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Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wasted an hour Monday afternoon. Not recommended (at least for now).

(moving the review to the correct spot - originally posted under Pandora, but it is for Kittens) First visit post-COVID to this club. They are definitely still recovering. They seem to have lost whatever hot dancers…

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How I budget for for the ladies.

Pretty simple really. I add up the cost of all my expenditures. The cost of uber to and fro, the expected amount of money I'm spending on women (this includes drinks, tips, VIPs, otcs, LD, etc abcs... ) and round…

Politics

Its official gays & feminists want to ban male attraction to women

At least that appears to be the take away in a bizarre rambling article condemning a Marilyn Monroe statue in Palm Springs. Because they are for "tolerance" and all that you know. https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/commentary-marilyn-monroe-statue-palm-192858973.html

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Sunday Night in Omaha

The Short Review: Had a reasonably good time for my cost. Nothing mind blowing, but nothing to complain about either. Very laid back atmosphere. Would definitely go back. The Long…

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Has anyone been back to a strip club lately?

I saw one of my semi-stomping grounds seemingly open while I was working and assume at least SOME clubs are open in USA. Was considering finally dressing business casual for no other reason than to wear long sleeves so I…

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Best/Worst places to be an SD

That thread that Warrior got me thinking, where are some top places the sugar game as a sugar daddy and some spots you haven't had any luck. I do travel a good amount and I will use seeking on the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Oldie but goodie!!

Have been to Playhouse a few times in the past but it’s been a while but now felt comfortable going back after COVID restrictions supposedly lifted. Easy to find and great parking available.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Worst experience in a long time

Since I did not enjoy my Pandoras visit and I had extra time on my hands, I decided I could check out Kittens. Early afternoon might’ve been seven dancers working. The reputation for this place and…

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Dancer survey

Have you been with another female a) yes and before you became a dancer b) yes with another dancer after I became a dancer c) no but have been tempted/curious d) not your thing e) other

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Top Afternoon Talent

Arrived at the club around noon on a Wednesday. Club is in a downtown area of Romulus and feels secure there. They do require valet at $7. Entered club and head upstairs,…

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No, really ... this one should make everyone angry

Right, yesterday's model (Riae) fell well short of getting anyone truly riled up over my taste in women. This one (Emily Boring) should do the trick... https://www.instagram.com/embodoe/ I will admit, though, that given a choice (lol) I would pick Riae over Emily.

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Yes your a PL, Yes you’ve done PL things, but none like this, no never

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-78478551-1546678368.jpg?resize=480:* Yeah I’m not do that. Cringey as fuck.

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I been wrecking shitters like Crazyjoe

I am taking a huge shit right now! Happy Tuesday everyone!

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Exclusive: Nellis Air Force Base Hosts ‘First-Ever’ Drag Queen Show

I’m at a loss fir words. https://www.google.com/amp/s/newsbinding.com/news/exclusive-nellis-air-force-base-hosts-first-ever-drag-queen-show/amp/

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Dancer asked me to Zelle her money

A dancer texted me saying she had an emergency and needed to get a new tire on her car. She asked me if I could Zelle her $230. This is a girl that I always do rooms with and get…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Jags, expensive, vanilla, hot girls

I had a friend visiting town and he didnt want to hit the parrot for a third time. The club is byob but they sell Michelob ultras, no other beer option. If you…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

2AMer

LONG ISLAND CITY, Queens (WABC) -- Police are investigating, after a man was shot outside a strip club in Queens. The victim was shot in the shoulder while in a vehicle on 27th Street in Long Island City. It happened outside the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Wednesday Afternoon

Made an early visit during the week. There was no cover to get in. The place was dead when I arrived just after they opened. Only had two dancers working and there were three customers.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good but felt like it could have been better

I visited on Saturday night just before midnight. The place was smaller than I imagined with only a single stage but it was more than serviceable. Had to tip the doorman $15 to get a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Nice time, cool rooms, good looking girls, bring your bank roll if you want to party

I was in Chesterfield for business and remembered how much fun I used to have at PT's when I was in my twenties so I decided to make the trip over to the East St.…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Not worth the time during the day

Been checking out the Strip club scene in north Jersey during the daytime and figured I'd give Sunrise a shot. Stopped in around 2pm on a Monday plenty of parking in a lot…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Grade A entertainment value, but not cheap

Scarletts, not sure how to even begin. The club plays really good music and the strippers are literally cirque du Soleil trained and can do ridiculous acrobatics. Being a Miami club it is…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

No Spice!

