You know what, we don’t need the fake voice thing.

Muddy, what the fuck are you talking about?

You always have to keep this in mind when logging into TUSCL after a visit to the club. You can't delete your drunk postings the next morning.

LOL Warrior. Hopefully after he's up and has a cup or two of Joe to fight the hangover, he'll elaborate. Sounds like it could be interesting conversation fodder.

Na not drinking this time. Some of these dancers talking in these high pitched, phony uppity voices is not fooling anybody. Just talk normal. I know y’all have seen that out there.

Sure you weren't talking to a tranny ? It can be confusing even if you're sober
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Trannys definitely do it too. Should we start calling it the tranny voice

Me hyping myself to go to work 😁
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtf2P6Igq…

===> "Some of these dancers talking in these high pitched, phony uppity voices is not fooling anybody."

Ummm, ok. Uppity though? Fake ditzy sure, though I usually send those away before they have a chance to annoy me. I've also heard the fake little girl voice a few times in moments when a favorite wanted something from me, but tbh I found that oddly hot coming from a beautiful grown woman.

But not so much "uppity." Tbh I can't even imagine what that would sound like.

Though maybe I just send these types of girls away too quickly to realize that I'm getting a fake uppity voice, idk.

There was a study done a while ago, probably a couple of decades, that showed that women with high pitched, preadolescent voices are statistically more likely to have been sexually abused as children.

That said, if they're actually faking it, and you can get past it for a little while, those women, IME, tend to be some of the smarter ones in the club. I'm reminded of a couple of college students who played the bimbo part really, really well.

One was studying quantum physics, and at one point we got into a discussion of warp drive engines, during which she dropped the act, and her voice dropped a couple of octaves. 🤣 She's now working for Space X. We're still friends on FB, and she deigns to chat once in a while. And yes, she did provide extras. I'm reasonably certain I wasn't the only one.

The other was studying neuroscience. Hot as fuck, literally the hottest girl in the club, and a top money make. She wouldn't fuck or suck, but I did get a hot as fuck handjob from her on more than one occasion, while her tongue was down my throat and my fingers were in her pussy and ass. She left the club before I could try for any more, and from what I hear, she's not doing very well at all. As in smoking crack. So I guess not all that smart after all.

I've been used like Mr. Quackers, and it's not fun.

Men are often attracted to high-pitched voices, and women to low-pitched voices. It's the exaggerated secondary sex characteristic thing. Like petiteness, extra big butts, boobs, extra broad shoulders, tall, etc. Different cultures then to be more fixated on some more than others. Listen to the female vocals in a lot of Indian music, at least some of the cultures there are very into high-pitched female voices.

But Muddy's right. Not faking is sexier than faking when we can tell she's obviously faking.

I did several VIPs with a dancer who did this. It was grating, but she was hot and fun otherwise. I think it was the third time I saw her that she dropped the voice / act.

I commented on it and she basically said that she used to do fine before she did it, but she did noticeably better in bimbo mode.

So, you know, for a lot of guys it works.

I’ve never experienced the high voice. Is it related to girls calling customers “daddy?” I’ve had a couple girls do this and it makes me feel creepy. Instant boner killer. I try to stay away from girls under 21 and prefer girls mid 20’s or older. Hearing them call me daddy just sounds gross, but I’m guessing some guys like it so they continue to do it.

One dancer alternated between a gangsta voice and a kim kardashian voice. She started off with the gangsta style, but then shifted to the kim K style. She was foreign, so at times her foreigner voice and accent would come through. I have never heard the high pitched voice or fake high pitched voice

Georg that neuroscience story sounds crazy. You’re very lucky mate

Maybe some chicks are 60s retro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayiE_SBK…

Or maybe is just a nod to Latino slang, daddy from papi/papacito (gotta compete with those cubanas). Like my old lady from mi vieja.

I’ve heard dogs can get excited when they hear a high pitched voice. Maybe this is a thing that they feel might excite a PL too?

I think there is enough fake stuff in strip clubs already - so a fake voice is not needed.

I only fucked one escort in Boston, but she had that heavy drawl and I nearly busted out laughing when she started dirty talking during the blowjob. Once you hear a girl say "Oooy gawd, this cawwwk tastes geyood, errr-ahhh" you just know you've seen it all LOL

^ careful with the dirty Boston talk! If Gawker reads this he’s gonna blow a load all over his computer! Lol!

"careful with the dirty Boston talk! If Gawker reads this he’s gonna blow a load all over his computer!"

Now I can see why a right-wing twat like Ski-Fagg is always so angry. He tries to date women in his hometown and they all sound like retarded chowda heads LOL