ancientlurker

$10 cover, pat down. Head inside and the 'stage', such as it is, it's like 10 feet long and 5 feet wide with one pole, is an island inside of the circular bar. Chairs around…

ID checked by and $10 cover given to the girl at the door, who was not at all shy about asking for a tip for this "service". To the right from here is the rest…

"What's new at Mirage?" you ask. Fruit flies! Just another symptom of this club's long descent into oblivion. Arrived after 11pm on a Friday. $10 cover, license scan, no metal detector or pat down. Only 2…

A stripper kept calling me "Daddy" last night. I've never understood that. Does she think that I want to pretend that I'm a father being sexually aroused by my own daughter? I don't. Is she…

Something I've never seen before in a club - a sound meter on the ceiling. If it's accurate, the sound was under 100 decibels most of the time, and never below 90 when music was

FYI, they now have a monitor showing the next several dancers due on stage. I like it. At one point I heard the usual DJ spiel but didn't see him anywhere. One of the dancers told…