Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places.....

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FLAP3000
Mar 21, 2023, 11:52 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Located in the heart of Georgetown Seattle, Kittens is a stones throw from Lumen Field as well as T-Mobile Park. Hybrid area between industrial, business, and some residential. Club is on the main street. Sign is lit up well, kinda hard to miss when driving by.

 

Arrived Monday about 11:30ish (PM) - Tons of parking. Parking lot is big and in decent shape - compared to a few other clubs in Seattle proper. They have a security dude standing outside watching the lot. I walked in and paid my cover charge and was escorted in by the server/bartender/hostess/etc. She was very polite and sweet - not to mention sexy. Probably a former dancer, or occasional dancer.

 

Club is dark with typical round tables and cloth chairs arranged in rows - plus couch seating on the corners. 2 stages, one kinda like the warm-up stage and the large main stage to the left when you enter. Probably seating for about 75 - 100 or so at full capacity. LDA in the back - towards the right behind the bar - is relatively private - higher backed pleather seats lined up, never counted but roughly 12 or so give or take in that area. There are also the VIP rooms in the back as well. The dancer Winter/Naima will offer to give you a tour. Don't let her take you back there. She's a scammer and ROB. In fact, don't let ANY dancer give you a tour of the rooms.

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