wife won’t leave Phil Collins may be singing the lyrics to his best-known hit these days, as he tries to evict his ex-wife and her new husband from…

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San Fran Strip Clubs Open?

With the recent upgrade to Yellow Tier for San Fransico, has anyone been able to verify if all the clubs have reopened? I know Gold Club and Larry's are both open, but judging by their websites I can't tell if…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Excellent Experience at the Sunset Strip

Saturday night I pulled up to the Sunset strip around 8 PM. $5 door fee which seemed reasonable enough, and I went to grab a drink at the bar. There aren't seats at the bar,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

At Least They're Open

I thought I'd venture out to see how HL is post-Covid, and like the other reviews mention - it's not at all what it was. I'll skip the club details except to say that afternoons…

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Military LDK Lawsuit

“ the lawsuit states, he grabbed her and rubbed against her, ejaculating in his shorts.“ https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/10/22/hyten-sexual-assault-case-proceeds-431391

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Another quick but happy ending

This was a couple months ago, actually a couple weeks after the last review I put in. I need to catch up. I was hoping to see my unicorn from that last visit, but I…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Scarletts is Sexy yet costly

I enjoyed my visit to Scarlett but would likely not try to frequent. I came here on Wednesday around 8 30. The cover was $10 with a one drink minimum. After I got my $6…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Came looking for everything and found it

Well, this visit was my second to Bogarts but this time I was there for entertainment. I had made a stop at Criket first where the evening cover was $10 this time (last time I…

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Are most nightclubs(non-stripclubs) scammy for men?

NOTE: I will try to simplify for the sake of brevity and argument. I'm not trying to BASH nightclubs but rather want to give my honest opinion of my observation. I have traveled around in Las Vegas, LA, and NYC…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

It takes a few visits to understand this club...

This review is long, but I feel it really has to be as this is what I term a hit or miss club. One visit does not give you a good view of…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Clever Title

Stopped by for a liquid lunch while at work. Place has not changed, although it smelled like it had been drowned in cleaner since they reopened... not really a bad thing since it is an…

Politics

Quaalude Trump

"“I think quaalude Trump is better than crystal meth Trump, you know, from the last debate,” [John] Heilemann said. “That was, like, an improvement, I think.” “He needed one extra ‘lude to get him through the whole thing, and he…

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Synn COI Shutdown?

SoCal friends, anyone know why Synn was shut down last night? Was it COVID? I heard Spearmint Rhino COI was struggling too? Just curious. I was thinking of going to Sahara Theatre tonight, but shutdowns always make me nervous

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great value in Vegas

Was on boys trip last weekend on 16 October and stopped in to check on the club post covid reopening. The layout is still the same with the bar dead ahead on entry and two…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

First post lockdown review

This is my first review and visit anywhere since the lockdown in March. I wasn't sur what to expect given Pennsylvania's rules. Pulled up in front and parked on the street. Only 1 car parked…

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Shiny New Toy Syndrome and Reviewing

I notice that I tend to kill my local clubs and when I'm on the road in new clubs I'm a bit a softer on them, I tend to give them benefit of the doubt. Then in hindsight I should've…

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Happy endings affect decision making

Right, I think we already knew this. https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/27847/20201023/happy-endings-could-mess-up-your-brains-decision-making-study-says.htm Not what the article is really about, but I'm not the only with his mind in the gutter.

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Last night's fun is why I still do this

Ok, this is a long and utterly shameless bragging and self congratulatory thread. You've been warned. If you read on, it's on you. Frankly I think we need more threads like this and a lot less political,…

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Why is the "manosphere" so close-minded about transactional relationships?

READ FIRST: What I mean by the manosphere is many of these groups from PUA's , MGTOW, Purple Pill. Red Pill, Black Pill, Incels..etc. What I mean by "transactional" is a wide array of things. From paying for a girl's…

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New layout of the site

I really like the new layout and the new features, finally top 40 lists are back and being able to read reviews by day again is appreciated. Not to mention city names along with county names in the browse listings…

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Total waste of time and $'s

Went in and paid $40 for a Lap dance. Lap Dances at clubs range $30-$40. I go into the backroom, and the dancer wanted another $60. After some hesitation, I say okay.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Back to Business at PH

My first visit back since the reopening. When you enter now temp check, covid form you hand to the bartender and pay $10 which entities you to an non alcoholic drink. Not sure if you…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Deja Vu, got what I needed in the end

I was in Davenport for work and made the circuit, started out at daisy dooks, then southern comfort, and finally made it to Deja Vu. Daisy Dooks was pretty dead, girls were up on…

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Check out my new social media page

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Politics

Assure that no individual is entirely without the means of housing and sustenanc

Title couldn’t say it all: Assure that no individual is entirely without the means of housing and sustenance, and no individual has inordinate wealth.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A return to the LS

Hadn't been here since August of last year. After reading a few reviews, I thought I'd finally make a return trip. I've only been here (counting this visit...about 4 times over two years).…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Getting Reviewed A Lot Lately.

And now I laugh my ass off every time I see one because I already know what shitstorm is going to spark if they get approved. 🤣

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How to suggest an edit

A club locally has shut down, in the old format if I remember right there was a suggest an edit button but cant seem to find it (on my phone atleast). Thanks in advance

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Good, but not great.

Hott 22 is a bizarre club to recommend for anyone. There are many pros and cons for this club, and for the sake of a quick review, I'll only focus on those that could make…

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What's a similar Club to Tootsies but with more petite/natural/younger/

First of, I've been to many clubs in my life but I though Tootsies was excellent! I liked the layout, the club, and the atmosphere as well. The staff as well was very chill as well. I plan on becoming…

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Top 40 Lists - members on Ignore

Wow, looking at the list it is no surprise who has the largest number of ignores, but who would have thought that Papi would have 20. He has more that twentyfive and Rick Dugan. WTF? I think…

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Founder: Thumbs up button!

Bring back the thumbs up button, and not the thumbs down. We can have positive reinforcement without hate-clicking.

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

They Increased the Cover Charge and you must Sign a log to enter

I hadn't been back to Vic's in quite some time, but in light of the fact that most places are still not back and let's be honest, some may never come back. I took…

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I need to find me a Friend With Benefits

A real friend to fuse both mind and body with. Anyone in TUSCLLand involved in one now? Any pointers? I can't imagine this will happen, but it makes sense for me, now, at this time. Oh, did I say that I…

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New Websters Dictionary Word : “Toobin” (Verb)

Example: “I just got caught toobin on a zoom call.”

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Ok place, nothing to rave about at all.

Stopped by Texas Jays since I had never been there before. OTB and Silk Downtown are the only 2 MKE area clubs I've been to. This place is def more bar feel than club feel…

Politics

What if Trump wins ?

Half the country is certain about two things: 1. Trump is the worst President in history 2. Biden is guaranteed to win They believe this because every media outlet they watch, read, or listen to tells them this. So, what if Trump wins ?…