The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

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chiefwiggum
Nov 22, 2022, 3:03 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I went here twice last week (Tuesday and Thursday), both times unremarkable at best, otherwise terrible. The club layout is the same as this is a heavily reviewed club and hasn't changed since I was last here in 2017-ish (sucked then, too). I will add a couple things I hadn't noticed before: it looks like they detail cars, not sure how much that costs. Valet parking is all up front, otherwise, you're too the side. I've been told by dancers that this is not a nice neighborhood (though it looks fine, almost suburban to me). The parking lot has two entrances, but is otherwise fenced with a security guy in a golf cart -- so pretty safe in my book.

The girls are prettier than I last remembered. I paid a $15 cover and it goes up to $20 the later you get there, starting at $5 for the afternoon. Both days, I got there around shift change. Both times, the girls were much younger, skinnier, shorter, sitting with other dudes, spinner-ish bodies. Solid 7 average. At night, the girls were falling into the hot or not category, so 6s (might throw a dance her way if something catches my eye) to 7.5, with a few 8s for good measure. Night girls were of the silicone variety with one Latina girl with over the top butt implant (if that was natural, God help her), but at least it matched the top. Girls were more light-skinned during the day, I would say 50%, the rest Latina. At night, I would say down to 40%, with 10% black and the rest Latina (the Latinas were really light skinned, but definitely more whiter on Thursday's visit). Like other clubs in Houston, I mostly not charged for a diet coke, but when I was charged, I want to say it was $6.

As with 95% of my other visits here over the years, I was largely ignored. On Tuesday, I had two girls approach me, both white. One I didn't get her name (blond with shorter hair), but would've danced with her later, not my first choice. The second girl that approached me was my first choice. I want to say Jennifer, solid 9, brown hair, natural body, told me without asking that she is the hottest girl in the club. She also dances with a glow-stick like prop. She won't do single dances and suggested that we go to VIP straight away. Because of past experiences, I did the offered $100 for 5 dances. They aren't allowed to deviate from the $20 pricing, she says. The dance was done in the first floor to the left of the stair case (if your facing it.) They are small rooms with no doors but enough room to position yourselves with minimal visibility. The dance was pretty good with only one way action. She suggested that I "can get better service upstairs." I believed her, but she wanted $300 (iirc) to go upstairs. She said that girls get fired if they don't sell VIPs (which I did not believe). On Thursday, I had one Latina approach me, but as I had my full of them for the week, I wasn't interested (and she wasn't as hot as my average up to this point).

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