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Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ratchet Express.

Wow. What can I say. I used to be a frequent guest at local strip clubs. Over the last year I curtailed my activities. I was near kittens and decided to stop in for a…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

A Decent Time Here Still Beats a Great Time Elsewhere

COMING IN (largely unchanged) My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Friday, via the German…

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Alright that's it, no more meet ups. All TUSCL meet ups canceled.

The last meet up in Jacksonville ended like 3 all time TUSCL beefs. Everyone just makes up and mends the fences, hugs it out. I'm gonna be honest here, and I'll speak for the rest of us when we say…

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Do you like BBC?

I feel like BBC is good for documentaries? Anyone have any thoughts or opinions on this topic? I am also BBC owned as is sir. We love our Big Black Cats :) They are kind and benevolent overlords.

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CFP / College Football Play-offs

I know there are several of you out there that are college football fans. Tomorrow is Championship Saturday. All the conferences have their conference championship game. Then after those games, there is a committee that…

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Best MTV produced movies.

Varsity Blues Election

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La Fiesta in Paterson

Has anyone been to this spot yet? It’s obviously a been renamed as it used to be called El Cabaret. I know it’s been closed down but I would come back considering it’s been about 4 years.

The Hideout

Tuscola, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to the Hideout at 21:30 on a Saturday night. The club is located about four and half miles west of Interstate 57 in the soybean fields across from a chemical plant. The Hideout…

The Play Pen

Terre Haute, Indiana

sinclair's Review

The Play Pen is only open on Friday and Saturday nights from 22:00 to 05:00. There is a $10 cover charge at the door. As long as you are eighteen or older, you are allowed…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A Flexible Octopus Unicorn

Hello everyone, it’s been quite some time but my adventures have slowed recently but on this Friday afternoon a few weeks back I decided to make a trip to my old stomping grounds of flight…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I'm in love with a stripper

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances…

Pat's Lounge

Pittsburg, Kansas

Thick as Thieved

Stopped in on a Wednesday night (only open W-Sat). Had been to this place one other time. Was hoping that it had been upgraded. There was a desperate white blonde with white knee-high boots back…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow Thursday Evening

I showed up at about 4pm and the club was kind of crowded but that didn't last long - ratio was about 3 or 4 customers to 1 dancer. By 5pm it was pretty…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Enjoyable Friday

This is my favorite club in Baltimore. It is spacious inside, so you rarely have to fight a crowd and can usually find a seat to your liking. It is also upscale without…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

No shade for Shady Lady

Had been in a few years ago. Thought I’d try it again after seeing the prominent ad in the Pitch (the local alternative mag). It is an old building in a tough part of town,…

Politics

Your tax dollars at work

After 1,600 auditors combed through DOD’s $3.5 trillion in assets and $3.7 trillion in liabilities, officials found that the department couldn’t account for about 61 percent of its assets, Pentagon Comptroller Mike McCord told reporters on Tuesday. Meanwhile, the lame…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

When I arrived just before 1PM the parking lot was pretty empty. Deon, the door guy, greeted me and let me in free of charge. Usually $10 and at some time later in the afternoon…

Assets Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

No change, literally

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first…

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LOL, Stripper nick name.

I commented on a girls name here . It was a complimentary joke I’m my mind. Certainly not derogatory. The key thing is we’re in the same state. I’ve admitted here i’m a push over for the right dancers. She…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

85 on Tootsies

Not really, but a funny mention none the less: https://www.instagram.com/p/ClpF6G0rKH_/

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Best Music Videos of All Time

It's a lot to pick from, but there are some memorable one out there looking back, especially from back in MTV's heyday. What are some of your guys picks? Back in the day pick when I was a kid, Soundgarden's Black…

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Languages

I really love the way Italian and Portuguese (especially Brazilian) sound. I absolutely detest French. It sounds completely hideous and grotesque to me, but a lot of people love it. I love the Russian language, but I'm clearly biased. I really love…

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, South Dakota

Cheap and reasonably fun, but far from the best club I've ever visited.

