Redneck Dive Bar with Cheap Beer and Cheaper Dancers

Redneck dive bar with dancers. Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. Plenty of parking and wasn't charged a cover. When I walked in, everyone turned around and checked me out, apparently was all regulars, about 10-12 sitting at the bar. Beers were cheap, I think only $2-3. Bartender probably was pretty good looking at one point, but that was at least 25-30 years ago. In spite of this, she took great pride at occasionally flashing a bit of pussy when when she bent over to get a drink from the cooler. I was sitting at the end of the bar, so got plenty of attention from her. There were only three dancers and none interested me at all. They were all on the thicker side with curves where there shouldn't be any. They were content to sit at the bar with the regulars and drink beer. I was only there for about 45 minutes and did not see a single one go back for a dance. It looked like the dances were in a reasonably private area (given the crowd anyway) and could be had for $20.

When you walk in the long bar is in front of you with a couple of video poker games at the far end of the bar. Circular stage was barely used, but they did take tops off. About ten tables with chairs, all but one was vacant. Looked like there may be more towards the back, but did not venture back there. The place is pretty much out in the middle of nowhere, so if you happen to be in the area, you might stop by as choices are so limited. I hope I don't find myself in that situation. It's places like this that give Alabama a reputation that is not deserved in some of the cities.