Meh, so-so

I hadn't been in here in several years, but the fam was out of town, so I decided to stop by about 11:00PM. Unfortunately, I'm a dummy who doesn't know how cash advances at the ATM work, so this review is a little incomplete since I didn't have much cash. The nighttime cover is $19.25 and includes a water or soda. (Fully-nude clubs in Colorado are all alcohol free, not even BYOB.)

The place is kinda medium-sized and getting a little run down. It's one big room with three hexagonal stages (only one with a pole) that seat about 10, plus seating for about 30 at the little tables away from the stages. There were probably about 20 patrons in the place, and never more than 2-3 at each stage at any one time. No bottle service area or anything crazy like that. There's one more bar stage that wasn't in use tonight, with no seats around it, just a 18" platform and a pole. There are two different lap dance areas - one that is semi-private booths (for the single dances), and then an area with (I presume) more privacy for the VIP suites - no idea how much more private those are these days.

The lap dance prices are posted - $35/song or $200/30 minutes VIP. Since I was short on funds, I can't comment on the quality of the dances these days, but it was always kinda YMMV, anyway. No idea if any girls are asking for more than the posted rates, either. Hustle was surprisingly low (only one dancer came to ask if I wanted a dance in the 1.5 hours I was there, and we didn't talk prices since she was not at all my type).