I've visited the Belle Starr numerous times in the past. Stopped in again on a recent trip through the area and the experience was pretty much the same as my previous visits. The…

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Boobs Advent Calendar 2022

Because nobody has quick & easy access to boobs anywhere else, behold, the 2022 boobs advent calendar. Check each day for the new pair. December 1 is getting us to a fantastic start. https://boobychristmas.com/

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Lunaria is the Star

The club is in an industrial area with car dealerships and such on the east side of the city. It is easy to find and get to, being on a main road. Parking…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Fight Night @ Legends

Arrived on a Saturday night to catch the fight and luckily one of the guys in my party reserved a table ahead of time. Told the bouncer outside we have a reservation so we skipped…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Nice touch

Visited early afternoon on a weekday. There were maybe 10 customers, 8 dancers (though I may be off a bit). No valet, no cover, no ID scan. The location is convenient to I-205, and not far…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

The only reason I would go back to this club is for one stripper.

It has been a while since I went to the palace so some things might have changed. The first thing about this club is that the parking absolutely sucks. You basically park on the side…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Disappointed again

I think I said in my last one or two reviews I was done trying with this place. But, here I am. Once again feeling optimistic enough to go again, once again disappointed. You would…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens in the Afternoon

Alrighty fellow strip club visitors. I went into Kittens Wednesday late afternoon solo. There were about 10-15 girls working with about 2-3 of them being below a 6 ( on my standards). Plenty of variety…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Loud as fuck and super aggressive

Maybe it's me, but it was so loud in here I could barely make out how much a wristband is upon entry. It's 20 cover, and $15 for the lap dance area. I…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

First time in this kind of a joint.. mixed feelings

This is the first time I visited 'take care of yourself' joint. I was expecting an ordinary lap dance but it was something else.. (maybe I should have done some research) I visited around 11 pm…

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Banned from a club after being refunded for a ROB dance

This is one of the clubs I have been going to, I have spent thousands there over the last year plus brought them additional thousands from other people I went with. Out of the 15 or so dancers I’ve worked…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not a taste of Honey

Came in on a Sunday right after i landed at LAX. I was looking for some fun time and or extras. I've been here a few times over the years. It was…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at Treasure

I was there from 5 to 12pm. $20 valet or $10 self park. After finding a seat (fairly empty, more dancers then patrons) ordered a burger,the special and a drink $20.Music was loud but not…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon at the Corral

Stopped into the Corral about 1pm. The club is pretty small and very straightforward. Large open square area with one stage dominating the center. Private curtained off dance areas are along the perimeter to the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Lunch and nice conversation

Stopped in for lunch at noon. No cover here usually unless there is an event. No ID check. The place is poorly lit, and if it is your first time there it can be confusing.…

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Overpriced Private Dances

Was clubbing the other night and was intrigued by this medium build curvy girl with glasses and a killer body. I proceeded to tip her well on stage . Following her dances she walked over with one of the sexiest…

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Christine Mcvie ‘43-‘22

I love Fleetwood Mac and it’ll never be the same now. I think Rumors is one of the best albums ever made, how many hits off that one? She had really unique voice, you always know it was her and…

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Fully legalized prostitution

What will happen once prostitution is fully legalized? Would strip clubs turn into brothel clubs overnight, or some sort of mixed clubs where both low mileage dances and full service are offered? Will low mileage clubs be limited to corporate events or…

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Concert Bucket List & Ticket Prices

I saw Springsteen is on the road again and you know in the past I’ve always put it off, he’s always selling out and right now tickets are available but the prices are just downright insane like expensive as hell…

Politics

Kanye 2024 or 2028?

Listened to the controversial Tim Pool interview with Ye. I hadn't really listened to Ye speak much before. I was very impressed. People are going on about him walking out but he said what he needed to…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Disappointing first visit but would give another shot.

I went there one night after a party with a friend. We sat there with a lot of expectations but the $30 cover charge seemed to put us off initially.The location is pretty weird; as…

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DEBATE TOPIC: *ANY* Use of Dancer Names in a Review

DEBATE QUESTION: Assuming that you are NOT connecting the dancer to extras, is it good or bad to include dancer names in a review in any context? ==== BACKGROUND ==== In this generally civil thread posted by 623... https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81472 ... the strong consensus is…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Saturday Night Drop In

Came by here on a Saturday night after winning 1k in my weekly poker game. Decided to drop by because I wanted to see Cora who I got a dance from a few weeks before…

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Le Rouge Lounge or Rosewood for GNDs?

I've got a rare free night tonight and I'm *majorly* craving GNDs... I've only ever been to rosewood once and loved it bc of all the GNDs, I've never been to anywhere else. If I'm hankering for GNDs, would folks…

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Joe Biden the union buster

Who would have thought a corporate capitalist that has been in DC for decades would side with billionaires over workers. Just shocked! What do you all think about that bullshit? Political chess? Incompetence? Tongue fucking his rich donors? Is he…

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Fortnight!

