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Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday Night in the Fall Good but not as fun as it is in March

I visited After midnight from my hotel. Since no more free admission have to take a taxi. Tlll a taxi from ceasars cost like 20 bucks with tip. Wakted in line they scan your id.…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

30 Years Later Still Not Worth It

I had been in this place once or twice 30 years ago and nothing about it inspired me to stop in again even though I passed it many times on my trips back and forth…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Bronze finisher

I needed a break from Kittens & Pans so traveled north to Ricks on LC Way for some fresh talent. It’s been awhile since visiting Ricks so was shocked to see the car wash…

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Mongering now vs. Yesteryear

Do we tend to look back in the past with rose colored glasses. I mean maybe there’s some ITC stuff going on that was crazy I get that, Times Square, the combat zone, or wherever BUT I just could never…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Nice time at PT's

Stopped in after work at about 6:00 PM on a Thursday. Bob was the manager on duty, he said the cover was $20 which included one non-alcoholic drink. The cover is more later…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

As with much in life, some +'s, some -'s, but mainly +'s...

For those not familiar with the DC/DMV SC scene- wanted to provide an update on PM-Springfield- which is one of the clubs in my regular "rotation" in that area. First - the logistics. It's located…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A fun time at Atlantis in he afternoon

I had a reasonably fun time for a reasonable price. I was visiting Tampa Bay area to escape NE winter weather for a bit. After some research on this board on this club and OZ…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Wed night visit

Decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. Walk in there’s an adult book shop to your left, club entrance is on the right. Paid the cover, got the standard pat down and head in.…

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Robbing A Strip Club

I was watching this Jelly Roll music video the other day. A big part of the plot is robbing a strip club. https://youtube.com/watch?v=U6fAy0yV5OU&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE This got me to thinking, as one of the few businesses that are still cash heavy, why aren't…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

More of a Puddle than an Oasis

After seeing a couple of recent positive reviews I decided to give The Oasis another try... The club is easy to access being near the airport across from several large car dealerships (keep driving a little…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

New Years Eve

I showed up at around 2am on New Years Eve. Immediately was accosted by a young Venezuelan girl and I ended up staying with her the whole time. She told me that everything was on…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good looking but not much daytime action

Rolled up on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is located in back of an antique store and near to a hotel. It's not too tough to find, and parking looks plentiful and safe.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Closure dates.

I was informed by management that the club will be closed Feb 6 and 7 and will open at 2PM on Feb 8. Movie shooting.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Afternoon Delight

All the details of HiLiter are in other reviews. There is no cover if you go in the afternoon before 5pm. After that, there is a cover charge. The bar on the right as you…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Dancers run, customers follow

I worked as a dancer here for about 3mo For Dancers: the manager is a pervert and will literally act friendly sit next to you and then next thing you know he’s fondling your boobs— like…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Sugars offered a great time for a first visit.

My first visit to Sugars was mid week and during the afternoon.It is a large club with plenty of parking. Upon entering you go through a security check before paying the $5 cover. The main…

Politics

No man on earth is truly free, All are slaves of money or necessity. Public opin

“No man on earth is truly free, All are slaves of money or necessity. Public opinion or fear of prosecution forces each one, against his conscience, to conform." ~ Euripides ~ Occupation: Greek Tragedies Playwright ~ Born c. 480 BC Salamis ~ Died c.…

Tijuana

[First timer] Reducing risk & Big thanks to SenvinHagnaur

First of all, big thanks to @sevinhagnaur for his comprehensive guide. If you are like me and want to avoid risk as much as possible, follow his comprehensive guide to beginners - it is absolutely useful (posted on Oct 11th 2022)…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Once you go Italian.......

Today was just amazing. My girl is back at Lookers. Was off almost 2 years in a relationship and she is back. The club is the same crappy former Wendy's. Center stage. Two rows of benches…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Well worth the trip

Atlantis. True to its name, it is lost to most that pass by. Rarely do I see a bunch of cars in the parking lot. Speaking of parking, that's going to be your first $20.…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Not as good as I had hoped

I thought i had heard good things about the Sunday dayshift crew at Lookers, so I checked it out for myself. The parking lot was about half full. The door girl was average.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Deja Vu might be back?

