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Afghanistan ( Current Status )

The other thread on Afghanistan has over 200 comments so it’s difficult to load. This is a place holder if anyone wants to continue the discussion. Here is the current situation - it is estimated there are 45,000 citizens of NATO countries,…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Short disappointing visit

Vacation weekend in Bangor and decided to try out the only club in the area. Turned out to be a mistake and left in a hour. The door fee is 10 in the evening but strangely…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Quick stop, but not too bad

In Windsor so I decided to stop by Cheetahs because it was the closest open option to my hotel. $6 cover to get in around 11pm with a 1 drink minimum. I was traveling through…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Nice friendly atmosphere, good time.

Back to the Treasure Club. It has been a year and I wanted to check out my favorites and any new talent. Entry is 12. They offer a yearly membership for 16 that saves you 4…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

The New Centerfold now Bucks

Wednesday at 5:00 PM after work I stopped by Bucks to see what the new place was all about. The outside looked the same as Centerfolds except the signs that said Bucks. I…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

pretty fun... i'd go back

so went here a few weeks ago on a thursday afternoon like 2:00ish... first let me say when your on your way there you'll be thinkin "this cant be the way" but it is haha...…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Enjoyable weekday afternoon visit

I was in Seattle on personal business so planned some time for a visit to Pandora's Wed Aug 18th; I arrived roughly 2PM. There were 6 or maybe 7 ladies working: Monse, Rio, Anya, Simone,…

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What Level of PL Are You?

Level 0 - You cannot even find a woman who will accept your money for intimacy so you settle for a goat instead. After all buying hay is cheaper than Olive Garden. Level I - You jerk off to the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First visit to Hong Kong

I get to Tijuana an a Sunday around 10:30. Took cab to Cascades and my cab driver went the long way which I don’t understand because I already told him I’d pay $5. When…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hollywood

-------------------------- Wednesday, August 18, 2021 -------------------------- My ID was scanned and I was patted down and sent to the cashier. The cashier let me in for free as a local. I walked past the group in…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

You get what you pay for, and everything is $5.

The club is tucked away on the west side of Central Ave, with a long unmarked gravel/dirt parking lot and lots of flood lights shining down. It's a bit of a run down mess, but…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Don’t howl at the girls at coyote cabaret

I’m actually still at Coyote Cabaret probably be a quick review. I’m sitting at the bar Mr. happy hour four dollars For Dos Equis bottles. They don’t serve draft which I prefer but oh well.…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

An atmosphere that was fun and easygoing. It made for a good night.

On previous tours of Cleveland, I have stayed closer to downtown, but decided to experiment with the suburbs. Crazy Horse is in the airport area, along a main highway, and easy to find and get…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Monday Monday

As the title suggests, it was Monday, not the time for a hot night out. But let's not get too far ahead. Located 1 minute off I395, it is easy to get to. It…

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"why is Florida so wild?"

A friend of mine has gone to Florida and has asked me to post this for him. He has a girlfriend there and she says that you meet the best and the worst people in strip clubs. "A random guy literally…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at The Men’s Club of Houston

Place: The establishment was very nice. It felt clean and safe. I parked in the free parking area and payed a 5$ cover charge to get in. The bar was nice although it took forever…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Meh ... not any better than it ever was

Gold Club in Charlotte isn't anything to write home about, that's the bottom line. It is in a safe-ish part of town, with plenty of free parking in the daytime anyway. It's easy to get…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Complete Bust Friday Afternoon

So I have had good luck at Brad's before, but this time did not meet expectations. I was in town for a bit and decided to head over in the afternoon before heading back home.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at The Ship

Place: Parking was free. I parked at the back and walked in. The cover charge was 7$. When I walked in there were lots of dancers in the main area sitting on their phones. I…

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Onlyfans to ban porn

https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2021/digital/news/onlyfans-ban-pornography-sexually-explicit-1235044904/amp/ Onlyfans is banning porn starting in October. Guess this means some onlyfans girls will move to stripclubs? Guess I'll take a bit of a break until then to get some of these new girls!

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dependable, keep your expectations in check

Bogarts has been described often as a very smoky dive bar and there is no denying that. I still enjoy my time with some friendly folks and fair pricing. Parking is free in the fenced…

Politics

Why are we changing the past?