Anyone here ever go to any Footnight events or specifically Footnight Detroit?. I’ve personally never gone to Detroit because it’s near me and would love to but it’s always on Saturday. I sent an email asking if they ever considered…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

First Visit on a Thursday Afternoon

Was in town for work and had a meeting near the airport. A buddy told me about this place and I checked it out late on a Thursday afternoon. The club layout has been detailed…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Consistent Backup

So at this point in my strip club visiting career, this is THE club I end up going to whenever I’m back in Dallas. I’m sure there are other great clubs in Dallas but I…

Luna Lunera

Medellín, Colombia

Decent Spot, nothing incredible

So entrance was 20 mil (aka 20,000 pesos). Each drink was roughly 25k including lady drinks. When the guy changes your 50k note for 2k notes (to tip), he keeps 6k - this is standard…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Rhino the best

Was in mood Went in found a corner Place was jammin All types of girls came in I prefer usually busty Hispanic or caucasian and found plenty I usually spend a lot of time talking and try…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Killing Time at Beemer's

I was out in the Pittsburgh area for an event and decided to stop into Beemer’s as it was within a reasonable distance from my hotel room. I don’t know the area very well,…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

There’s no place like home!

Interesting place. It had a silver criket (if you’ve been to Detroit this will make sense) feel to it. First off gps took me to the nearby deja vu which was closed early afternoon. But…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Great first club

I went with two friends after one got broken up with. It was my first time. We went Saturday around 8 and it wasn’t very busy at all. Parking was nice, I like the wall…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday night before Halloween

Went in with a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in around a year. I think we arrived around 830 or nine. Seems like a good time to arrive -just remember if you…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

My First Time

I went to a strip club with a group of my buddies for my first time. One of them has been here before and raved about the girls. "Kittens Cabaret" they said... it made me…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Comfortably upscale place, good after a night out

Went in on a whim fairly late at night after a night at the bars. The doorman is very welcoming and walking into the club is a pleasant experience. Had a mandatory coat check for…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

A little underwhelming, if had more time would give it another shot, same with Polekatz next door.

During my business trip I stayed on the "poor" side of the Galleria. From Westheimer road you can see three strip clubs, Vivid, next to Polekatz, and then at the end as Westheimer bends is…

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Stripper Bar Dive

You got to love body shots. https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhY5ij69S2f07sxt9V/that-man-is-starving-dude-tried-to-eat-a-naked-stripper-while-she-poured-a-drink-on-herself-when-this-happened

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Following visits

After several more visits here and having a chance to experience the club during the the daytime, this is what I've come away with. I got a membership for club lust and believe it is worth…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

[ISHMAEL'S REVIEW] Prospecting for a New CF

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "Quick Notes" just below, and then "My Visit" and the "Dancer Notes" sections further down. Everything else is boilerplate content for those who are new…

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Ever take a DNA test?

I've taken a few. My top match is Sephardic jews from morocco Iraqi jews Egyptian Greek Spanish Central American native american

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

First time at a club

First time going to club. It was $15 to get in which was cool. I was greeted right after paying by a gorgeous girl. She definitely marked me cause as soon as I sat Down…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

Wednesday at Wonderland

I went to Wonderland (and the LIDO Lounge) around 7:30pm on a Wednesday. To say that it was dead would be an understatement. Only one (1) girl working the LIDO lounge in the back and…

Cartagena: The Good, the Bad, the Impoverished. .

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided to go to Cartagena, Colombia on the very first Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of October. I wanted to check out the mongering scene in the two main areas; the wall city and the beach area (along the Bocogrande). Thus I had a hotel in both areas. This way I could get a feel of what I enjoyed more.…

Trusty ole’ Medellin

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a week. I was in Medellin on a Wednesday and Thursday and both days were good. I arrived on a Wednesday night in Medellin Colombia around 6 or 7pm. After checking into my hotel near El Poblado, I went to the La Setenta Street in Medellin. This street/calle is known as Medellin’s party strip and it is less touristy than Parque…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

It Is What It Is, It Isn't What It Isn't

I've been visiting Night Shift 3-4x/months for several months now. I would say it is my primary club for relaxing, but it's not my primary club for dances. Read on. Night Shift used to open at…