I was in Dallas for some business and stopped by my favorite spot here before Covid. I had heard things had changed a bit and unfortunately they have. There was no cover when…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

2AMer

NEWTON – An early Sunday morning shooting at Teasers Gentlemen’s Club sent one woman to the hospital. Houston County Sheriff Donald Valenza said he was among law enforcement to respond to a shots fired call at the adult entertainment venue. Shortly after,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Random Sundays

Two bars, drinks are 6-8 dollars, 20 on a drink card gets you 25, lap dances are 25 or 35 per song topless or nude, VIP is $140 per 15 minute segments. Have been easing my…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Four is the Loneliest Number

Four is the Loneliest Number [This review encompases two visits] General Info: Location: In "Downtown" Romulus. Easy access from 94/275 freeways, and close to the airport. Seems like the only business in the "downtown" area. When you think…

Politics

What is this 'white supremacist' symbol doing in Don Lemon's kitchen?

This is funny as it points out the hypocritical BS of the left. But unless you've been living under a rock or delirious you already know they're hypocrites. I wonder what excuses mister lemon will use if he chooses…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Fight night was decently entertained

Went in on a Saturday night for a fight night. I was looking for a place to watch the fight and that also had other entertainment. It was $5 to park and a guy watching…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Great time with a hot AA dancer

This review is from a bright spot between shutdowns. Still a tad annoyed at the mandatory valet, but the guy was fine. Service was fine. I just hate having to pay $10 for moving the…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Thurs in Tucson - it was okay

Visited Curves on a Thur around 7pm based on the recommendation of a work colleague. Free parking in back was well lit. Lot was mostly full. Walked in and paid my 10 dollar cover. Door girl…

Politics

“We must awaken the sleeping conscience of America.”

“We have deluded ourselves into believing the myth that capitalism grew and prospered out of the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifice...” “The fact is that capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering of the poor, here and abroad...” “Many…

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OT: Meet your new landlord

SPRING HILL, Tenn.—When real-estate agent Don Nugent listed a three-bedroom, two-bath house here on Jo Ann Drive, offers came immediately, including a $208,000 one from a couple with a young child looking for their first home. A competing bid was too…

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OT: Covid Vax and side-effects on young people

In January, Israel became one of the first countries in the world to give the new coronavirus vaccine to young people. At the time, Israel's Education Ministry said the vaccine was necessary so that students could sit for in-person exams.…

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For once, I'll be the one who pisses everyone off with my taste in women.

I'll just leave this here... https://www.instagram.com/riae_/

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fun weekend night at FC

Arrived at Flight Club around 8:30 or 9 this past weekend. Mandatory valet if $8. Once I got inside the bouncer gave me a hard time about wearing a t-shirt but then let me in.…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Pure Gold takes my Gold

This place is pretty fancy. The bouncers are all dressed up, the location is clean, the girls are hot (Mostly, as per usual). Full bar with decent drinks. I've only been in the one time,…

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I’m laying claim to be the fastest gun in west

10, 15, 20 seconds I’m always cumming in first. Hell I reckon raw dog I could get that down under 5 seconds so Calamity Jame could get the fuck on with her day. Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday ain’t got shit on

Hoops

New York, New York

Not bad not great

Strolled in with a friend after the Nets game. A man ushered us in and didn’t charge a cover (which was weird for a Saturday night) checked my coat but they didn’t charge me either…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Much better than my last trip. Had lots of fun.

As others talked about is the road construction out front . Arrived around 9 PM. They have valet but I did not want to spend the $8 for parking or have a stranger driving my…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Pure Gold Raleigh, Hot Tub Rooms

Anyone here have any intel on the Hot Tub Rooms? Cost, How they work? Do you just strip down and jump in with your girl of choice or what? I hope they filter that water often.