We live in a world where the left and criminals are allowed to tear down statues; change the names of parks, buildings, bridges and roads; teach fake history such as the 1619 project and just plain simple indoctrinating lies such…

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Seattle/Washington has a mask mandate again

I think it is a matter of weeks before Washington is on lockdown, back to essential businesses only. I wonder what other states will follow—my BFF in Tennessee is a nurse and says the hospitals are over 100% capacity…

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Let's guess nicespice's dancer name

My guess: Snarkerella

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Fucked 3 stripper's and got fucked by 1 stripper all at the same damn time

Yep shot costed daddy a fortune but I'm spending as quick as sleepy Joe and this new socialism country and print it 😂 Had 1 sucking my dick... 1 sucking my nuts... One Frenchie puppies my face with her pussy Kitt And…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Thank god to be open again

Visit:aug 18/21wednesday Time: evening Place: was busy lot of girls atmosphere was good music ok a lot of selections to chose from. Spent: between drinks and dances spent over 300 worth every dollar Price: fair prices for drinks but…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Lots of new faces

This is a composite of two visits. The most recent was Tuesday night, the previous was a Wednesday or Thursday. If you’re already familiar with the club details feel free to skip ahead to the…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Still a good time...

Came here after a long hiatus of strip clubs after the pandemic. This was one of my favorite clubs before the plague hit and it's still one of my favorite clubs even after.…

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Founder should close and lock old threads

Some douchebag(s) has found the latest way to troll the entire board is to bump old discussions on bizarre subjects.

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth the wait

Decided to check out BTs this past Tuesday even though I favor Silver Cricket. Pulled up around 8:30 parked on the street as always to save the valet fee, got inside and Paid $20 to…

Aloha Glorya's Gentlemen's Club

Pueblo, Colorado

Needed a recent review

I heard of this place on this site and was always curious why there were no recent reviews and the ones I saw seemed pretty bleak. I was in town for a few days,…

Cheyenne Gentlemen's Club

Roland, Oklahoma

First time at the Cheyenne since Covid

My first time back in the area since Covid. It wasnt strict, nobody was wearing a mask but it wasnt as crowded as it used to be on a friday night. Cover was $7 and…

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You know I used to think back in the day Ferris Buehler was so cool

Now I’m rewatching it, all these years later and you know what, enough with this fucking guy. Hey asshole would you go to school already. Anyway I finished it out to jerk it to Mia Sara, still one of the…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Classic Name, Somewhat Lame

I've been to a few clubs named Body Shop. They're not a chain, it's just one of those names that seems like a good one for a club I guess. I was there on a…

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strip club chains.

Is Atlanta the only major U.S. city that does not have any major chain clubs. I'm happy that we don't but curious as to why we don't.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Veteran Wed afternoon Aug 18th

Been going to PH for over 15 years. Probably spent over 20k during that time. It adds up. Favorite club in America. Its a small rectangular shape bar from the outside…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

It seems to be improving

I arrived at the club at around 3pm on Saturday. I paid $10 to get in. I went downstairs and ordered a water for 5 bucks. I saw about 20 dancers working, 5 cuban, 5…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Slow night and one pushy Cuban

This is from a few weeks back on a Sunday evening getting there just after midnight. It’s a block off a Main Street. Decent size parking for a slow night. Parking guy collects a small…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mixed experience, but a reasonably good time

There have been a lot of reviews of Desire in Providence recently. When I last checked, there were at least sixteen of them in just July and August. I confess to being slightly puzzled at…

Sapphire 39

New York, New York

Dancer review

I stopped in to check out the place and audition since I work at their other sister club. The layout is fun. They added a swing to their runway stage which is cute. It was…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fun but Tame

This review is from a post-Synn, post-COVID day shift visit in July 2021. (I day shifted here a lot at various times 2000-2019, but just one or two times since Synn took over ownership.) One or…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Glad to see my old standby up and running

As the pandemic is slowing, I decided to head back out to Mynx. I hadn’t been there, or any club really, in well over a year. I went in the afternoon on a Wednesday. It…

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Famous Last Words...on TUSCL

Were gatorfan's last words on TUSCL really "Can a cow fart?" This really needed its own thread. Top that with anyone who's been gone at least two years. LOL

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This is sitting in the unpublished articles waiting to be rejected...

"Luckys corner...Who can help me find Keisha or olivia" How dare this guy not use a question mark?! Rejected...

