sinclair's Review

I went to Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club on a Wednesday night at 22:15. There was a $10 cover charge, and I got patted down by a bouncer for weapons. There was a two drink minimum enforced. I got two Sincweisers for $16. I got the first bottle of beer and a token to redeem the second drink when I was ready for it. Later in the night, I got a Coca-Cola in a pint glass with ice for $6. There must be jacked up prices if you buy a dancer a drink. I was told a dancer drink was $26, but it was a “double shot”. I declined. The club has a full kitchen with a dedicated chef named Walter. Patrons and dancers alike were ordering food, and it actually looked and smelled good. The ATM has a $200 withdrawal limit and an $8 fee per transaction.

The bar takes up about half of the interior. There is a stage in the corner surrounded by mirrors. Dancers only strip down to topless because alcohol is served. Stage tipping did not yield any contact, so it was kind of pointless to tip unless you wanted a dancer to track you down after she got off stage. Outside there is a large covered patio with a fireplace in the middle. A television screen in the corner shows the stage show. On the other side of the patio is another building, Sheer Pleasure. Sheer Pleasure is a lingerie modeling studio and sex shop under the same ownership as Shenanigans. When you get private dances, you walk next door to Sheer Pleasure to use one of the rooms inside of that building. Apparently, there is not enough space in the main club for lap dances.

There are table dances on the main floor or at the bar. I’m not sure if there is a set price for the table dances or if you just tip the dancer. I got one dancer to grind on me at the bar, and she seemed to be fine with the $10 tip I gave her. If you want private dances, they are $40 plus a tip for ten minutes or $100 plus a tip for twenty-five minutes. Dancers will let you know up front what they expect for a tip above the token price. Both dancers I got private time with were okay with a match of the token price as their tip. For ten minutes, expect to pay about $80 total. For twenty-five minutes, expect to pay about $200 total. Dancers got completely nude during private dances since we were in a separate building than the one selling alcohol. My hands were free to roam everywhere with the exception of inserting my fingers into their meat sleeves. Dancers connect their smartphones to a Bluetooth speaker in the room. The first dancer had a selection of songs picked out and had her playlist timed out to ten minutes exactly. Her pussy had a slight hint of fish scent that I picked up on when her thong came off, so I had to muscle her from grinding on my clothes. The second dancer let me pick out three songs, and we spent closer to fifteen or sixteen minutes together rather than the ten minutes agreed to. The private dance rooms were well-lit inside Sheer Pleasure. One room even had a massage table inside of it.