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Couldn't get any dances

We went in on a Saturday after diner, my wife and I. They took our temperature at the door when we paid our cover and we went and sat down between the stages. The place…

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Butt Plugs in Dancers - Hot or Not?

I recently saw a dancer at a South Florida club perform with a glow-in-the-dark butt plug shoved up her ass. This is the second time I have seen this at this particular club, so perhaps this is a trend?…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

needs improvement

When you walk in there is a bar in front of you stage in the middle and another bar at the other side of the stage,and lap dances are behind a wall at the back…

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Butt Plugs in Dancers - Hot or Not?

I recently saw a dancer at a South Florida club perform with a glow-in-the-dark butt plug shoved up her ass. This is the second time I have seen this at this particular club, so perhaps this is a trend?…

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CJKent vs San Jose Guy

When it comes to the lesser of two evils, I like SJG much more than CJKent. They both are similar but SJG was so much more “fun” to make fun of and at least he posted some links to…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stopping by when the doors open

Earlier this month I found myself in Worcester on a random day off with time to kill, so I decided to swing by and check out the scene. I haven’t been in since pre-COVID times,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Severe Dancer Shortage

Large ornate club -- nice setup with large stage and large lap dance area. Bartender was friendly and available. Mixed drink was not a generous pour, $9. Admission $10. Lap dances are $20 but I…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Despite Its Flaws, I Liked It – But I’m Easily Amused

I was in the area overnight, and on the advice of local TUSCL counsel who made several recommendations, I decided to check this place out. He described it as an iconic venue that’s definitely…

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Everywhere Is Crowded / Post COVID Observations

Now that I’ve travelled in a few states, no mask in most places, everywhere is crowded as hell. Everywhere, especially restaurants, and most my restaurant visits have been near disasters because they are all understaffed especially in the kitchen.…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

VIP room/s

Does this club have actual VIP rooms where extras may be had or do guys just go there for the cheap $5 dances? I read through about 10 reviews and only saw mention of a $50 VIP area but the…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Not worth visiting unless you're stuck in Deland and want a beer.

I've been to this place a handful of times but this was my first visit since the pandemic. Every previous visit was based on someone in real time or online saying something about high mileage or…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Sunday night at Silk Exotic Milwaukee. Meh.

I am visiting from Chicagoland for the week so I decided to visit the closest club to my stay which is this Silk Exotic Milwaukee. This was my first visit to a club since February…

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Anyone else been played by Trish6547?

I made a stupid mistake of agreeing to send dancer Trish6547 something in exchange for some revealing pics. She played me and didn't send what she promised. I wrote an article with more details. Anyone else make this mistake with…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I finally had the Vikkiii experience

Resubmitting this review since I was apparently too explicit about my vip and not detailed enough about the layout of the club that every single person on here knows about already... seriously who cares to…

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Has Inflation hit the Sugar Babies ?

I recently ended a relationship with one sugar baby that I had for about a year and a half. I've logged onto Seeking.com during that time, but I didn't actively look for new dates. But now that…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Same mediocre crap

This is the second club that I’ve visited since covid. Honestly, I’m surprised this club survived. I looked back at my previous reviews and was actually surprised that it hasn’t been longer (less than two…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

In the early evening / Weekday nights a chill but nice vibe.

Arrived about 6pm on a Monday. Present were one sexy blonde modelesque Eastern European girl, one sexy brunette Eastern European girl, and a big beautiful Italian American girl. There was no stage dancing…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Oil dream

Thursday afternoon day shift visit. Quick club overview. Walkin metal detectors, standard id check and pat down. No club entry fee when I came in. I walked in the middle room it was pretty empty…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Breathless left me breathless.