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time at PH , watch out for the upselling

Had stopped by the previous Friday , but the place was closed during the day because of an electrical issue . Stopped by again on way back for the each on Friday afternoon.…

Politics

American Ingrate

I just found out about this book a couple hours ago so obviously I have not read it but the description/comments/reviews lead me to believe it would be a good choice to brush up on a true American Ingrate that…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Work Day Detour

Back to my old stomping grounds. Years ago, this would be my stop to end a night at, where I would, bleary eyed and goosed beyond my conmprehension, would exit my Uber and stumble to…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Thankfully things as they used to be.

Hadn’t been to Partners since COVID hit and was glad to see that the place is pretty much the same. It is 15 minutes east of Erie with plenty of parking around the club.…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Not bad for Roanoke.

I parked next to the street so I cannot comment on the safety in the back of the parking lot. The lot was packed with very few spaces available. The building is shared…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Cheap way to blow some time.

I had to pick a co-worker up from o'hare, so I got paid to be away from work for the afternoon. I left early and decided to check out one of the Melrose/Stone Park…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Sensations - do in a pinch I guess

This visit was spring break 2021 (just signed up for this site) but want to contribute some reviews of the many places I have visited over last 12-18 months. First off this is the only…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Not during the day

Was on a road trip through the area and decided to check this place out. It was 2pm on a Wednesday, but I thought perhaps there would be a few ladies working. I was wrong. Walking…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Back in the saddle.

This has become my go to club because it is the easiest to get to from my home and because I am on a first name basis with the manager and know a lot of…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Meh, Downtown is better.

I visited the downtown location at the beginning of my NYC trip and enjoyed myself there. I was planning to return on Sunday but it appears that location was closed. I thought I…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Back for a fun time!

Stopped in last week for an afternoon visit, no cover during the dayshift and no valet. Domestic bottle beers are only $4 during dayshift. They only had 3 girls working and not alot to choose…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A Wednesday wait was worth it

First time visiting this club as I usually go to spots nearer DTW when in MI. Arrived about 10pm on Wed night. Valet required. There was a line of cars turning in which caused back…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Good time, poor value

Decided to go visit spearmint Rhino after a long time of cabin fever. It's probably the best layout for a club in Pittsburgh (not throwing ones across a bar or half the club shutdown to…

Politics

The Taliban are sitting on $1 trillion worth of minerals the world desperately n

Title couldn’t say it all. “Many countries with “weak governments” suffer from what's known as the "resource curse," in which efforts to exploit natural resources fail to provide benefits to local people and the domestic economy.” The Taliban are sitting on $1…

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Is Couples Counseling a Trap?

Has anyone ever been in a couples counseling? Did it go well or do you regret going?

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club visit

Went to the Flight Club this past Monday night shift, got there about 7:30, weekday cover is now $20 instead of the $15 it was last time was there, staff is friendly and the club…

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Woman Shot at Nearly 50 Times, Killed as She Pulled into Her Garage

50 rounds? https://www.vladtv.com/article/275061/woman-shot-at-nearly-50-times-killed-as-she-pulled-into-her-garage

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Ex-Detroit Lions CB Alex Brown had a BAC of .211 after wrong-way crash

"Former Detroit Lions cornerback Alex Brown was allegedly so drunk that he thought he was in Atlanta returning from a strip club after he injured two people in a Sunday morning car crash while driving the wrong way on a…

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Dancer Files Lawsuit Against Strip Clubs for Being Denied Work Because of Race

Upscale, mostly white strip clubs often seem to have a limit on black dancers. https://www.complex.com/life/houston-texas-stripper-turned-away-from-job-racism-lawsuit

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Not very couple friendly

Me and my wife arrived at the club at 11:30 on a Tuesday. Pull into the parking lot and wait for the valet. Pay him the $5 plus tip and head to the door. Security…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

An Improvement

I went to GAB on Saturday night. I got there about 1:30 AM. To the person in the last review, the best way to avoid the $30 cover is to arrive there shortly…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday Afternoon Adventure

Tried out the day shift at FC. Arrived about 3pm. It’s a very nice club and during the day shift the vibe is very laid back. Based on the conversations I had with the dancers,…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

My Clearwater Favorite

Visited Diamond Dolls on a Monday Afternoon while in town a few days for work. I figured it would be slow, but I was wrong, for a Monday afternoon it was popping. After not…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worried after the recent shooting, but worth the visit

