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Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Demure Brazilian and Other Sundries

Bottom line advisory before getting into the mandatory details: Based on this and previous experience, this place often doesn't have enough dancers working afternoons. I was there from around 2-4 pm, and only saw 3…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

I tried again.

After being scolded by Moderators for too much detail, I stopped in for a second chance at Vixens. Looking for the blonde from last time and she was there. Had to wait an hour while…

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All Boobies on Deck

I’m not one to follow Fútbol and find it rather boring. Only slightly more exciting than watching golf, basketball or paint drying. But every so often they’ve got this thing called the World Cup which is a worldwide (except…

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Your current porn favorite?

Brooklyn Gray My intent is for the answer to be a single individual. So I'm sending this before I violate the guideline and make it a list. Not easy...

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Finals: Detroit vs. Miami

Rules real quick, we count the cities suburbs in this contest (substitute city for metro) If you don't have first hand experience in one, go off what you read on here or what one would you would rather hit next.…

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Age is a cop out...

Some here constantly say that older men have no option but to pay young women for sex. But I'm seeing a lot of older men with younger. Sometimes much younger women. And they have normal relationships. I know a 47…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Hot time with a cutie!

Got there about 1:30pm. You can’t miss it. They have a sign and it’s across the street from Wax. No entry fee for day shift. Restroom is directly to the right when you come in…

Tijuana

Staying anonymous at Cascadas

Do most of you guys just give fake names when you book a room there for few nights?

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

And Tonite on 60 mins lol….

Went by pinups for a quick hour trying to burn time before I had to meet a contractor near by. Normal walk in no cover as it was like 4:30pm, id check, pat down, and…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wouldnt call it you typical strip club

Gated parking lot. At the entrance, it's your typical adult toy store. On the left door is where I walked in to see the girls. I was expecting to see dancers but greeted by a…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A chill experience like no other

The GoGo Rama is the ultimate chill experience in the strip club game. Especially on the weekdays. Got there on a Tuesday night around 730. There was about 5 customers there. Like 12 dancers. There’s…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

All Bad

I stopped by Fantasy Land on Wednesday at about 3:00. It is the same old place it has been for the last 25 years. It is on the old Rt. 30 half way…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Spruced up worth a visit

The old Shimmers has transformed to Trophy's, not much has changed as far as the layout & basic vibe. Two stages across the room from each other, horseshoe bar on the far side of the…

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Dancer threatened me

This dancer has previously been to jail for frauding over $10,000 via identity theft etc. However, it was a very short stay because she paid bail and then paid more fines in court. IMO she took advantage of a…

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! Don’t get all gooey on me.  You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all choked up about Christmas. But this past…

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Pay more to get more

If its your first time with a dancer and shes vague but says this line to try to get you to buy VIP, do you consider that a ROB? What if youve gotten a few dances with her, know what the…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Serves Its Purpose

This review covers a two stop visit. I stopped in on a Friday afternoon and then again on a Saturday night. This place is a stopping point for me whenever I am passing…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Worth the Extra drive

Bonkers is an odd little place in the middle of nowhere. No cover charge, ever. Cold drinks are served by competent and sometimes cute bartenders. The furniture is beat, like, almost fell off a broken…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Worth it if you are an extraordinary customer

It is huge club middle of nowhere into the woods in White Heaven PA. on Saturday night, paid $20 door fee and got inside. As walked in, surprised by its size, it is huge club.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Broke Down, but didn't leave Broke

I was driving through on 20 and had to get off (pun not intended) because of vehicle trouble. Found a shop to check out the truck, but they wouldn't be able to get to…

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I found a picture of cacaplop

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Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Meh Saturday.

I arrived around 11pm. They checked my ID and told me $15 for the cover and coat check. I took a seat at the bar while waiting for friends and was greeted immediately by the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Afternoon with the Cheerleaders

In a word, this trip was fine. Found myself in Philly with time to kill on a Thursday afternoon. While I was there, the standard lpdance room was under construction so there was…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

A Nice Place to Escape To

I was in town for the night and decided to walk across the street to have some fun. I hadn't been here in forever because I don't make it to town that often.…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Rainy Wednesday in Lexington

This review covers two visits on the same day. The first was on Wednesday afternoon. I'd just arrived in Lexington and went in to have a beer while I waited until time to…

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Final Four: Providence vs. Detroit

Face off to see who takes on Miami in the finals. Both give you a good reason to make the trek and freeze your ass off while doing so this time of the year. Let’s get it started.