Wham Bam Thank You Cam

I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to keep my sex addiction at bay near my home. And even when I did travel, clubbing just wasn’t the same. I eventually discovered that porn was safer, cheaper, and sometimes even more fun than trying to find a girl who could get me off in some no-touch club. So my trusty iPad and I stayed busy in the hotel when we were…

Tijuana

First Trip 12/7 - 12/10: Newbie questions

Greetings all, I am making my very first trip to HK / Cascadas next week. I'll be there from Wednesday 12/7 through Friday 12/10. I am beyond excited for this trip! Thanks to all of you who have made posts,…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Hot girls, lackluster atmosphere

Very Smokey and loud. I went with my husband and no girls approached us—I had to initiate which was never the case in the past. I felt ignored even though I was tipping the dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sunday funday

Playhouse is located off route 130 (2 lane busy road). The bright pink building should stand out. Plenty of parking and when you enter the door they’ll be a second for less than 5ft away…

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World Cup

USA up 1-0 in 39th minute. Pulisic scores and we have life!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Third Base

Thanks to the reviewers here I was prepared for the drill at Kittens. No alcohol, so I started my night next door where they had some mediocre live music, but a good selection of beers.…

Dream Girls

Denver, Colorado

Warming up from the cold

I decided to warm up from the cold with a little female companionship, so I called to see if this place is still open. I confirmed that they are still there, though the website is…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Fase Dos, stepping up...

Fose II (Dos) is located near Centro Commercial Premium Plaza in Central. It’s slightly north of Club Isla and Club Gusto. The cover on a Wednesday evening was 20,000 COP ($4 bucks). The…

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Happy Holidays

Hope everything went well for Thanksgiving. Enjoy all the Holidays!!!

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

First visit

Stopped in last Friday for the first time. Club is located downtown Denver and there is a large parking lot dedicated to the club. We entered around 10pm and found the place to be fully…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A short and pleasant visit.

Arrived at 17:00, guess it is a very unbusy time to visit. Cover is $10. There were less than 10 gentlemen there, so pretty quiet. There were 3 beatiful dancers. 3 is a low number, but…

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Naming names in an all extras place

I am all for not naming a girl in a standard club when she is breaking rules by giving you an elicit hj or bj or more BUT in a club where every dancer in the place puts out, I…

Politics

Lawsuit alleges billionaire investor Leon Black raped a woman inside Jeffrey Eps

Title couldn’t say it all. Lawsuit alleges billionaire investor Leon Black raped a woman inside Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan townhouse. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/11/28/business/leon-black-jeffrey-epstein-rape-accusation/index.html

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Ehhh

So I work as at this club- the prices of the lap dances have gone up. VIP "credit card fees" and "taxes" can upcharge the price of the room where that money doesn't even go…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

First time visitor

I was in Youngstown the beginning of October and decided to stop in on a Friday evening. It is really two clubs, topless in the front and nude in the back (they call it the…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

good place for first timers

This was my first time at a strip club and I definitely left wanting more. I'm not sure how real hobbyists feel about flashdancers, but as a first timer it felt like a good…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

MG2 on a Saturday Night

I was there from 10:30 pm to 12. SETTING The freestanding building off of 140 is easy to see and has an ample, lighted parking lot. Upon entry, my charge was $5, with no ID check or…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Busy Saturday Night

Stopped by here on a tip Saturday around 10. Place was busy, lots of customers, a decent number of girls. TBH, wasn't very impressed by the quality of the girls. All of the seating was…

Mavericks

Cape Town, South Africa

Mavericks Review

I'll use the local currency. Entrance fee is R100 for men, R50 for women. If you use a card, you cough up a 10% fee. The women are smoking hot, but some can be persistent if…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

In and out in under 10 minutes -- too pushy for me

Was staying nearby in Humble on a recent Tuesday night, and decided to check out the "nearby" club instead of a slightly longer drive to the St James. Had never been here before. Arrived about…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Decent Club, But There Are Better Ones Around

This place is huge. And for mobility impaired patrons it has a very nice and long ramp up to the front door. There is lots of room in here and it has a big stage…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Mixed bag - made me miss nipples

Popped into this place on a Thursday after happy hour when I had a little time to kill. It was about 7:30 and the parking lot was pretty busy compared to what I was expecting.…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Not What I Remember

My girlfriend has been begging me to take her to a strip club as she has never been, so we were passing by Stateline and I figured we would check it out. I have not…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Slow Monday

As a dancer I went in with some friends as a customer who had never been to a full nude club. I went in on a Monday after 2am. The place looked beautiful but it’s…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Chill, relaxing place, be patient, and a Superbad moment

I went here 3x during my last business trip. I didn't have a lot of meetings so my intent was to hit as many clubs as possible. In terms of service, Treasures is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not quite the same

To avoid rehashing what has been repeatedly reviewed will give my general impressions; - the club is not as busy as it had been pre- COVID, on most all nights in the past it was elbow…

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Ever wish you saw dancers in a different environment?

