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Set course for Saginaw!!

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

Have you apes seen this shit? mlive.com

That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a Detroit trip. Detroit ladies, there is a frickin’ lion with a sloth bud comin’ your way. Just stay out of the way of my Tesla cause I’ll be loaded when I come into town. ROAR!!!

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shailynn

I wonder how a sloth works getting a lapdance.

In a sloths world is a 3 minute lapdance like a 60 minute VIP session for humans?

If you wait a couple weeks jackslash will be back from his trip and he can take you guys to the museum.

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drewcareypnw

Set course for VAGinaw!

Sorry, I just wanted to write that. That is all.

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