I visited Deja Vu on Tuesday, January 17. I got to tue club around 11. I actually started at Pure Gold but it was beyond dead and disappointing. I heard DJ had gotten better and…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Above average, enjoyable visit

Review from a few months ago. Lots of dancers, ranging from 3-8s. South Philly place, it's pretty much by itself with not much around. I was pretty drunk when I got there, so know there…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

No hustle makes a boring visit.

The parking lot was pretty empty when I arrived. The very hot doorgirl loved to flirt and compliment while scanning my ID and offering to change a $20. Inside the club was dark…

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Welp

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article271798172.html Looks like I can cross SouthSide Johnny's off my list. I do not like clubs where bums/thugs/pimps feel like they need to reenact gangsters from a 90's hood movie. We go to clubs to see titties, ass, and pussy leave…

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Valuable Asteroid

An asteroid orbiting between Mars and Jupiter is believed to have enough iron, nickel, and other minerals to be worth $100 Billion for every individual on earth. It’s a chunk of metal 140 miles in diameter. We are sending a…

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I feel like such a creep…

I got caught gawking at the gym https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/1880172/

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Saturday Night Visit. Improvements coming to club

Before I start, the question, how were the people always confuses me. One of the choices is 8. Hot and Friendly. I don't want to ever say 1. Penis shrinking and worthless.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday AM was A OK

I swung by on a Saturday about an hour after they opened. Plenty of parking. Club details are pretty well known, seating area/bathrooms to the left as you walk in, two stages as well.…

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Tell me all about it (LDK/Cumming in Pants)

Okay, I have been frequenting a club about 3 hours from my hometown. And the two times I visited this club I find one dancer per visit who knows how to get it done and give me a LDK. This…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Two for Tuesday

I was in the area and finished up work so decided to stop by for Happy Hour. There is plenty of parking and can’t imagine that the lot would ever be full. When you walk…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Never Know What You Miss!!

Posting my monthly visit to PP (actually it has been about 2 months since my last visit!). I used to go to Oasis Goodtime, but as this group knows OGE is closed. I try to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Disappointed

I had one night to spend on a business trip before heading to Orlando the next morning. Had heard so many great things about this place that I got excited as soon as I…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

New girl

I've reviewed this place a few times before, which isn't surprising as its the one place that I need to go to if I'm ever in the area. On this occasion, I went along on…

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Road Trip Mega Thread : South

But NOT Florida, Florida deserves it's own thread just because so much there. Anyway maybe Virginia and West Virginia on down to Georgia and across to Arkansas and Louisiana. Any reccomendations for travelers for you guys in the south down…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Consistent

I’ve been going here occasionally for a while and I keep coming back because I know what to expect. Nothing crazy, but rarely if ever a let down. They seem to have their system down…

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Anyone try Sanctuary or Just Enuff?

Are they worth the drive out there

Drew's OTC Maiden Voyage

I became a regular with a local dancer over the past few years and enjoyed lots of ITC fun with her. In general, if I was going to the club in question I was going to see her. A solid 8 in my book and very sensual, she made dances, VIPs, etc. sexy and not mechanical like some lesser practitioners do. Also, she was clearly bright, so it wasn’t a huge surprise when she hung up her heels to complete studies and work in her target field. It was a bummer though! When she announced her departure via IG, I DM’d her and left the door open to a OTC meetup. She seemed willing…

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You Think You're Having A Bad Day....

At least you aren't Joseph Ossai. Fuck me!

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Weekdays

I enjoy stopping by herb in the street shortly afternoon on a weekday afternoon about every other week. There is always great parking, when you walk in you are greeted by a bouncer and simply…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

Eglin East Gate

Club Matador has grown on me over my time spent in the panhandle. Lately (on my infrequent visits), I'm seeing more attractive amd complete lineups on Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights than in the last…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Weekday Afternoons

I stop by shortly after lunch on Tuesdays or Wednesdays about every other week. Nothing at all new with the facility. Walk in the door greeted by usually two doorman and offered a table. I…

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Good Clubs in NJ/PA

Looking for a club where I can make consistent money ~ so a club with decent traffic Young, curvy/thick brownskin, w/ pretty face I have perky DDs and a tight big ass - so a club that hires thick girls and black

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Looking for Good Clubs in NJ/PA

I stopped dancing for a period but need extra money- looking for clubs where I will get somewhat consistent money- doesn’t have to be anything crazy but sick of clubs where you leave with less than $100. I prefer bikini…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Saturday afternoon is getting better

