Stir Crazy. Was it Crazy? No. Did it Stir? A little I suppose.

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money, girls sitting trying to drink & smoke hookah vibe) so I headed to Stir Crazy. Arrived around 11:30 Sunday night. Cover charge was 15.00. I was kind of shocked by that, particularly as I only paid 10 for my super brief visit to Playmates which is by most considerations, a better club.

Bottled beer was 8.00. Club was light and there was seating throughout. I posted up at the back side of the bar. Only one stage in operation, which is always a negative for a club because if you are not interested in the girl on stage, you have 6-9 minutes of watching TV or looking at your phone. Girls do two dances, one topless and the second nude, though some get naked during the first song. It is not a super stage performance club, and generally girls were just going through the motions. Distance of the stage which is within the bar makes it hard to tip the girls, which for a club of guys not trying to spend money is fine by them. After the dance girls come through for a formal tip walk. They don’t miss a person. When guys aren’t spending money, as was pretty much everyone else but me on this night, the tip walk is really the only source of money for the girls. This is NOT a throwing money type club.

As for the Girls, I noticed that the girls were on average prettier than I had seen before. Mostly natural, with maybe 2 sets of fake boobs and no (at least obvious) fake asses. Personally I like all that fake shit, so as far as the shapes go I would have been happier at Playmates, but I was looking more for comfort than man made bodies on this night. No overweight girls, and only one who would count as being thick. Very natural in the body department. Only about 10 that I saw, but a dancer told me that there were about 20 with some in back. Seemed to be some girls hanging out, who were likely off duty dancers at the club. Would have added some quality to the night but they fit the mold of the dancers at the club on this visit. All Latina, all seemed to be Cuban, don’t know if any spoke English except for one.