I used to be a regular of Cheerleaders pre-Covid and have not been back much at all since COVID hit. Just as i was about to feel comfortable going back to the club, earlier…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Best choice among the Mannheim bars

Carl’s is in a shopping strip with plenty of parking spaces. I was told Carl owns the strip mall and has been in business 14 years, and the building is 10 years old. Interior…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Cheap Thrill

Parking is available in 2 lots in front of and to the right of the building—almost no free spaces were available when I came, but I got one. The interior is a small space with…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Changes at Crazy Horse

Along with other Bay Area and California businesses, masks are now again required at Crazy Horse. I am writing to correct the impressions in the most recent review by lookslong. He reported he used to…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Probably best in Corpus Christi

I visited my friend in Kingsville and went to the club with him to chill. The parking lot is big and most of the places are occupied. Cover is $15, the bar is located at…

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I went to Sugars LLC at 19:00 on a Saturday night. The strip club is about five minutes from downtown Red Wing, Minnesota. There was no cover charge at the door. A can of Sincweiser…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Good daytime experience

I am normally an evening guy, but I had a couple of free hours after lunch so I thought I'd give Millennium a try. Some of the talent was decent. Not a lot of PLs,…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

No lap dances, only massage

Parking is readily available in the Planet Fitness shopping strip where Bobby’s is. The space is medium-sized. There is a bar on the right extending all the way back. It’s fairly dark and the…

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Virginia Beach Area

Hey all - just picked up a beach place away from my primary home of DC/Baltimore and was wondering if there are any good options within an hour or so of here for decent contact lap dances (or more). I’ve…

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Da mask mandate cumming back

I heard da mask mandate comming back again. WhT should I do? Do I need to wear a mask when driving da shit truck? I just want to dumpa loads and spread good cheer. Not da covid

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointing but I was warned

Swung by on a Saturday just before 7. The bartender was a nice younger blond chick who I wish was dancing. Ordered a beer that was six bucks. The stage was long and surrounded by…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not essential, but recommended.

Popped by this South Philly spot on a Tuesday Afternoon. It was the first time I’ve visited a club in about two years, since the pre-Covid era. The facility is located in a small strip…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Thursday Night with No Parking

I was driving across the country in mid-July and hoped to visit clubs each night (beginning with Atlanta, but I got into Atlanta too late). Nothing went as planned; but I was able to visit…

The Break Room

Fullerton, California

Not a strip club

I went to this place on a Monday night I stopped by it had shown up on my phone on Google as a bikini bar but it looked like a strip club when I came…

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New to NJ, Where’s the Fun Hiding

I posted a discussion a little while back as my job was moving me to North Jersey from good ol Detroit and I got a few recommendations on places to look to continue using up my disposable income. I’ve…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Friday Afternoon Adequacy

Saw Quinn drop is review from Saturday, so thought I’d submit mine from Friday. This was my first trip to Pandys during the early afternoon (other days had been late nights) and honestly I wasn’t…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

The wildest club I've ever been to. Period.

I've been to clubs in Washington, Portland, Mexico, and the bay area and this is definitely top 5. FULLY NUDE and plus drinks already beats out a lot of clubs on the mainland. The cover…

Lucky 38

Half Way Tree, Jamaica

Improved, but leaning into the C19 decline

Interestingly, between my last review and this one, the peak days of Lucky 38 are in between. The Club has really grown over the past few years and in my opinion best represents, in Kingston,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still not much talent

This was an early evening on a Wednesday visit. When I first walked in, music was playing but there were no dancers on stage. This was my first hint that there were not many dancers…

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How come strippers don't become roofers in their 30s?

Always impresses me seeing roofers walk around high pitched roofs like I walk around my living room. Wouldn't walking on platform heels be good practice for that? Don't need big biceps with a nail gun. One of my ATFs…

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Rate this Afghan bihhhhh

https://instagram.com/rubysayed_?utm_medium=copy_link

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Worked out this time

This is more of kind of a bar than a girls place to visit. Most of them are old people who want to have drinks and look for some hands on the girls. On…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Don't waste your time

OK, I am resubmitting the same review again. For those review "reviewers" who said there was not enough club details, I CAPITALIZED ALL THE CLUB DETAILS FROM MY ORIGINAL REVIEW. Seems like enough…

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Has anyone seriously considered owning and operating a strip club?