For those that have never been, as you walk in the bar is to your immediate right, and further down to your right is the bathroom. To your immediate left is the raised stage, further…

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Follies is still fighting, but it's not looking good

Strip Club Faces Skeptical 11th Circ. Panel In Ordinance Row By Kelcey Caulder · Law360 (January 26, 2023, 8:04 PM EST) -- The Eleventh Circuit on Thursday seemed unlikely to revive a strip club's claims that…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Havana north

If you like Cubanas of all shapes and sizes, this is your place. Free parking on the south side of the building. Looks like there might be a valet on the north side.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Full house

The night started just before midnight. The place was packed and very hard to find any place to sit near the bar. Center stage 3-4 dancing while plenty of table side dances were happening…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Viewing the Vu

How does Springfield only have one strip club? That confounds me - state capitol, more than 100k people, and not a lot of other clubs around the area - more than 30 minutes at least…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Getting Hitched

This is my first review on this site so go easy on me. Originally I wanted to review another club, Flamingo in South Hackensack, but it was dead as hell with just one girl on…

Politics

Forbes Article:A Deflation Alert Hidden in the Latest CPI Indicators

https://apple.news/A8Y4vs0SNQNyP2JB3lHsYTA I can’t tell you how many detractors I’ve had regarding this topic since the summer of 2022, mainly SkiDumb, Mark, and Rickyboi. Feels great to have some vindication from Forbes backing me up on this topic using pure analysis, in…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

recommend if you are just looking to have a few drinks

ok so I was at greektown AREA doing some hanging out with friends and figured we might take a shot at legends. we walked from greektown casino its a few blocks and feels safe. …

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

3rd 2AMer for this Columbus OH club

COLUMBUS, Ohio — One person was killed and three others were injured on Sunday in a shooting near a strip club in Ohio, authorities said. According to the Columbus Division of Police, officers responded to reports of a shooting near The…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

So much has changed but a decent time nonetheless

What a difference a few years makes. This club has really changed dramatically, in some ways good and in others not so much. For starters, When I arrived, the security guy had me come in…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

On the upswing

Stopped in on a Saturday around 1am. Parking lot full, parked on street across from club. $22 entry fee at window before entering large door. Walk in it's super dark need a minute…

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Greensboro NC 2 am-er

6 Injured, 1 Dead after Greensboro Nightclub Shooting GREENSBORO, N.C. — Greensboro police have confirmed seven people were injured during a shooting at a nightclub overnight. Officers have identified one of the victims as 36-year-old Cedric Monroe, who they said died from his…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Great Time at Buck's

It was my first time in El Paso, and after reading various reviews I chose Buck's. I arrived around 11PM on a Thursday. The parking lot was surprisingly full given it wasn't a weekend. The…

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Only In Floriduh - Onlyfans Model Sues Her Kids Schooldistrict

Mom sues her kids school district after she claims school staff had shared nude photos of her. This is her second attempt to bring a lawsuit to the school district. First one was dismissed. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-onlyfans-model-suing-her-150725455.html

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Yeah, the girls were nice…but did you try the $12 lunch special!

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership I played hooky from work and I enjoyed…

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Everyone Is Moving To Maryland with McNutty

Maryland is pushing for a 4 day work week. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7mdw/4-day-work-week-maryland I have tried for ever to do this in my own job, it never works. Several school districts in the US have done this with great success. Several who…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Our Go-to Club in Baltimore City

I'll start by saying that I am probably not the typical strip club client. My wife and I have taken to visiting local clubs together in the past few years, and Penthouse has become our…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Daytime Saturday Visit

Came here for the first time, last weekend. Previous reviewers do an--honestly--amazing job of describing it. It is 100%, no doubt, a bit of a dive (I'm being super polite, because that's just…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Friday afternoon

When you get there parking lot is all gravel. I usually park in the far end you can get stuck in if you pull all the way forward. When you walk inside there is a…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

The Harem

The club is located just off route 80 about 8 miles from NYC and walking distance down the highway from the “Bada BIng”(sopranos) strip club , real name satin dolls. I grew up close by…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Ehh… Wasn’t really worth it.

