A surprising strikeout at the PO

I have been to the PO many times but have never had an experience quite as pathetic as this.

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon around 1pm. As has been described before, it is a very dark club at first, but your eyes adjust. There is a single stage in the middle of the bar with two poles. The guy who keeps track of the dances is to your left when you enter, and the communal room, where you can get dances for $20/4min on a couch. There are 3 couches in there, and there is rarely anyone else in the room except you and your dancer of choice.

To the right are two private rooms where you can get dances for $30/4min. They are small, closet-like rooms with a love seat in them. But they do have a full door, so you have complete privacy with your dancer of choice.