Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale
10723 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220

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Nov 21, 2022, 11:53 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

There is a small parking area in front of the main entrance, but it is typically full. A larger lot is adjacent, but unmarked/unlined. Some nearby businesses also have generally empty lots, but those also have fences and gates, so I wouldn't risk parking there, in case they close your car inside the gate.

The entryway is large...almost a purposeful waste of space. The daytime entry fee is $12, and there is no cover after 8:00 pm. This may seem backwards, but I think it is because they have food available in the daytime. I have never partaken of their food, so I cannot comment on it. The main floor has three stages. One of those is large and seems very typical of strip clubs. The two satellite stages are very, very small, and elevated. If you are about 6' tall, then the dancers' butts will be at about the level of the top of your head. Those stages are too small for any dancing, so they're just for giving tips and possibly asking for some time after they complete their set.

There is a bar that seems well stocked and has numerous patrons sitting there, typically with dancers angling for a trip upstairs. Lap dances are done upstairs, in reasonably comfortable chairs aligned in a row. Privacy is minimal there, but I have had dancers do more than dance in that area, occasionally. On this most recent visit, however, most dancers said they "just dance," and the few who said they do "more than dance" would only do so if a pointless gratuity of a hundred bucks was paid to the upstairs manager (that's "VIP," basically). I have never done that, so I didn't get any good dances this visit. The price per dance is $20.

Most of the dancers are Cuban. Most speak almost no English. Most are focused on the "wanna dance?" hustle, and are not good company if you wanted to buy them drinks.

One of the dancers I met on this visit is someone whom I should warn you to be wary of, because she's treacherous. I obviously will not state her stage name, so here's a vague description: Very shapely figure, about a natural C as well as a finely-toned backside. Her skin is a lovely dark shade compared to her fellow Cubans. She's quite pretty, with the possible exception that some may not like her Stacey-Abrams-smile. The first three letters of her pseudonym fit her perfectly (and are not F-I-B, but synonymous). Be careful, and keep track of your belongings; if you have a zippered pocket, that is a good place for cash.

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