I just got back from Shotgun Willie's where I usually go when traveling to Denver just because it's a convenient place to kill some time instead of staring at walls in my hotel room. I usually see about a dozen…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Typical Fantasies visit.

Whenever I am near Providence I will always make an attempt to stop here. If you are not looking for ultra attractive dancers, good mileage and have some patience this place is worth the stop.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Just a meh for me.

First time back after the pandemic. Parking is good but the front door is on a very busy road. If you are driving south you have to go to the next road and…

Politics

Trumper Mass Murderer pleads guilty in Buffalo

Looks like another Trump Deplorable will be spending life in prison for his racist delusions: https://apnews.com/article/buffalo-supermarket-shooting-crime-shootings-race-and-ethnicity-4a4dcf6e12c598d1f0a372227760b93f LOCK 'EM ALL UP --- the only good Trumper is one in prison or in a pine box!

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Shill Review

This place just tried to post a negative review of Rhondas Place, advising customers to go here instead, using phrases like "call us if you have any questions" as if not even bright enough to act like actual customers

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OT: Americans Now Need A Six-Figure Salary To Afford A Median-Priced Home

Homebuyers in the United States must earn six-figure salaries in order to afford a median-priced home, according to an analysis from real estate brokerage Redfin. As housing prices remain elevated and the monthly mortgage payment on the typical home surges more…

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California Fantasy Booth (CFB)

Does anyone know why the so called CFB disappeared? The Deja Vu chain had them all over Michigan in the 80/90’s and they all vanished. If you don’t know either they had girls sitting like Amsterdam waiting to…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good changes

Been a while since I was last here and decide to visit since I wanted to watch the world cup and football, while looking at babes during commercial breaks. Not much has chance since I…

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Golden Age of TUSCL

When was it? And how about the dark age. Now while I hesitate to call now the best of times, we all yell at each other on here like nowhere else on the internet. But if you compare reviews from a…

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how soon after a visit should review be posted?

several reviews lately are over a month old. should they be rejected as things change often like price of dances etc.

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunday fun in the booth

Swung by on a rainy Sunday afternoon to see what the scene was like. Had been a while. The bar has not really changed from years ago, still friendly and easy going. When you walk…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Hold on to your drinks

Went on a Friday night with some friends. I am a bit new when it comes to clubs, but my friends were professionals. Drinks were a bit pricy and they require you have one in…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Good Times for Saturday night

This review is to provide accurate information and review of my most recent experience 1st the important stuff…. Because of inflation, this place has increased prices of everything. Cover charge is $22 Lap dance is $30…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good vibes, wish I'd gone a little later

Overall I had a fun and comfortable experience. I do wish I'd gone a little later--there were maybe 15-20 dancers tops while I was there. I called the club around 6PM on a Saturday to get…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Uneventful time at Solid Gold

First time here since covid. I can see why the place hasn't had a review since June. Only 4 dancers working and 2 of them were AA. There was a Hispanic woman (possibly Brazilian but…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I THOUGHT it was average . . .

Was in Indy for a meeting and saw this club down from my hotel. Thought I would give it a shot. The selections I made were average for an average place.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Know what you’re getting here.

$10 cover plus $5 soda with free refills. Went in around 10pm on Saturday, parking lot seemed to be almost full, and probably 8-10 customers inside. Stage in the middle of the room, $5 tip…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Focus is on selling bottle service and private rooms

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

First timer and had a fun night

Came here to celebrate my birthday(October 30th) and was definitely was not disappointed. Don't know the situation bout parking since I decided to park in a plaza parking lot adjacent to the building so I…

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Do you have a club uniform?