Like everyone here, I spend a fair amount of time and hard earned dollars at strip clubs particularly when I travel. And like most of you, when I review the bank account the next morning I regret that extra…

Dream Gentleman's Club

Queens, New York

Mediocre Hookah Strip Joint

Don't be fooled by the misleading name of the club. This is most certainly what you would call a hood strip club, and not a particularly fun one, to me at least. Having…

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Hottest Classic Era Stars

The usual suspects are often Dawn Wells, Barbara Eden, and Elizabeth Montgomery, but other names are certainly welcome. For me it was, without a doubt, Elizabeth Montgomery. Before I even knew what masturbation was, Elizabeth was getting all of my…

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I walked (almost) a mile in Lady Gaga’s 8-inch platform shoes

This is an amusing story of a woman trying to walk in 8" Pleasers. I'm amazed strippers can walk and perform in those heels. https://pagesix.com/2021/08/16/i-tried-walking-in-lady-gagas-8-inch-platform-shoes/

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Butt Wait ..

Just two minutes here, enough of this COVID and Afgan discussion, a little diversion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkB8Es6F8s&ab_channel=MerkinMuffly

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Awesome evening at the Outer space club but with very limited options

So I had been to this place a long time ago, definitely more than 2 1/2 years so decided to visit one fine week night around 7pm. For those who are new here, this club…

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New COVID Restrictions - What Have You Seen?

I was on a conference call with someone that lives in NYC yesterday and they said starting this week to dine in a restaurant they have to present a vaccination card. Several national chains in my area are requesting…

Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Served its purpose

NJ after COVID has been a shit show if you preference is latinas. Gone are the days of Cabaret, Bottoms Up, and economical visits at VIPs. However, I have had good rapport with a few…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I've confirmed, It's true.

I didn't believe at first the other reviews on here about this place. But having experienced it first hand: it's true. I went on a Monday afternoon like 3-ish. Walked in, got patted down and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Night

I made a stop into Bourbon Street this past Saturday night. I arrived around 10:30pm. There was a small line at the door so I had to wait 5-10 minutes to enter, no big…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

A few hotties

Been here only a few times. When you walk in there is a $10 cover. When you walk in a large bar to the left and chairs and table across from the stage adjacent to…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Expensive Saturday night entry, but good experience nonetheless.

Went to Vivide after the shitty visit to Onyx. I read that this club is better for dayshift, I figured it couldn't be worse than Onyx. Arrived at the club just after 12am on a Saturday…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Decent for Central PA

Have been here two times since their post Covid reopening. Things are literally unchanged since before. It is an adult book store that sells an assortment of items out front and has a…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

Beautiful club, but shitty air dances.

I went to Onyx with some family at around 10:30pm on a Saturday night. Before this I was at Platinum, which is about 7 blocks away from this club. Truth be told this…

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Condom of Choice

What are the condoms of choice for you guys. For years I only used lifestyle because it was reputable. I once thought about getting flavored condoms for girls who only provided BJ but felt silly ordering them. However, I just…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Things have improved

The club layout has been discussed over and over again and not feeling the need to rehash that. I have some time on my hands and decided it would be a good idea…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

jimmy in the Criket.

Last Saturday afternoon I found myself pulling into the Criket’s parking lot around 2. Was originally just planning on a quick parts run to Home Depot next door. But a little eye candy for a…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Worth the trip

I pulled up in the parking lot around 8pm and went inside. No cover so I sat down and grabbed a $3.75 beer (Bud light). Sat down. The women there were alright. Nobody really…

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Ughh - spinner had terrible B.O.

She looked so good I couldn’t wait to get my hands on her and take her for a spin. But her B.O. was epic - I couldn’t even get it up. Is no deodorant a young hipster thing? She smelled like…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Ricks Mpls nice joint

Went to Rick's last Thursday night. It is easy to find location and they do have street parking available (metered). It is a smaller club had about 15-20 dancers going. Diverse girls…

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Interesting Club Description

From an unpublished review that might get rejected for being too short: "I walked into the bar and it was a cross between a carnival mirror maze and a industrial park."