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OTC WITH SKIBUMS WIFE RICKS DAUGHTER OR 25S DAUGHTER.

Skibums wife is a 60 something year old nurse but hives it up for free coz she's swinger 25s daughter has bad genes. He's short fat and senile. Rick claims his daughters are hot. And I'm sure he grooms them to…

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WOMEN GETTING LESS MATERIALISTIC??

I'm noticing this with women and especially younger girls. They appreciate the small things a lot. They fall really hard if you make them feel special. They try to help you save money when you go out. Dates are more about the…

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Weird dates?

What weird stuff have you done on a date. There was a dancer and we were gonna go out. She called me saying she needs me to help her and asked me to go to the mall with her. And…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Sunday Funday

Club Fantasies is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and when you go inside, you see that it is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Santa Knows, It's Nice to Be Naughty

If you're looking for the unabridged version, go here https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=390869 This is a quick review of Wednesday's Christmas Party. I arrived about 3. There was a $10 cover for non-Lust members. For the $10 you got a…

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The Great Cuban Exodus

Ok figured you guys might be interested to hear about the local Cuban dancer drama. My metro are was one of the first to reopen clubs during covid and doesn't require and dancers license. So a ton of Cuban and South…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

What a weird night out

I was only in Des Moines for the day. Since COVID hit, the Columbus, OH clubs have been a bust. Minx was about a mile from my hotel so I decided to give it a…

Politics

Brittany Griner freed in exchange for arms dealer Bout

That's a good news, bad news situation, we need to pass some type of regulation that prevents our people from being able to visit countries in some way that compromises our national interest. Not really sure how that might work,…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

As advertised, although ended disappointingly

First vacation back to the coast in a while. I made an excuse to hit Pompano, and find a couple minutes to break off towards Cheetahs. I won't go too much into the layout because…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I felt welcomed immediately

Came into Dallas for work this evening and decided to stop by the famous Baby Doll's before checking into my hotel. Immediately, I'm shocked by the size of this place. Something something bigger in Texas.…

Tijuana

Seeking advice from the veterans (Puta burnout)

As the title mentions, this is a post seeking some advice. I'm a 20-something who has paid for sex almost 40 times. The most recent time was at HK, and I couldn't help but notice that I don't like it as…

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Forget strippers, real life questions

Do shower curtains go inside or outside the tub. The internet providers mixed answers.

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Will be going back...

As others have mentioned before, this is not a typical club/bar. This place is definitely in the woods and you should be very careful on the road there because it's a really narrow two-way road.…

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A surgeon looked at 7 clitorises under a microscope...

A surgeon looked at 7 clitorises under a microscope and found they're packed with 10,000 nerve fibers. It could be a game-changing discovery. Full story: https://www.insider.com/surgeon-counts-human-clitoris-nerve-fibers-for-first-time-ever-2022-11?amp=&amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM=&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark#ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.insider.com%2Fsurgeon-counts-human-clitoris-nerve-fibers-for-first-time-ever-2022-11

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Affirmation that they are not "whores"

Is it something in the water? Seriously. Lately I've run into a number of OTC girls who need some type of affirmation that I do not view them as whores. Whether it's a girl who wants me…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back again, Hippo Sunday night

My friend was in town (the weekend before Thanksgiving), he prefers Hippo (over Palomino’s) as we had a nice time on our last visit. We went there somewhat early as it was Sunday night…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Tale of Two Visits

This is a review of 2 visits. I was in town and after reading some of the reviews, decided that this would be the best place to visit since I was staying in the City…

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Final Four: Tampa vs. Miami

Final Four time. If you don't know the rules by now, fuck you. Detroit and Providence go head to head on the other side. Right now we got we got a interstate, Florida showdown with the Tampa Bay area vs…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Spicy and Weedy

Visited a couple weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon around 1:00. Sugar's, surprisingly, has been my most visited club. I actually went to Pandora's first but the cashier was like "just so you know we…