I know guys try to dress up for clubs. Or dress regularly but I always pretty much wear the same thing. Black t shirt adidas track pants black chucks and black hoodie. Sometimes I'll add a nice gold watch…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Exactly what I expected

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

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NURSES ARE EASIER THAN STRIPPERS

In my experience they're the easiest and freakiest lulz

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

F NO

The place is right next to yoshinoya and shell gas station off hacienda and valley blvd. 20$ to get in 10$ with a pass. 120$ for 15 180 for 30 VIP 3 for 40 la dances 10$ drinks Came…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Daytime for the Win...

Cheetahs has been my goto for years.. stayed away when covid hit.. Lost contact with some old friend there.. I like the day shifts as I feel mileage is better than evening.. In the evening…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday after Thanksgiving

Playhouse is a pink building right on Route 130. There is always plenty of parking. When you first walk in it takes your eyes a while to adjust because it’s very dark. At…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I'd go back!

Showed up on a Tuesday night a couple of weeks ago around 12:30 am. Took an uber over from my hotel on the strip - about a $16 ride. Played some blackjack at Jerry's Nugget…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

A sad and slowly declining club.

This is a summary of multiple weekend night visits, fridays and saturdays. Admission has ranged between 10-15$ depending on what’s going on locally and how much of a local I convince them as. My…

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Do Not Spend Money!!! - Jeff Bezos

If you read about the economy it seems to be going up and down everyday for more reasons that I could list. Everyone with a crystal ball says a huge recession is coming. But… A report came out…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Absolutely insane VIP pricing!

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

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Miami nightclub owners are struggling with slumping sales after losing top-spend

Miami nightclub owners are struggling with slumping sales after losing top-spending crypto clientele in wake of FTX implosion and crypto downfall, report says * Miami club owners told the Financial Times business is slumping as the crypto industry takes a blow. *…

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A question of terminology (and possibly philosophy)

I went to a burlesque show last night. The performers stripped down to pasties and panties. Afterward, it occurred to me to wonder-- If a woman has only pasties above the waist, and nothing else, is it accurate to…

Truth Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

1 killed, 1 injured in shooting outside gentlemen's club in Detroit

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2022/11/27/one-killed-one-injured-gentlemens-club-detroit/69680059007/ Published Nov. 27, 2022. Via SuperDude's thread in the Front Room.

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Absolute shithole compared to what it used to be

I decided to get out of my normal Baby Dolls routine and venture out to see some clubs that I have not been into in quite sometime - Chica Bonitas, Chica Locos, Spearmint Rhino, and…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

First Time Visit

Though I live in Mass, I usually spend my strip club time in Providence. This was my first visit to Boardroom Cabaret, aka the former Foxy Lady in Brockton. While this club (like…

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Bad News

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2022/11/27/one-killed-one-injured-gentlemens-club-detroit/69680059007/

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Tattoo Model I Like

It's been a while since I annoyed folks here with a tattooed model I like. So, here you go. https://instagram.com/sonyagilliphoto

Politics

Indoctrination and brainwashing at liberal colleges is real

https://www.foxnews.com/us/mother-nyc-heiress-paid-deprogrammer-big-bucks-daughter-brainwashed-college-woke-agenda This is really one of the most pressing issues of our time. When coupled with the crushing debt that many graduates face, it is little wonder how angry and desperate these little liberals have become. I approached college…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Good time with a quick afternoon visit

I'd been to the downtown location a while back, but this was my first time to the midtown location. PARKING I walked to the club so I'm not sure of parking options, but this is NYC so…

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, New York

Support your local strip club

This is basically my local as it's the closest club to where I live and I've been there multiple times, mostly during the early afternoons when it's not busy. It's a decent sized bar with…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Great way to get prepped for Turkey Day

Stopped in to Blackjack's the day before the holiday. There were not many patrons but about 15 girls working that night. Cover was $28 but gave 2 free drink vouchers. As others have said, Blackjack's…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Pink Pony late on a Friday night

This was my first time at a SC and was an impromptu visit, only spent 30 minutes inside as I tagged along with two other guys who wanted to hit the strippy after a night…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Nice Lineup on Paper…

Woke up with a certain thing on my mind… Thought Sugars would be a place to get that gratified. Pulled up Saturday morning at roughly 11am. Husky white dude who I assume is the owner/manager lets…

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Alyssa Milano

With the right make-up, clothing, and professional photography, she is okay. A solid 7, but she used to be a regular top 10 “A” lister. Never been my opinion that she’s that hot, but that’s just me https://images.app.goo.gl/ncd6xyhCWMqmHrbD8 https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/charmed3-900x1101.jpg Anyway, I digress.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