Place is the biggest, but not necessarily the best in the area. Went pretty late at about 12am on a sat. I believe the cover was about 10 or 15 dollars Drinks are as expensive…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Cute Country Girls and anything goes lap dances

To start this is West Virginia. We are not in Miami. All white girls but only about half of them were not fat. Sorry about that ladies. $10 cover charge and…

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Saint tyre

I'm glad no one else was hurt by his reckless driving that led to the traffic stop. When are these case studies going to understand that they are not in harm's way until escalating the situation by resisting, running, grabbing…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

This is a black club.

On another site it was reported that thhis club was mixed ethnicity. That was not my experience in past visits. So I took one for the team and drove over there to check it out…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Only Patron on a Friday afternoon

I arrived at 4:05pm on Friday. First time at this club, but been to many others in the valley. Doors open at 3pm and the sign outside said “Welcome Barrett Jackson visitors -…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

January visits to Delilah's Den

This review will be a combination of 2 separate visits. The first visit was on Monday, January 9. There were 3 dancers there, even though they advertised 6 dancers in their posted Instagram line-up. Before I…

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Celebreties and Strippers

Funny reading. https://twitter.com/Reese__P/status/1618708574779379713

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday early afternoon visit. They have remodeled.

Arrived around 1:30 last Saturday. No Valet or security outside. Security/parking guy inside. Thorough wanding and pat down. $5 parking but no cover. U shaped bar in the middle where most lone guys sit. It is…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Dirty Bird got a clean-up

Was driving by and noticed the new paint job and cars in the lot so I pulled in to check it out. The interior is a huge improvement, not so much the girls. 4 girls…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Barside affection

“The Bit” is a small local’s type club. Right on Rt 46 in Mine Hill. Has a log cabin tavern look to it. At the edge of a middle, maybe lower…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

A few fun nights out with the wife at Palomino

My wife and I were visiting Vegas, so as we normally do we came out to Palomino. We went three nights, Sunday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Transportation: I called the club to schedule pickup, a short…

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Indianapolis suggestions

I’m from Detroit and visit Indy once a month for business. I’d appreciate any thoughts about the preferred city clubs. I’ve been to Brad’s brass flamingo and there are some attractive ladies there who are very friendly and enthusiastic. But…

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San Antonio, LDK?

Gentlemen, I’m headed to San Antonio for work for a week and was hoping for recommendations. I’ve been there before but it’s been years. I don’t drink so I normally get a couple diet cokes, prefer women with big titties,…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

First time was my last time.

Popped in around 3:00 on a Friday. No one on stage. One girl at the bar with a regular. Thought I was between sets so I waited……and waited. A guy kept going from the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Still the best club in NJ

This was my first visit back tp the Playhouse since the pandemic began. I drove by on my way to work every day over the last two years but was too scared to go in.…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Dayson Was Sweet

I began the Saturday night when I crossed the border on foot around 7:00. I tried to park behind Jack-n-the-box, but there was a big “FULL” sign and a line of cars waiting to get…

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Cop Who Slept With Six Male Colleagues Offered $10,000 To Perform At Strip Club

Would you get a dance from her? https://hollywoodunlocked.com/tennessee-cop-who-slept-with-six-male-colleagues-has-been-offered-10000-to-perform-at-a-strip-club-after-being-fired-from-her-job/

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decent experience but nothing out of the ordinary

I was visiting AZ and decided to stop by the Hi Liter since it seems so popular here. Upon reaching there, I drove to the far back side of the parking lot, parked, and walked…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

Bored stop on a Friday night

It has been a while since I tried a club close to home so I thought I would give this a whirl last week to see how it was going. This club has a well…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

No luck on Friday

Pink building right off the highway. Plenty of parking. When you walk in it’s fairly dark with a long rectangular bar that takes up most of the door area. Two poles.…

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Road Trip Mega Thread : Northeast

Hey guys thought I would do a new series, going around the horn with regions of America in regards to strip clubs and maybe you guys could add your 2 cents in your experience whether it be decades or just…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

A True ATL Club

The club is in an industrial part of town right on the outskirts of gentrification. It's easy to find and has plenty of parking. I usually go during the day shift, before 5pm so parking…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

The real deal on THE BARE DEN

Funny my last review was removed because i said nice things about a place i frequent instead of bashing it . The club is clean and nice inside. It’s regularly fixed up and ive seen…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Just an ok time

I went on a Friday afternoon (from 1pm to 3pm). There was no cover. The girls are attractive, probably 7-8 average. I would say half were Russian. Almost all the girls…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

