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I’m woke as fuck!

It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women, enough is enough! We can strip, we can dance, we can strut our stuff just as good as any woman. Let’s get out there and up on these stages and show the world what we can do too!

I’m outside of Tootsies with Maxine Waters as we speak. No Justice, No Peace!

4 comments

  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    Was that a misspelling, did you mean “broke” as fuck ?
  • rickthelion
    4 years ago
    No... no you’re not!

    I’m a frickin’ lion and if you get up on stage when I’m in the audience waiting for a sexy female hairless ape them imma go wildebeest on your hairless ape ass. ROAR!!!
  • MadMaXXXNYC
    4 years ago
    Uhm... I don't roar, and uhm, I believe I'm woke not broke, but uhm. No. Please. No.



    Thank you.
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    The full Monty meets Mad Mike?

    Remember this classic bit?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=stqG2ihMvP…



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