Fancy, but not too fancy. A dump with a purpose.

The only thing Fancy about Oklahoma, sort of. Arrived in town and didn't take long to become quite bored. Ventured out and drove by Fancy's. Just a couple cars in lot, so I figured the club might be somewhat empty of customers, lower Covid risk, and maybe an advantage to cure my lockdown itch. Went in, mask required on entry along with temp check, but mask optional once inside. Found a isolated spot a couple table lengths from stage. Only two ladies working on Sunday afternoon. An older blond with a killer Bond girl body. The second girl had more of a naughty librarian look. Bond girl was first to approach. Took her back to VIP. Decent OTP play and got quite up close and personal with a license to kill. My gun was fully loaded, but knew this wasn't going to go further. Decided to stop after 6 (3 + stage set and then 3 more), took the naughty librarian back. She picked up where the Bond girl left off and proceeded to check to see if I had any bullets in gun. Few songs later, she found out it was fully loaded. Went back to hotel, still had an itch, so went back to see how busy night shift was. Night shift had about a half dozen ladies ranging from the spinner to 3 Papi approved chocolate delights. Spinner was one and done in VIP. Gives a great game and mileage at stage, nothing in back. Took a Latina back and about 9 dances later, well, we were both happy. Had to try 2/3 chocolate samples, also great mileage and fun in back. Papi would definitely approve, these ladies had back for sure and knew how to use it.

Out of cash, was headed out the door, when stopped by someone I had my eye on all night. During the day/evening, I had my hotel key with rental car keys on table. Resulted in multiple unsolicited offers for follow outcall from three of the ladies. As I was leaving after out running out of cash, the silent deadly one I had my eye on stopped me with an offer I could not refuse. In all my clubbing, never had quite a day like this, but definitely got months of lockdown out of my system.

Club details, your average dump. Inside nothing special. Small stage with pole in the middle, larger stage with swing in back. VIP is two couches, not great shape, but they serve the purpose. Not well hidden from site from some tables, but not busy and no one messes with you. Even when I had company while the librarian was checking my chamber, it did not stop her and she knew how to work in that environment. Parking is a bumpy gravel pit, but not terrible. Drinks reasonable, I just had a soda. For you bathroom enthusiasts, they had them. I didn't go in and I would not have high expectations, but I have no official review of the stalls or sink to add. Sorry, not sorry. Last comment, do not speed, change lanes without signaling, etc. The police camp out and watch this and the other clubs close by looking for a reason to pull you over. Saw them both day and night. Saw the customer who left a couple minutes before me pulled over a couple blocks away.