I mean all I do in my off time is hang out with strippers and I think it's beginning to affect my psyche. I'm starting to even speak strippereese. I've lately been noticing some troubling signs...
-I was at the club the other night and instead of ordering the usual Heineken, I got a tequila sunrise and demanded I get one of those little umbrella's in there. I wanted a pink umbrella to match my shirt but all they had was a blue one so I got kind of sassy and started waving my finger around with my other hand on my hips.
-Last night I turned off the Met game and turned on 90 day fiancé to see what that bitch Paola was up to.
-When I go to the strip club now, I get really into the club drama. I mean really fucking into it. I'm all about it now. Any time I get the lowdown on who the DJ is fucking behind the manager's back I let out a big OH. MY. GOD.
-I had a job interview last week that I just casually showed up 4 hours late for like it was nothing. That's not like me at all.
-And this was the last straw, but today I went to the strip club not to fuck like I normally would. In all honesty I went to see if Daisy thought my ass looked fat in these new jeans. This incident got me very concerned and I think I may need to take a little break here.
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last commentI would not worry about it unless you have continual cravings to go to Olive Garden.
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That doesn't sound like the strippers I know lulz
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Mud! Mud! Mud!
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-I had a job interview last week that I just casually showed up 4 hours late for like it was nothing. That's not like me at all.
Classic
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It's ok until you start using the stripper hand shake.
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Muddy you deserve a like for that post so here's my like! Lol
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the nerve. you pussy!
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I buy nachos and a Red Bull at the gas station and pay with one-dollar bills.
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I’ve also foregone my wallet in favor of my underwear waistband. Works just as well for me.
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But is your phone screen cracked?
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I’m wondering if you showed up 4 hours late to your interview and gave the interviewer a stripper handshake?
If you did - you might be the PL of the Month for May 2021.
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I walked out of the office at 2 PM today because I had made all I needed to make my car payment. My cable bill is due Monday so I guess I have to work Sunday.
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Anyone that send me a text has to wait at least 2 days to get a response back.
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A now I bet you are having issues with your vehicle. How much did you say you need for the repair???
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