VIP Changes

I got here at 9:00, right when the night shift starts. $10 for parking and $20 cover. This is a small club. When you walk in the bar is in front of you with the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Bottom line -- left with a smile on my face

I don't venture to the clubs often at night, but on a recent Saturday night I was bored so figured why not. I am always curious if night shifts have better girls dancing than day…

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Dranks

Jack and Coke or Run and Coke

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Mediocre Friday night visit

Made a visit to PW last Friday and arrived at 8:15 p.m. There was plenty of parking and was well lit. Admission was free with my hotel key. Happy hour was over (I think it…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Better than average

I usually used to go to COI clubs, but I wanted to try this since this was one of the few open during a pandemic. So it was on my radar for a while. This…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday Evening at Rio: Great Deal!

I'm curious why people don't talk about this place more. I had a great time and am looking forward to going back soon. I arrived at around 8 pm on a Thursday evening. After patting me…

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Prohibited items in clubs

Example: CLUB RULES We want you to have fun, but there are rules. No Guns or Weapons of Any Kind No Condoms or Sexual Stimulants No Phillies or Blunts No Eyedrops No Touching Dancers No Laser Pointers or Flashlights OK I understand the guns but eye drops?

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

A pleasant surprise.

I'm originally from New York, so I wasn't too familiar with the clubs in the midwest. That being said, I wasn't setting the bar too high for The Office, but I was pleasantly surprised. I…

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Aggressive dancers

Anyone ever have a dancer basically smother you so you can't get away from a private dance? Happened to me last night. Got VIP and was very explicit that I was about to go home and my allowance was about…

Politics

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants,

Title couldn’t say it all. "In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. ~ Oscar Wilde

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Draw a Line

I know some of you PL's like tan lines as much as I do so, I thought I'd share this one: https://www.phun.org/galleries/tan_lines/tan_lines.htm

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

TMC girls continue to drive customers away

I had not been into TMC Dallas in quite some time and decided to drop in to see what has changed and how the talent was. This has always been a beautiful club and…

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WARNING! Don't eat bananas wrapped in condoms.

Surgeons extract condom-wrapped banana man ate in ‘hormonal rage’ fit. Full story and photos: https://www.msn.com/en-US/health/medical/surgeons-extract-condomwrapped-banana-man-ate-in-hormonal-rage-fit/ar-AA16OnIy?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Another Baltimore block 2AMer.

BALTIMORE — A man was hospitalized after he was shot in the leg at a nightclub on "The Block" in downtown Baltimore overnight, police said. Officers responded at 1:30 a.m. to the stretch of strip clubs and bars in the 400…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Better in the day then night

I been to Paradizio 2x before. 1st time I arrived there around 10pm. It's $5 before 10pm and $10 after 10pm. They have a parking lot but it's can only fit like 5 cars. Street parking…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

Smoky Neighborhood BYOB Club

Parked in street...normally adequate free parking within a block of club, unless it's super busy. Upon entry, gave BYOB items to bartender (usually Ashley the owner), who is a long-time dancer both here and elsewhere,…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Better view in Savannah? The Oak Trees vs. Cuban Strippers

Savvanah, GA. After midnight. Only option open on this night. Complete industrial area along the river. Plenty of parking. Walk in, guy wasn't at the front, then he comes back in. Cover is $10, waived…

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

Paris Hilton Head, let's be real that was the worst porno of all time, throw that shit in the garbage

Hilton Head, SC. Tuesday night. Big golf community, pretty safe area. I know Mark Messier lives here and Michael Jordan used to live here in the offseason. Plenty of parking, walk in. Very hot, curvy…

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The dugan’s wisest words yet

My brother from another mother recently said “When I go to an amusement park, do I keep things professional and all business? Of course not. Sure it's business for the people working there, but it's all shits and giggles for…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Fun Time at Atlantis

I stopped in on a Thursday night after a less then spectacular visit to DD down the road. It is not a very big looking place, just off 19 south of Oz and DD. It…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

East? I thought you said Weest

West Columbia, SC. Tuesday night. Around 8. Only club in town. Area seemed alright, car dealerships around here. I like me some Bernie's fried chicken outta columbia. Parking lot was pretty full but it wasn't…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A typical visit to the PH

Returning to north Jersey from Atlantic City, I decided to make a western road swing to drop in at Big Pink. It was a long ride and I was beat after a long weekend. Big…

Assets Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Wish I was a little bit taller…wish I was a baller

Walked in with a couple of friends after a night out and the place was decently crowded for a Thursday. The first thing I noticed was that the girls were super super thick and attractive…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Steep prices, but an awesome atmosphere with pretty girls. Would go back!