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Top 40 members

Interesting that Muddy is among the top 40 ignored AND the top 40 bookmarked members. Longball3000, Muddy and Papi Chulo are the only non-dancers in the top 40 bookmarked.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Lounge

Went to PH on a Saturday. Bar is pink. Plenty of parking. Go in, bar is right there. 2 stages inside of it. DJ booth to the right. Bathroom to the left. Sit down, bartender collects 10…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Nice club near RDU airport

Went on a Saturday night, right at open (6pm). Cover was $10 at the door. Took a seat at the bar, ordered a beer and some appetizers (food here is actually pretty decent). A couple…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

First Time, Nice Place

I went last Saturday with a few friends. Got in for free because my buddy has the membership so idk how much the cover charge usually is but probably the standard $20 or so. The…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Hot Russian Types in Bikinis

Went to Titillations on an early Thursday evening. The dancers were very attractive, but it's a bikini bar, not nude (so they can serve liquor). Mostly Russian or similar, but some variety (1…

Seven Star Massage

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Good time, reliable

I’ve gone here a few times. Always the same, very visible entrance, $60 house fee, great table shower and sauna, massage doesn’t fee rushed and $200 gets full service Older woman but she’ll do anything, pretty…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Royal Treatment At Imperial

First the necessary details Layout: Imperial has two stages set diagonally across from each other each having its own tip bar, a gap, then standard seating, which feels very far from the stage compared to other…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Has potential, but ultimately underwhelmed

Came in on a Tuesday night around 8. There was a $15 cover and the club was pretty quiet with about ~10 patrons and slightly more dancers. There’s a catwalk like stage in the middle…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Pink Palace Rides Again. If you’re looking for the McDonalds of strip clubs, this is your place. Not very nutritious, but cheap and filling.

THE PLACE - This “Pink Palace” is, surprisingly, pink. Neon pink. See it from the international space station pink. Subtle is not this place’s strong point. If you are looking to sneak in and out…

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Detroit vs. Toronto

Final matchup in this round. Miami, Tampa and Providence are moving onto the final four. Right now, we got two really great strip club cities where it's not a matter of if but just how much. Perhaps London, Ontario between…

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Phone getting blown up over the past week

This is not a flex or a brag or anything of the like. I am legitimately curious about whether others are experiencing what I am. Specifically, my phone has been blowing up over the past week. I've been busy…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Fun time for a couple, but a bit too expensive for what we got.

Went as a M/F couple, so maybe a different experience, but the Flight club was a nice clean club with attractive women and friendly staff. If you want to go with a woman and want…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Dress Code

I see there is a strict dress code here. Can anyone explain it in detail?

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Fancy's is my OKC Spot

Ok so I went here shortly after I arrived in OKC. It looks so small from the outside, but once you're inside it's a little bigger. There was no cover when I arrived. Once you…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Shockingly, exceeded my expectations

I don’t live too far away from the good ole ATL, so I decided to give Club wax a try. I have read many reviews and this place seemed interesting, so I told myself, why…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Great quantity and quality of girls

A great place to spend time with good looking girls, with at least 10 girls working in the afternoon shift, and 20-30+ in the evening. Entry is free for the afternoon shift, and varies $10-$15…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Hit or Miss in the Afternoon

Visited CF yesterday, Tuesday in the afternoon. As others have said it is hit or miss with types of dancer and number of dancers. Went through metal detector and had to put keys…

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Daytime Club in Manhattan

All - any good options for a club in Manhattan with a lot of hot girls in day hours - like 2p-6p hours. I feel like this is a tough ask in NYC - everything is so late there. Thanks…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First trip, won't be the last.

