Have you apes seen this shit? mlive.com
That is one badass sloth. Imma bring him a stylin’ suit and bust him out of the hoosegow. Maybe he can be my wingman on the subsequent a Detroit trip. Detroit ladies, there is a frickin’ lion with a sloth bud comin’ your way. Just stay out of the way of my Tesla cause I’ll be loaded when I come into town. ROAR!!!
Set course for VAGinaw!
Sorry, I just wanted to write that. That is all.
Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel fr...
Imma share my rickish New Year’s resolutions - my ricksolutions if you will. And you should view ‘em as rick solutions to your lives. 1. Drink more Jack. Hell…this rick put some Jack in his bubbly for the New Year’s toa...
"For many, the gentleman’s club is simply a place to unwind, where loud music, cheap beer, and attractive women intersect. It’s a setting that offers an easy escape from day-to-day life, a spot to spend time with friends...
Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts? The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stu...
Prior to January of 2024, when I started SCing on a regular basis, I had only been to a strip club twice, summer of 1999 and spring of 2000. There was quite a contrast between these two clubs. One was the higher end,...
I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...
I’ve been getting reports of fake lions posting on the interwebs. As a real lion Imma go all wildebeest on their asses. The honorable rickthelion Chair, High Council of ricks ROAR!!!...
There is an Isaac Asimov quote that is something along the lines of education is something you cannot finish... (an ongoing process, as there is always more to learn) I would be inclined to agree. I'm of the mind tha...
I wonder how a sloth works getting a lapdance.
In a sloths world is a 3 minute lapdance like a 60 minute VIP session for humans?
If you wait a couple weeks jackslash will be back from his trip and he can take you guys to the museum.