Is sex with me and 200 bucks really the worst deal on the planet?
Muddy
USA
These strippers and sugar babies just start flipping the fuck out. They get so offended. It's almost become their N-word. First off you getting a a lot of services with all that too, I'm taking you out to eat, drinks on me, I'm basically an Uber we go wherever, I'm playing security, I'm the "Could you run in real quick and get me a monster and cheetos" guy. Point is, your getting a lot of bang for my buck, (and you know what while I mention it maybe we can do multiple bangs please and thank you) And not for nothing many fucking dominoes pizza's does that $200 get you? This is not the worst deal going. You know I think we all feel a certain a way when desperate, meth addicted strippers turn down our reasonable OTC offers, tell me not? It's kick in the balls, World is outta line.
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Sometimes beer nuts are over a buck, but deer nuts are always under a buck
You phrased it like sex with you and spending time with you are among the benefits but she may not see it that way. Think of it like this, would you spend several hours with some random person you have nothing in common with and have sex with someone you weren't attracted to just because they offered you $200?
LOL. Maybe in some places whodey, but not in NYC. He'd be lucky to score an ITC HJ from the skankiest non-English speaking dancer in a dive club in the boroughs for $200 all-in. For an English speaking meth addict actually willing to go OTC with him, he's gonna' have to step up. 😉
It depends on how they size you up.
I once got offered a blow job for a ride home.
I've dated plenty of strippers. Some of the best dates have been driving around smoking weed. Getting food from taco trucks. Go to a view or the beach for car sex. Its about how you make someone feel. Women are emotional.
Har har har har
It is not the worst deal on the planet. But it is the worst deal in North America. And yes, I am including Mexico.
Though you may be in luck with Central or South America based on my conversations with rickthejaguar.
ROAR!!!
2icee goes to taco trucks and beaches by himself because even homeless women won’t go with him for free food.
Very true, luckily I mostly club in the midwest where $200 isn't a bad offer. It will get you a 6-7 in many of the extra friendly clubs. I'd say $250-300 is closer to the average for the better dancers but $200 will get you someone decent.
Your welcome!
azdd Na I'm in NYC. My cousin is in phoenix so occasionally I'm out there.
shai thanks man
subra that dislike on your post is gonna be from me
whodey true
cash i'll give it a shot
IMO, $200 is at the low end of the range, but let's also not call it pocket change. For 3-4 hours of "work" it's $50/hour, with no taxes + dinner at a decent place. And what else can you do in the evening to put two crisp $100 bills in your pocket? It may even be fun (90% of my dates were, or at least very well acted, so they can finetune those skills at a minimum as well).