OK, at first I thought it was going to be a total bust. I was half-way through my drink and not a single girl approached although there were more girls than customers. Finally a girl…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Two times The Men's Club

I got the chance to visit The Men's Club recently while staying nearby. I visited twice throughout the week, on Tuesday and a Thursday evening.   First, the club basics. You walk into a lobby to pay…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Double Visit to Gold Club

I got the chance to visit The Gold Club recently while staying nearby. I visited twice throughout the week, on Tuesday and a Thursday evening.  The club is nice inside. You walk in to the pay…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Layla Saves The Day

I had only previously visited this particular Delilah's location a handful of times and well were pre-covid so I really didn't know what to expect but, remembering the previous experiences, I had a feeling that…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

First Weekday Here in Years

I have not been to Sinsations much because I have never really felt comfortable there in the past, but after reading some recent reviews, thought I would give it a try. It was a…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Not a Bad Find After A Lackluster Showing at Another Club Earlier

I had been at Wacko's earlier, but the girls had been uninspiring to me so decided to give Emperor's a shot. I thought this place might be a little more interesting since the Gold…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Always a good time :)

Went this last Friday about 4:00 stayed until about 10:00. It wasn't that crowded and one dancer mentioned it was probably due to "motorcycle week" in Laconia. There was a feature, Kenna James, she did a…

Politics

WTF is the World Health Organization thinking now

Women "of child-bearing age" shouldn't drink alcohol, says new advice from the World Health Organization. http://www.local12.com/news/nation-world/women-of-child-bearing-age-shouldnt-drink-alcohol-says-new-advice-from-who I guess anyone who follows the advice of the WHO shouldn't buy drinks for any stripper that is "of child bearing age" anymore. Stripper: How about you…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

New owners; Same BS

This is the first club that I’ve visited since covid. (First time back here in ~2.5 years.) This visit was a Friday night approx. 9-11:30pm. As you might have seen in the other recent reviews……

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

WIGS and The Elf part 2: DC JR's Revenge

Ran into a gal at a party that had worked at the Sands (now the Playground Cabaret) back in the 90’s, as well as Rick’s. From the way she told it, extras were a…

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Best states

What are the best states for strip clubs regarding lax laws and regulations? The best I have seen so far are Navada and West Virginia.

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

First Visit- Not Last

Visited on Thursday around 6:00. First time I have been there but I will go back. In a residential neighborhood with a local corner bar feel. Bonus is that there are dancers. Place is not…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

long lines on weekend nights but still a great time

I was here a couple weeks ago on a saturday night when they had the UFC fight. Unbelievable i waited 45mins as the line wrapped around the building. It's crazy how popular and busy this…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Fun, Cheap,

This was my 1st visit to Sparky's... Early afternoon on a weekday. No cover charge and nobody asked about masks or appeared to be wearing any. There were about 6-7 girls working... 1 White, 2 Hispanic and 3-4 Black. Dancers…

Politics

“Capitalism enslaves human beings under the slogan of progress, technology, rati

Title couldn’t say it all. “Capitalism enslaves human beings under the slogan of progress, technology, rationalization, standardization, etc."

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

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nude is what this club should be. It certainly was when I visited in 2013.

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Why No Clubs In Dover Delaware?

I recently visited Dover DE. It seems a bit odd to me that there are no SCs in the town. I know that the area is not that densely populated in comparison to say Wilmington/Philly. But it…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

[ISHMAEL'S REVIEW] Rare Friday Night Visit

::: QUICK NOTES ::: I'm mostly a day guy, but was in town Friday night. Spent time with Bria, Ruby, and Vivica. Not surprising, but the night-shift dancers are more expensive. I suspect that I'll…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

My last fling at Club Rock-Za after nearly 30 years of great moments.

Over the years Rock-Za has been my "Go-to" club here in Honolulu and while a few other venues have occasionally surpassed Rock-Za in terms of talent, I have always considered this club as the premier…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Long awaited return did NOT disappoint!