I was in Tijuana on a Friday night. I started with a nice visit to HK with an arriba trip with a BG, but always wanted to try Chicago club and figured a Friday…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Ol' Reliable

2pm. $5 entry. No booze. 1 required non-alcoholic beverage each ($5 Gatorade/$4 bottle of water). The recent review that said Doll House looks like someone tried to build a strip club in their basement is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fun time, but hate the new $30 wine fichas

I had one night in San Diego so made a quick trip to Hong Kong and Chicago Club. This was unfortunately a Friday night so I thought it would be super crowded, but it…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Slow start to Saturday night

I had a totally different experience on Saturday 12/3. See the previous review. I arrived at 4:30 and stayed until 7:45 pm. I usually come in on Tuesday or Thursday late afternoon…

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Los Angeles vs. Providence

So far in this round Miami and Tampa move on. After this one here it's Detroit vs. Toronto. But right now sort of weird matchup with this one but fuck it, let's go ahead. Just to reiterate on the rules,…

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Clubs that didn’t survive

This may have been done but I haven’t been around for a while. So this thread is prompted by a comment by @misterorange in another thread (“Covid changed things here. A few of the best spots didn't survive, and…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Nice Time Again

Went to BJs on a saturday in early november and arrived around 5 pm. When you walk in you see a counter with a bouncer to check ID and collect cover charge. Since…

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Indonesia’s Parliament votes to ban sex outside of marriage

calling @reverendhornibastard https://www.marketwatch.com/story/indonesias-parliament-votes-to-ban-sex-outside-of-marriage-01670374565?mod=mw_latestnews Associated Press Indonesia’s Parliament votes to ban sex outside of marriage Published: Dec. 6, 2022 at 7:56 p.m. ET By JAKARTA, Indonesia — Indonesia’s Parliament unanimously voted on Tuesday to ban sex outside of marriage and insulting the president…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Downtown fun

Went in on a Saturday night, the place was pretty full of customers and dancers. You go in at street level but then walk down the dark stairs and see the stage right in…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Faone come back

I had not been in over a year and was hoping Falone was still there. Door girl said she landed a whale sugar daddy and quit. Damn. Best extras in the business. Walked in and the…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

One turned into two

Stopped in after work. Walked in and immediately saw a girl from another club. Snow, stage name, has been around and kicked out of many clubs I believe. But if you want extras, she is…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Have seen better than this.

So went on Saturday night, it was fully packed, entry was $20 for standard and 30 for VIP. Only VIP can get the lap dance, standard is just watching them and throwing the dollars on…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Decent Club.

This club opens at 7pm, I got there around 8pm. The venue was a bit awkward with a horseshoe bar in the back on the east side of the building. One main stage…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora's is still best on the north side

Spontaneous visit to Pandora's on a weekday evening. It's been over a year since I've been in here. Several chicks were working, one stage was active where girls would do two songs, then after…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Curiosity satisfied, no need to return

Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know…

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TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Elite 8: Tampa Bay vs. New Jersey

Just to reiterate, if you haven’t been to an option just go off what you’ve heard on here or what you would rather hit in the future. Dancers feel free to vote on this stuff too. Next one up I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Decided to make a run down to Pandoras to release some stress around 11:30am last Monday. Only around 6 cars in the parking lot, came into the club and paid the 10$ entry fee…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday $10 dance night - no good

Went to Henry's last night to have some fun, and totally forgot that Monday's are $10 dance nights. I actually got there around 6:45pm, in time to catch the end of dayshift and introduction of…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

More talent needed during the day time

Went to Ricks during the afternoon on Thursday. I returned a few times recently after a good experience a couple of months ago. Day time at Ricks can be good IF a hot…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Outerspace is back

It's set up like a neighborhood bar with tools surrounding the bar. It's 10 to get in but the drinks are cheap 3 for a beer. Friendly staff and the customer pretty much keep to…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Second or third stop of the night, not a no. 1

Pretty disappointed, the low quality of selection combined with high prices and mediocre booths made me sorry I went. Allow me to explain. Been here about 4-5 times on convention weeks, this usually brings out the…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

New in rotation

Been here a few times in the last few weeks after taking some time away from clubs with the pandemic and all. It has never been busy and there has always been more girls than…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

Quick stop in and out less than 1 hour.

Dropped by on my way to Nashville. Sunday night around 7pm. No one at the front, however the bar tender hustled around and collected my 6 dollars and gave me a wrist band. Bar is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

One of the Best in SoCal

The Preliminary: Week night visit. Parking was almost full but there is more parking across the street. Got pat down before entering but not aggressively. $20 to enter and $8 for mandatory drink.…

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IS THIS GIRL WORKING IN ANY OF THE FLORIDA CLUBS?

prettiest mugshot of a girl that i've ever seen. https://www.fox13news.com/news/pinellas-deputy-fired-after-dui-arrest

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Dude, Where’s Your Car?

