Muy Excelente!

I was visiting San Diego recently and made sure to carve out some time to head out to TJ. I got the trolley from downtown to San Ysidro, which cost $2.50 and took no more than 45 minutes. From there, I crossed the border and hopped into a cab to the red light district. If you’re in downtown San Diego, you can be at this wonderland in less than an hour.

It was about 5pm on a Thursday when I entered the building and was not charged a cover. In my opinion Thursday is the ideal day for visiting. There’s plenty of top notch talent, but it’s not as packed as on Friday and Saturday nights. If you’re the kind of guy who likes to chill and chat with the mamacitas, you can do so and not feel rushed.

I sat enjoying my beers while the ladies would come around offering lapdances and arriba. They will all do a little over the pants action and let your hands roam for a dollar every now and then. I made a connection with a tall curvy chick, and ended up taking her to one of the VIP rooms. They cost $100 for half an hour, which includes a bucket of beer. And then I threw the dancer another $100 for her time. Yes, you can just pay $30 for a hotel room, but I really like the strip club VIP experience. Call me a sucker if you want.