06/19/2021 Wife and I went to Curves Cabaret this evening and arrived about 6:30 PM. Greeted by security, checked with the wand and paid our cover charges. Security then escorted us to the center seating area…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Thursday at Baby Dolls

Stopped by Baby Dolls after work for a few beers. Club was pretty busy when I walked in at 6. Grabbed a seat at the bar with a good view of the stage.…

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Houston strip club at center of major sting operation, authorities say

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/06/19/hpd-houston-strip-club-shut-down-after-major-sting-operation/ A Houston strip club was shut down, its manager arrested and multiple other people detained during a major sting operating late Friday, according to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office. At approximately 11:30 p.m. Friday, Houston Police Department’s Narcotics Division raided…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Daily Planet back on track

The DP is undergoing changes. We are back sitting at the bar, good. The two little curtained areas are still there, plus the area between is now also curtained. Word is there MIGHT be a…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

My trip to gilf city

Was in the area for work and was actually planning to check out taboo since it was so close to where I was but unfortunately was still shut down since covid. So onto tuscl to…

Spearmint Rhino Dallas North

Dallas, Texas

A much better Rhino experience

I had heard this club opened over near PTs and was curious. Since I have no social life I decided to head over on a Tuesday evening and check the place out for myself. I…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

What a difference a year makes!

It's been 50 weeks since I last visited Sugar 44, just prior to the last COVID shutdown. Unless you are going west on Thomas Rd the best way to enter is off 44th St in…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Sat 5 PM DEAD

I had a few minutes to waste and was near after returning something to Cabelas so, stopped in. I figured investing $15 in cover to see how things are on a Saturday late afternoon. Like most…

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Top 40 Overall Clubs

I used to enjoy seeing the top 40 club lists. We didn’t have them for a while and then Founder brought them back. Thanks for that. I also like the new top followed and top ignored lists. I wanted to…

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Which Club Is This?

The washroom looks like a convenience store. I respect the bathroom troll's hustle. https://worldstar.com/video.php?v=wshhYG58u3D8vE47UAP8

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Wednesday Afternoon Good Time

I have not been to 390 in a year and stopped on my way home,around 3pm on a Wednesday.Tha lady at the entrance desk told me the cover charge had been waived so I walked…

Politics

George Soros backed DA's

Kim Foxx in Chicago, Chesa Boudin in San Francisco, Larry Krasner in Philadelphia, Kimberly Gardner in St. Louis, Mike Schmidt in Portland and George Gascon in LA all backed by big money from George Soros to put them where they…

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Snapchat sex workers

Has anybody here ever spend money on getting somebody's "premium" snapchat? Has anybody ever encountered strippers / escorts using snapchat? Do you think all of that is just scammers or is this the new trend among sex workers?

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Big Spender

How much do you regularly spend at a club not including extras. I've spent as little as $20 and as much as $1700. For some that's chump change, for others, they think I'm crazy. How do you set your limit?…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best value to be had... sometimes.

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon around 1pm. Buck to park, $5 for my beer. There was a free lunch available, and I recommend it. I had a burger right before I left, it…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Hot Tub Night at The Mirage

This is my 4th time coming to this club, would review it the other times, but I wasn't on this site. As others have mentioned, this is a very large building compared to the other…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

New Name New Vibe

Went during their Grand Re-opening so admission was free. Not sure what it would be now. Had to buy a soda or water for $6. It’s BYOB so I had a six of Rolling Rock ponies…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Lunch lips and nips

First time back to You Wackos since Covid. Went on Friday for lunch. No changes that I could see since pre covid. Even the waitress was the same. The girl with the awesome ass hanging…

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Making it rain in normal clubs...

Im starting to see this in hip hop clubs. Girls will only twerk if guys throw money at them. Some groups of guys will throw dollars at a girl and she'll twerk. One had a major attitude and…

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Happy Juneteenth

I think this will grow to be a really popular holiday. It commemorates one of the most important events in our history.

Politics

Cowardly "Antifa" goons attack people at Denver conference

Antifa goon terrorist weirdos cowardly attacked and harassed people at hotel hosting mainstream conservative event. Numerous people were assaulted by a mob of radical liberal extremists at a hotel in Denver, with so-called "anti"fa"" freaks shouting jibberish about "fascists" and…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Cool club, lukewarm girls

I went in on a boring Thursday evening with money to spend and time to kill. I paid a 10$ cover and got a drink then sat down close to the stage. I watched as…

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lesbians patronizing the strip club...your thoughts?

so, like, I remember there was one semester / one season / one brief unmarkable moment where for an unknown reason different groups of lesbians around here visited the local strip clubs in a 'gang' of 10 or more just…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Not the best time.