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Casual lunch diversion

My second Manhattan club visit consisted of a slightly ridiculous "businessman's lunch" at Rick's Cabaret. The club was conveniently located in midtown, just a few blocks from the Empire State Building. I wasn't sure it…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

A bit pricey, but gorgeous women and quality lap dances

I was staying in Manhattan and thought I'd try out one of the "different" clubs, that advertiseis themselves as more of a lap dance party than a strip club. I ended up going to Rosewood…

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said a man in his 20s is dead after an argument at Passions Gentlemen’s Club located in the 9800 block of Beach Blvd Monday morning. Around 1:36 a.m., JSO responded to the gentlemen’s club…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Consistent Day Shift

Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of available parking, no line, no…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Dull Afternoon

This was my 2nd time to this club, but the first time back after Covid. The place was pretty empty. Overall, the club is fine. Generally clean and the layout works well to view the…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Quick visit, but fun.

Was on my way home from vacation in Orlando and thought I’d squeeze in a little extra fun, so I found this place and ducked in on a Thursday afternoon. First of all, this place is…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Nice, cool, relaxing atmosphere

Traveling between NYC and Albany and was looking for a little entertainment, so I decided to stop. The place is about 5-10 minutes off the highway so its quick and easy to get to and…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good club for lap dances and private dances

I have been to this club a number of times, usually on weekday afternoons. The weekday crowd is small and only a few girls are working, but I kind of like the low pressure vibe…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Thinking of Going Back to College? Try Going to Blue Moon first.

This is about two blocks off of I87. Small single-story blue building with plenty of parking. This is an All Nude Club - no alcohol. When you open the first door, somebody greets you opening the second…

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FLASHDANCE: DEMI MOORE OR JENNIFER BEALS?

the makers of the movie flashdance were having a hard time on who to pick for the lead role. so they found a bunch of union guys and brought them over to a movie theater. after watching whatever it was…

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Sandra Bullock vs Julia Roberts

Both have a girl next door look with an approachable demeanor. Which one pf them do you think is hotter? If you had to choose to get a lapdance from one of them, who would you choose?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

First-Time Vist

Visited Scarlett's on a Sunday night while in town a few days for work. I knew it would be slow, but man was it slow. No alcohol for full nude was a solid trade off…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Good Club, But Nothing Special Unfortunately

KC – Whispers Overall had a good time, but nothing really stood out. Seems like a better option than other clubs in KC based on google and TUSCL reviews though. I would likely try on a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Nice for a VA club, but not cheap

Basics up front: showed up on a Sunday evening, parked in the lot outside with no problems, and the bouncer did a quick wanding and ID check. I apparently arrived early enough that I didn't…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Weekend Stop at Savannahs

I went there on a Saturday night. Upon entrance, the girl at the front desk asked if I had a phone and said they are not allowed in the club (they will check them…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Couldn't Find a Single Girl to Spend $5 on

I went to Tiffany's about a month ago, around 10pm. Cover was $10 and the staff were nice enough. I sat down fulling expecting that someone would approach me about a drink minimum (which there…

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G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Pleasantly surprised, great vibe

I was pleasantly surprised how busy they were on Friday afternoon. The parking lot was so full I had to park on the street. The vibe in the club was much better then I have…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Didn't know what to expect bit was great.

First off getting to it and from it if coming in on IH 610 is awful. Yes it is downtown and yes it was a Saturday but was still a nightmare even for Houston. Was…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Decent spot, not the perfect match for

This was my first experience at a “jack shack”, I parked on the side street in the neighborhood(decent enough residential area during the day). I walked in and was greeted by a thin blonde. She…

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She Quit Being an ICU Nurse to Make Six Figures on OnlyFans

https://www.thedailybeast.com/she-quit-being-an-icu-nurse-to-make-six-figures-on-onlyfans Could you imagine having a nurse like that? God damn

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Cognitive Dissonance?

We criticize stripper life choices, but we risk dying in 2AMers in order to fondle shapely bums.

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Wait your time for the right girl

Stopped by this club after a few reviews. Decided to check it out while in the area. When I walked in there was a handful of girls sitting at some tables off to the stage…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Good time, super busy after 1 PM

I arrived around 11 pm on a Friday night. There was a $10 cover. When you enter the bar runs the length of the room and has a short "L" shape. I'd…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Pornstar experience

This club has some of the hottest girls in okc. That being said, mileage isn’t extremely high. Private dances are semi private in booths for 25 but occasionally will have deals throughout the night. Touching…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Coyote Cabaret rehab a bust

Coyote was never known as a show club, but the staff is always friendly and the dancers have always shown you a good time. Stick shifting and an absence of "no fly zones" for the…

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OT: Best sports moment / event you've seen in-person

This week has been cool for baseball. First there was the Field of Dreams game which would have been cool on its own, but the game was epic on its own. Last night the Diamondbacks starter threw a no-hitter in…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good place to watch the show on stage. Less milage for lap dances.