I was in town a few days for work and decided to make Landing Strip my first stop. I’ve had good and bad experiences at this club. So far the bad was outweighing the good.…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Mystique in Bridgeport and Stamford are both Awful Experiences!! Not sure which is worse!

This place is getting even worse! This review is based on a few visits, different evenings and different times: Tue, Thur, Fri and times varying between 4p and 1am. My work brought me to Westport…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Weird but not in a good way

Went with 3 other guys to wrap up a trip because our driver recommended the place. Upon arrival we were ignored at the counter for about 10 minutes. Cover was only $10 but still to…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

Not exactly hopping, but more than I expected.

I had to be in Brunswick, GA again and decided to give the Red Carpet another try. I almost didn't go in when I parked on the side street and saw a half dozen choppers…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament Elite 8: Miami vs. Tijuana

On to the elite 8. Remember all matchups include that cities suburbs as well, not just city proper. COI/Anaheim goes to LA, West Palm and Pompano go to Miami etc. If you don't have experience in whatever city, go off…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Not nude but no air dances here.

I'm a literal newb with dive bars, but I'm going to say this feels like a dive bar. I'm probably not the best person to review bars (not my scene) but I thought I'd share…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Close to my hotel, decent experience but will go somewhere else next time

Once I entered the front door form the street I immediately go up a flight of stairs and go through a metal detector. I arrived around 9:30pm on a Saturday night (with relatively nice…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time Hi Liter Visit

I was in the area, had an hour to kill, so I decided to make my first Hi Liter visit. It was a rare dreary cloudy day in the valley of the sun, so…

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OT: Actress Kirstie Alley, Star of ‘Cheers,’ Dead At 71

Actress Kirstie Alley, who starred in “Cheers,” “Veronica’s Closet,” and “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” has died. She was 71 years old. Alley’s children released the news of her passing in a statement revealing that she lost her battle with cancer. “We are sad…

Tijuana

Parking in San Ysidro

The parking cost at the border is getting a little crazy. I paid over $50 to park for about 16 hours last weekend. Where to you guys park in San Ysidro when you stay in Cascades to keep…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not So Great During the Week

It seems that HK, CC and Adelita's are sticking with their current looks for a while after the renos that each of them did a few years ago. I'm guessing that the Covid Downturn put…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A Saturday afternoon at Fantasies...

Well, it was a boring and rainy Saturday, so I decided to swing by Fantasies and see what was what. I got there around 1 pm. You walk in, and proceed through a metal detector.…

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WHATS ON YOUR PLAY LIST?

My current top 5 https://youtu.be/AhWNDJhghKk Nle choppa do it again https://youtu.be/WPfNtQQLoH4 Polo g bag talk https://youtu.be/1Rgc58HftaE Quevedo Vista al Mar https://youtu.be/tXHhgLkBml4 Jhay cortez ley seca https://youtu.be/PNFZHl1H8zY Drake 21 savage on bs

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Midget bitches

Evwr fuck one? https://instagram.com/drupresta?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= I'd fuck her....

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Trip Report Nov 2023

I'm not going to spend any time explaining the layout of the place since that's been done to death at this point. Nothing much has changed in the past couple of years. The screening at the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Pleasant Diversion

I stop at Sparky’s maybe two or three times a year when I happen to be passing through the area, but always in the afternoon, so keep that in mind as you read this review.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Careful with the paradox of a choice, find a good one and stick to her !

Alright, I decided to visit BabyDolls after reading all the reviews here. This was my first visit to a stripclub ever. I parked the car at the end of the well lit parking lot, there is…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Hit and Miss

Me and my friends decided to go to Palominos and booked their free pick-up. It was around 10:00 PM on Sunday night and after spending some time there, I decided to walk over to Chicas…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Chicas Tuesday

Area: industrial area kinda far from downtown where i was staying for work Layout: walk in and theres a large main area with three main “stages”. One is larger and two satellite and vip area faces…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First visit in a couple years

It was my first visit since pre Covid. A dancer I knew from back then texted me saying she was going back to work. She had been gone since the Covid shutdown then to have…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A very strange start to a mediocre evening

This was a strange experience. No one was at the entrance and I had to walk in to ask the girls on their phones against the wall if they were open. Eventually the…

Politics

Pro Trump = Anti Cubana ?