Was in Denver for a small-group bachelor party. Wasn't really anticipating going to any strip clubs on the trip, but happened catch a glimpse of La Boheme on the way out of a nearby bar…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Top notch club!

First time visiting a club in Dallas. Very impressed with this club. No question the largest club I've ever been in. Very convenient location off a freeway in Dallas and has a large parking lot…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Lunchtime Fun

In town for a morning business meeting. Had a few hours to kill before returning to the airport. Stopped by around 1 pm or so. Nice big parking lot. Felt like…

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Lets play "who can get a dance from shadowcat".

Yesterday at my go to club, Vivide, The place was packed with Cubans. I rarely get dances from them because of their lack of English even though I find a lot of them very attractive. I'm looking for VIP candidates…

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Daytimers - ever been the first and only PL in the club?

I have - usually on a Saturday to see a daytime ATF. Feels weird and PLy every time, but I’m an early riser and get so horny I can’t wait. It’s always is a good way to start the day…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Late night hype!

Cafe Atlantis is a staple when traveling out if yyz. Place has a huge central stage with a stadium style setup with seating on the floor near the stage and an elevated platform with seating…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Post Pandemic Fun

Haven’t been to Beemers since COVID. Environment and atmosphere hasn’t change and fun. Wrap around bar in front of several stages. Only one in use as it was a slow Wednesday evening. They don’t open…

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One Man's Bizarre Attempt To Eat Lunch at Every Strip Club in Detroit

All I can say is that it wasn't me. https://mix957gr.com/one-mans-bizarre-attempt-to-eat-lunch-at-every-strip-club-in-detroit/

Taboo

Montego Bay, Jamaica

Worth a visit if you are new to Jamaica

20 US entry fee It was very slow only about 10 or so customers and maybe 10 dancers. The dancers were a mixed bag, some a bit heavy but 3 were attractive. Had a lap dance…

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Home Depot Husband Hunting? What about wife shopping?

If tik tok women are going to try to go to Home Depot looking for a husband, then where should "gentlemen" go for a wife? Victoria Secrets?

Vivid

New York, New York

Fun and Expensive

Literally across the street from my hotel. Arrived around 8:00. $20 cover mandatory coat check. Two bouncers checking ID’s cover collected around the corner. Host showed us to our seats because of…

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Hair color

What hair color do u man-whores prefer? What is acceptable? What is an automatic hell no rejection? Bored and curious. I've been frying my shit to that obnoxious hooker blonde shade for years and kinda angry to find out I look…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun Daytime Visit

I noticed from following the Paradise IG there were some new dancers so I thought I’d stop by during their Wednesday specials to check it out. The layout is the same with a square stage…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Latinas at the post in the afternoon

Went on a Thursday to see some latinas Francesca and graziella Both very curvy Ordered a beer with the barmaid prices are reasonable I think $5 I saw my friend francesca I have seen her in the past…

The Woods Cabaret

Harlingen, Texas

Good topless only club near Harlingen

Personally, I prefer fully nude as I'm not much of a drinker, however it is a good topless-only strip club near Harlingen. Entry was $10, beers were around $6 and sodas were $3. Lapdances are…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mini Mart of Happy Endings

This club opens up at 11am. I arrived at 12pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot. It had been a long time since visiting a club. I will be honest. I was just…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

First visit to Midway Invader - will return

Had my first visit to Midway Invader in December 2022. I am an out-of-towner and my go to place is Cafe Atlantis but I thought I would try something new. Like most strip clubs it…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Daytime breathless visit

Went by here a couple Saturdays ago in the afternoon It was a little early my plan was to go early and do a vip with this hot little dominican Perla I have seen her there…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

My goto place in Puerto Rico

Ok! So I haven't reviewed this club for a while. This has become my club to go mostly on the account of the ladies. Last time I went there was on the 23rd of January.…

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AFC / NFC This Weekend

Who wins it? I think most people would pick the Eagles for that match up. The line keeps changing for KC and Cincy. It appears at the moment most of the money is on Cincy. Always felt bad how…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Fun weekday afternoon visits

I visited this place twice during the last week of December during the afternoon. It’s been a month but I think it was a Wednesday and Thursday. As has been mentioned the place…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Been a long time

First time I’ve been to Lace in about 5 years. A girl that worked here was a good friend and we stopped talking for some reason. Anyway, I pulled in around 9. I…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Had a Fun Time!

