"What's new at Mirage?" you ask. Fruit flies! Just another symptom of this club's long descent into oblivion.
Arrived after 11pm on a Friday. $10 cover, license scan, no metal detector or pat down. Only 2…
ancientlurker
New York
Joined Nov 2018
Last Seen Aug 2025
Reviews by ancientlurker
review
published 1 mo ago
Afternoon Delight
reviewed by
ancientlurker8.0
Arrived around 1pm on a Thursday. The place is in what I guess I would call a business park. Looked to me like adequate free parking but I took a rideshare from the hotel. No…
review
published 1 mo ago
Avoid the sharks
reviewed by
ancientlurker5.3
Entered after midnight on a Wednesday, no cover, no scan. Fairly busy, guessing 15 dancers and 50 customers. Really big open room, stage in the center, two poles which only go up about 6 feet…
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discussion
started 7 mos ago
"Daddy"
posted by
ancientlurkerA stripper kept calling me "Daddy" last night. I've never understood that. Does she think that I want to pretend that I'm a father being sexually aroused by my own daughter? I don't. Is she…
discussion
started 8 mos ago
Sound meter
posted by
ancientlurkerSomething I've never seen before in a club - a sound meter on the ceiling. If it's accurate, the sound was under 100 decibels most of the time, and never below 90 when music was
discussion
started 9 mos ago
Monitor
posted by
ancientlurkerFYI, they now have a monitor showing the next several dancers due on stage. I like it.
At one point I heard the usual DJ spiel but didn't see him anywhere. One of the dancers told…
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| 2024 | 4 | 5 | 0 |
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