Trump said Build The Wall, to keep out the Mexicans. His claims that it's an anti-crime measure seem clearly slanderous. Mexico does send us many of its best people. People who will walk across a desert for…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament: Sweet 16 Edition Vote Off

Tournament to see what the best strip club city in TUSCLand is. You can vote on whatever you want. Doesn't matter if you haven't even been there just go off which one would you rather visit in the future or…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls - Memorial Day Vacation Great time

Baby dolls has women from all walks of life and different flavors of culture. My friend and I visited a club in Plano Texas and after spending a few bucks tipping the dancers. We found…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Better Talent than in the past - More dancers and better looking dancers

Had not been to Fantasia for over six months since ATF quit dancing. Seeing that there were a lot of cars in the lot, decided to drop in about 11:00pm Friday for a reconnaissance visit.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Night Reunion Visit

The Candy Store is in way north Phoenix, at least 15 miles from my usual haunts, and not a place I would go without good reason. However, in Richard Head's review of this club…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Coffee, Tea, or LV?

For those who need the description of this place, it’s a shithole with seats peppered in. If you need a clean establishment this isn’t for you. I used to go here and Cheetah’s back in…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

Best in Bakersfield

OK, let me start by saying that I’d been a pretty regular patron at all three of the clubs here in Bakersfield, pre-COVID. I’ve decided to post a recent review for all three of…

Politics

Jailbird Commie Donnie says "terminate the Constitution"

Very few Republi-Cunts condemn the statement, proving that Mighty Joe labeling them "fascists" was 100% spot-on 3rd-grade civics reminder for you MAGA Dipshits -- the asshole took an oath on Inauguration Day to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the…

Politics

Conservatism is dead

Commie Donnie Trump elected in 2016 (after losing by 4 million votes to Hillary) RESULT: Republicans lose 2018, 2020, and 2022 election cycles and will repeat historic losses in 2024 DISCUSS

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Grandview

$20 cover charge, it's a bit much but I guess it's worth it. They do play games and fights on the TV, which is really nice. There is on dancer that I have seen multiple…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Playing pool at golf club

I have been going here at least once a week the past few weeks. Its very laid back and slow paced (which i really appreciate). They have 3 pool tables which are almost always open…

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Feelings

Pl I sometimes ask dancers about the most unusual VIPs they have had. A recurring theme is guys who go back for a VIP to talk about their feelings. I agree. The VIPs where you can express your true feelings…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Saturday night quick stop

So I met a friend for dinner and was going to head home around 10:30, but I was about 20 min or so from Ragtime and decided to stop by. It had been a while,…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Another day at the G

First time back in a long while. Stop by in the afternoon. Big parking lot by and Amazon Warehouse. Parking lot is well lit and very safe, except for some pot holes. …

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What do dancers think of club managers?

One user posted this “If it's a club where I'm a regular and I know the manager as well as how he's generally regarded by the dancers, then sure, I might take the chance.” One dancer I know actually quit working…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Best strip club in vegas

Last weekend, I went to palamino on a friend’s tip. I heard CB was close, but didn’t realize THAT close (you can throw a rock from one to the other). So this weekend, decided to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A Disappointing Visit

I came to the Flight Club by Uber and so avoided the $8 valet fee. The club does not have a cover charge in the afternoon. The Flight Club is a large, glitzy venue…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Memorable

After reading Artcollege’s recent review, it prompted me to make a last minute decision and head to this club. I am not purposely going to put an exact day because I am going to get…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Slow Tuesday in August

I was passing through Albuquerque on a hot day in August and stopped in at TD's for a beer or two. The parking lot was half full, typical for a weekday afternoon around 3:30. The…

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DEBATE TOPIC: What is a ROB (Rip-Off Bitch)?