Went alone after midnight. Place was clean, a little dark. Music was good, not too loud. Lots of beautiful girls. I prefer skinnier chicks, and there were a good number of them there. All the…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Have been twice and will go again

I stopped while driving home to Cleveland from Michigan. It was a little after 11pm on a Monday night, two dancers maybe a couple other patrons. I chatted with one of the dancers asked about…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollie's is Back, Better than Before

I read here on TUSCL that Dollies was back in business, so on a Sunday mid-afternoon I walked in. The lights were all on, and no music was playing, and no dancers were evident...so I…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Been here several times - overall good experience

I guess you could say this is my local club and I have been here probably about 20 times over 2 years. There is an annual membership of $10, but that eliminates cover charges…

District

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Has promise, probably wait for the weekend

Went to check this place out my last night in San Juan. got there 10:15 and cover was 20. I took an Uber there, I didn’t see a parking lot. When…

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Every Reality TV Hosts Are Being Replaced with Robots

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxnm5q/even-reality-tv-hosts-are-being-replaced-by-robots Pretty soon I will be replaced by a robot attempting to be witty. Scrub will be replaced by a robot who just yells at everyone and nicespice will be replaced by a robot that just sends links to Olive…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Satisfied Saturday

Pretty rare for me to hit up Pandoras on a Saturday. But the stars aligned, and the opportunity presented itself. Walked in the club early afternoon. The layout hasn’t changed. One main stage in a fairly…

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R/Phoenix community votes on best strip club to take a girlfriend

https://www.reddit.com/r/phoenix/comments/10l2zal/best_strip_club_to_take_your_gf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Winners: Jaguars with 6 votes 2nd place is a tie between Bourbon Street and Christie’s with 4 votes Judging by the number of upvotes on a comment, I probably could bump Bourbon to #1 spot with Jags anyways, but idk. 3rd…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Rainy night

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

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Strip Club Playlist Devoted to Blah

This is a thread devoted to what you would play for Blah while she is dancing. Right before getting 🔪🔪🔪 of course 🥰🥰🥰 Miss Murder by AFI https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jMxU2ToSunY Girl Anachronism by Dresden Dolls https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8s1ST8zJChc Milk and Cookies by Melanie Martinez https://youtu.be/QLdxy7Up2Cg If You Feel…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Afternoon on Hawthorne Blvd.

For several years, I frequented the Jet Strip but only in the afternoon. My work took me into that area and they had a killer daytime lineup of ladies who stayed around a while.…

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A strip thinks I'm creepy and spreading it around a club.

I went to a club and had a really good time with a stripper. Well she asked me to meet up OTC. Text her and we made plans. She then cancels literally at the time that I was there. About…

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This is how you win Twitter

Boobs. https://twitter.com/AmericanHussy/status/1617660846473347072?t=4ZJSy8FQU2EQXByaeF2Cmw&s=19

Tijuana

Cell Phone Discretion

Hey mongers, I’m coming to you for some wisdom based on your many years experience. For background, I’ve been going to TJ for about two years now, and have a significant other here in the states. I live in Cali, so…

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Annnnddddd....

A new TUSCL member is born!!!! https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cnou_WlMhl_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Politics

Ukraine

Several senior Ukrainian officials, including five front-line governors, lost their jobs Tuesday in a corruption scandal. They’ve been skimming millions of dollars from money pouring into the country, primarily from the US. This follows a Christmas shopping spree in Paris by…

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Ash Lounge in Phoenix

This club is on 19th Ave between Indian School and Camelback. It has been there for decades and went by a name I can’t remember. All reference to it has disappeared in the review section. It looks like they lost their…

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Where do you buy your outfits for work girls?

Best Brick and Morter Stores and best online stores?

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Moving Things Forward

I've been interested to read some of the recent posts about the intersection of clubbing and SA, as I'm currently dabbling in both, though with limited success. I wondered, therefore, what my major sticking point might be, and I've stumbled…

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So…..what do we want from TUSCL?

The reported demise of Stripperweb caught me by surprise because in some ways SW was what I thought TUSCL should be. It’s been a real long while since I’ve been on there, but they had different rooms to discuss TV,…