Perfect Sunday Spot During NHL/NBA Playoffs

The venue is dark and on the small side, borderline seedy which is how I prefer a lonely Sunday night in a strip club. I wouldn’t call it a dive bar but don’t go here if you’re looking to be or looking to impress anyone. Stage is big enough for two girls and it’s surround by 30-35 stools. A side wall is lined with vip couches that barely anyone uses and there is only one vip group booth. Cover is $20 on the weekends, which is $5 past the annoying mark. Drinks are cheap, but no liquor. The private dance room is awkward and overly lit and I would avoid unless it’s a slow night, felt like getting a lap dance in a crowded doctors waiting room tbh. The VIP stalls are solid but expensive…I think $300+ for 20 minutes and the ATM machine has a $20 fee + 10% surcharge lol. The stall are private and depending on the girl you can literally do whatever you want back there with little more than the cute manager giving you a time reminder.

Most of the women fall in the 4-6 range with 2-3 outliers on either end. I suggest hanging by the stage, find the one you like, get her attention by tucking a couple fives in her g-string and wait until she eventually strolls over. At that point sort out what you’re both looking to do and go from there.

As for the patrons, it’s your standard mix of middle Bergen county guys…a lot f loners on the of nights and you don’t get too many of the obnoxious groups which is nice. Pro tip…if you’re trying to be a regular tip the bartender well, all the girls seem to like her and the girls will let their guard down a bit…you may just get a nice conversation or if you’re half way decent looking you might get a date if you’re looking for that…I can tell you playing the long game will save you a lot of money.