DEBATE QUESTION: How do you define a ROB? And, under what circumstances do you include a ROB in a club review? ==== TUSCL GLOSSARY DEFINITION OF ROB: "Rip-Off Bitch - Dancers who will use any SS [stripper shit] or other techniques to get…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Saturday 12/3

Overall good visit I went to EI last night 12/3 around 8:30pm. First thing I noticed was that the parking lot across the street didn’t have anyone monitoring the post nor a sign up so I…

A tale of 2 ATFs…2.5

So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews) I literally avoided her at HK every time I saw her till Jan. In January, we all wore covid masks so I didn’t recognize her. Until I invited her for a drink, unbeknownst to me, it was HER!!! The one i avoided. (Reviewed) So we had a great laugh. She asked WTF? Why was I avoiding her… i replied that our very first time, the vibe…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament

Just wanted to make a thread to gauge interest if you guys wanted to have head to head seeded tournament anonymousjim style(I wonder happened to him he never finished that last, hope he’s doin alright) to find out what the…

Tijuana

Cascadas hotel room: changing linens

If I'm correctly informed, Cascadas staff won't enter the room during your stay there. My question for you all is, is it possible to ask them to change linens on your bed(s)? I gather there's attendants everywhere, and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ready to go back

This was my third visit to the Cricket and probably the best so far. Self-parking is around the back and feels safe. No cover charge at 2pm. Inside the bar is along…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

No other customers on a Saturday night

Okay, this review will be short, like my visit to Elysium. I arrived around 11:00 on a Saturday night. The parking lot had about 6-8 cars in it. Not a big lot, but certainly enough…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Comfortable place in central NJ providing some satisfactions

I have been to the pink lounge building for over 2 years. Right on Rt 130 South, large parking lot, safe (cameras on building) and clean. The one long bar with 2 poles has seats…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Performance issues, age, in my head or stopwatch???

Haven’t been that active on tuscl. Been busy with real life stuff and some fantasy stuff, anyway i digress. On to HK Trip was Sunday 11/27-30. From SAN to border via 922 (they charging $2.50 now)…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

215

A fully nude club that used to be topless. You can tell it by the empty bar that obviously used to have the bottles there in the past. Not a stage show club. Private dances…

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nicespice as a white chick

https://youtu.be/2SNSX3B_6Uc

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From Honeymoon to Divorce in Hours

I chose not to write this as a drunken rant but now I’m sober and its more of entertainment rather than rant. Last night I was out with pockets full of money intent on having a good time. After a disappointing…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Not Worth It.

Went in the evening, it was quite empty with maybe 6 patrons there, there was a couple at the dance stage tipping this hot chick that was dancing - beautiful, a little extra on the…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Return to Vics. A shadow of it's former self.

So I haven't been back to this old haunt in a while - not since the new exterior. Lighting inside is about the same: you're eyes adjust while you're paying your $10…

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Run ins with strip club security

I recently bought a bottle of water in a strip club and then was stopped by the security guy when I was leaving and told I couldn't leave with it, so I set it on a table and then left.…

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Who?

Jenna Ortega has been named the most popular actress in the world. I never heard of her I didn’t post a picture - just google her While not ugly, I don’t think her beauty vaulted her to #1 Perhaps…

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Philadelphia question

I will be in Philly on Wednesday Dec 7th for a Flyers game. After I want to hit a club. I am most familiar with Oasis, Club Risque, Delilahs, and Cheerleaders (first visit a little over a year…

Politics

Life changing events

George Floyd sparked the defund the police movement Result - Shoplifting is at an all time. You can’t even go into some Walgreen”s or Wal-Marts or CVS stores without finding the damn toothpaste locked up

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Early Friday at palamino

Been a long while since I’ve been to a strip club, and the ones I’m used to are full nude/full bar. I like to drink when I’m at a bar, and don’t see the point…

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Do customers just have no concept of gross?

That worldstarhiphop video that was just posted of that stripper getting ate out (or at least almost) has me thinking... Do most of you just not think about stuff like "I wonder where that's been?" or don't care if someone…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Fun at 10s

I showed up to tens entirely to early, but it was great to get the lay of the land while it was a bit slower. This was my first visit to the location and the…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club with attractive (largely enhanced) dancers

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…

Tijuana

If a ficha doesn't go well, what do you say to the Chica?

Let's say you're having a ficha, and you've got a dead fish on your hands. Or maybe even the ficha is going well, but you've asked about an extra the Chica isn't open to. Either way, if you're…