High mileage club

Hey y’all. First time review here so I’ll try to be as complete as possible. I’ll skip the club descriptions as many have done this so please take a look. But this club is smaller. Walked…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Now like stepping into the twilight zone

This review is of a visit two days prior to Black Friday. It's two PM (not AM as in the song), and in the area - my several trips to here have just been to…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

OK afternoon

Visited Black Friday early afternoon. May not be typical. About 8 dancers and maybe 10 customers. No parking fee, no valet, no troll of course. Physical: large space; 3 pool tables available as you walk in,…

Madame Oar's

Binghamton, New York

Divey bard with some decent vibes. pleasantly surprised with the talent

Arrived shortly after they opened at 7. Had a couple beers, not exactly sure how they were priced but I had two local IPAs and then a cheap lager and it came to $15. No…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Gold club silver medal

Decided to go blow off some steam after work went on Black Friday around midnight, the door cover was $10 and I had to empty my pockets and go through a metal detector. Inside the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Decent time, good price, extras hard to find.

I used to be a regular of this club, but stopped going for quite some time due to the same girls working everyday and the limited extras available. I decided to frequent this past Saturday…

FKK Forum

Using seeking.com...abroad?

Have you guys ever tried that yet. I kind of browsed for a little while over in europe. I saw most girls use english in their profiles. Might be something cool to try to pair alongside an FKK journey. If…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Friday Night at Rio

Went on a Friday night. $20 to get in. You get patted down upon entry. It seemed slow for a Friday night, but picked up as time went on. Mix of black, latina…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Extremely hot or cold

This is a combination review from a visit on a Tuesday and Thursday evening. Talk about hot and cold. Set up: there is a window at the entrance for covers and ID. Take a right, and…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Humpday at Sassy’s

I stopped by to get a drink and watch the second half of the blazers game. The club was pretty much empty at 8pm on a Wednesday. You enter the club from the SE 10th…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

New VIP chairs are junk. Church pew are better.

This was from 2 visits earlier this month. Arrived early when only a few girls were there. Two of them we’re practicing on the stage and a few sitting at tables. Talked to one…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday Evening - Overdue visit

Perfect timing, it was my friend's birthday this weekend. We decided a nice road trip down to Providence was a good way to celebrate. We went this past Friday 11/26, and arrived a little past…

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Cell phones at work

Look, I'm a dancer and this is something that drives me nuts. I'm wondering if any customers notice, have an opinion, or agree with what I'm about to say. I think that our management and all clubs, should not allow…

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How to Rate Dancers in TUSCL Reviews?

Evergreen98 had a question: "Last month, I stopped at Xplicit during the evening. There were around 15 dancers. There were 2 attractive dancers and the other dozen or so were unattractive, mostly overweight. I spent the evening with the 2…

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Hail to the Victors Valiant...

Hail to the conquering heroes Hail, hail to Michigan The heroes and the best! U of M 54, OSU 23 Two consecutive games in a row!😉😄🏈 Better luck next year, TheeOSU!

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Is Pole Work Still a Thing?

I honestly don’t know but it used to be. So, sit back on the sofa, have another bon-bon and enjoy the show: Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVAWfEQABXo Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqI2pr16IJg

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How has TUSCL changed stripping ?

It occurred to me that my SC habits are very different than before TUSCL. For one, I scoured all the clubs, trying to find the best experiences. This was inefficient but also had an element of surprise and fun when…

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A girl asking who else I played around with

I really dislike this. Last night a girl who I've seen OTC a handful of times asked me who else I played with in another club that she used to dance in. I've known her for years and…

Tijuana

11/28-29

Yo! Anyone going to TJ 11/28-29. My ATF2 cancelled her trip. ATF1 is retired for now. So party on! PM me if easier. Haven’t been to TJ since August. I plan on exploring CC a bit more. See…

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Do customers ever die after dances/private rooms?

I once had a dude's heart stop after I gave him a few dances and we needed paramedics to rush him to the hospital. He survived 😁

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Quandary

Ok so I am currently facing a live quandary. I have 2 girls looking for OTC action tonight and I can only accommodate one. Girl 1 is my weekly who is looking for an extra meetup to make ends meet for…

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Atlanta Cubanas

What clubs do they dance in on Saturday afternoons?