Went to this place on a Saturday night. Larry Flynts is a high class place that draws out of town girls who are pro strippers but also has some good local girls mixed in there.…

Politics

Afghanistan

Just five weeks ago, President Biden assured Americans: “[T]he likelihood there’s going to be the Taliban overrunning everything and owning the whole country is highly unlikely.” In the last 72 hours, the Taliban has taken over the entire country. The Afghan…

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Future Got Two Strippers Pregnant During Threesome

"MTO alleges that two of the women are dancers in Los Angeles, and the other is a real estate agent in Atlanta. Two of the women supposedly got pregnant by Future, after having a threesome with him." https://blacksportsonline.com/2021/08/future-got-two-strippers-pregnant-during-threesome-and-a-white-real-estate-lady-at-the-same-damn-time/

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Dancer utility bills.

Recently a dancers that I know well and lives fairly close to me, showed me her electric bill on her cell phone. I was for $271 for her 2 bedroom apartment. I would guess 1000-1200 sq ft. On the other…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Diamond Closed?

Saw a post on another site that Diamond is now closed. Anyone with any info?

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Club Ad of the Day ?

Hell No! https://youtu.be/Bqavq5pUC04 Warning: Satire 😜

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2ft 10 inch world's smallest stripper hoe

https://youtu.be/Qdk6xLbpHGE

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Trump rap

https://youtu.be/7uDedltVbDE They should play this in clubs its actually not bad.

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Does Harmoni still work here?

Young, thin/fit, great body, very attractive black girl with braids. Does anyone know? Thanks

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DFW Airport Area top 2 Clubs for Extras?

Traveling last minute to DFW. Do not have the time to read 5+ reviews for the 16 (ish) clubs NE of the airport to find which one to visit. Looking for someone who is familiar, and not berate me, tell…

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BOYFRIEND DID A BAD THING

shouldn't do thhis if the other significant other is standing right next to you: https://twitter.com/i/status/1423386546921635842

Tijuana

Fight Mexico Promoters Bullshit Since 2010

I was inspired by Desertscrub's indefatigable mission to fight the bullshit broadcast regarding the earthly pleasures enjoyed at the HK club. This discussion will allow Desertscrub free rein to enlighten all red-blooded manly men abouto where they can enjoy the…

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Ankle Monitor

At the club last night I walked to the stage to tip a dancer and saw she was wearing an ankle monitor. I did not ask her for VIP. Would an ankle monitor increase or decrease your interest in…

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Acronyms

Why are we saying Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra? Why are we using dudes names as slang for extras? We need better ideas on tuscl. What about Billy Jean or Financial Statements? Please post your ideas 💡

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Does color matter?

I am genuinely curious because I'm sure, at least on a subconscious level, it does. And I am talking about actual colors of dancer attire, not some political bs. From my experiences, my clientele tends to like red. You also can't go…

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Free Legal Advice - Serious Question

I have a serious question, so I thought I’d start a thread rather than get lost in the original thread. Horacio Sanz - described as a ex-SNL star - (I think calling him a “star” is a bit over…

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Ricky And I Love Pussy Now!

We were celebrating his getting out of the house to party with me on Friday the 13th and we both got cats stuck up our asses!!! How else were we supposed to get the gerbils out 😉

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Kali

I heard that Kali will be back in the club tomorrow night (Saturday 8/14/21). She'll have to take it a little easy, her back is still on the mend. Rose has come back, but I don't know if…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Sign Down

I went past the other night and saw the sign wasn't lit up. It actually turned out that the whole plastic sign was gone. Without it, the building looked very dark although there were a few cars visible. Something going…

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[OT] What are you watching?

Departing from my occasional "What are you reading?" threads, what movies or TV shows have you been watching that you've enjoyed and why? I just finished re-watching "The Sopranos" to refresh my memory for the upcoming prequel series starring James Gandolfini's…

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Is today Friday the 13th?

Yes. Considering all the astrology bullshit strippers believe in, I wonder if they'll act differently today.

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What you thank of dis Lapperz?

https://youtube.com/shorts/-_1TQKtji8M?feature=share I got to say dis is better dan da LDK lapperz videos we usually get!