Went to Diamond on a Sunday night around 11 p.m. I had a coupon that took care of my entry (thanks uber driver!) so I can't say how much the cover was, but it looked…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

What Pandemic?

This was my first visit to AJ's since the vaccination process began and most of the mask and related mandates were lifted and it certainly felt as if nothing had ever happened as far as…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

An enjoyable night at Larry’s

Went around 11 pm mid week to check it out since I’m from out of town. Not bad facilities, but they are doing construction that I’m guessing was started during covid and still isn’t finished.…

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What to do when Bambi askes you to mention her name in your review?

So Bambi asked me to mention her in my review because "I could use the business". So do you tell everyone she is a great piece of ass. Or do nothing? This has happened to me several times over…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

A bit pricey, but a fun time!!

Had to drop a friend off at the Myrtle Beach airport, so decided to stop into The Dollhouse for a little entertainment before driving an hour back home. I arrived at about 5:30, during…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A Return to Normalcy

I think our long national nightmare is over. I visited at about 1:30 on Friday afternoon. The big, free parking lot was fairly full. It’s all lone wolfs going to this place, especially during the day,…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

LD rooms need some serious upgrade

After dry spells at Gallagher’s in Queens,NY figured to visit a dive establishment for some extras and landed in Paterson after winding up some business in Jersey, read the reviews of this place prior to…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Afternoon

After an aborted afternoon visit to Club Pink (I walked into an empty room at 1:20 and was told they don’t open until 2:00, despite a big sign out front that says they are open…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Finally a good visit!

I've been having a dry spell lately visiting a few spots here and there that used to be reliable. I had not visited Shimmers in a while so I decided to swing by on a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

tale of two pairs of titties.

OK. at the family cabin in the mountains east of LA this last Thursday I wake up in the early afternoon (after my drive back from enjoying tijuana Monday through Wednesday midnight)... I decide to…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Sights and sounds of a lively club.

First visit to the club. Sensory overload on first impression. Bright lights. Lots of televisions. Lots of lights. Lots of stages. Small front parking lot with much larger well lit parking…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Post-Covid Restrictions Visit

I decided to check out Keepers again last week. The layout of the place hasn't changed much. When you walk in, the desk is on your right with the DJ booth behind it. Cover during…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Entertainment during the week

Visiting after a long hiatus, thanks Covid. Good to see that place picked up from it left off. The entertainment is sometimes a hit or miss especially on weeknights but I have noticed the Tuesdays…

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Women’s Fashion Trends That You Find Sexy

Usually the women fashion trends I find sexy don’t last. For instance - women wearing platform Loubutons platform heels in public was common for a while and I loved it, but rarely see it now. A current trend that’s seems to…

V Live International Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

V live raided and shut down.

HOUSTON – A Houston strip club was shut down, its manager arrested and multiple other people detained during a major sting operating late Friday, according to the Houston Police Department. At approximately 11:30 p.m. Friday, Houston Police Department’s Narcotics Division raided…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

First visit in 18 months

I had not been to the Millstream (or any strip club) since before covid. I had the opportunity to remedy that today and it was a good visit. I arrived about 1:30pm and stayed for…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

My new go-to NYC club by FAR

Finally had the chance to check out this place after learning that their Covid guidelines have been fully lifted (no mask, no restrictions). Been hearing great things if you’re looking for a club that just…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

No cover or temperature check anymore on day shift

Unlike previous visits last summer during the height of Covid, I was pleased to see the atmosphere at 390 has changed for the better. This club has been previously well reviewed but is located in an…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

First Post-COVID Visit

This review is for two visits this week, on Monday and Friday, both in the afternoon. These were my first visits since shortly before the pandemic hit. On Monday, I arrived at around 4:00. There was…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Latest Trip to OGD

I returned to OGD after running a few errands This past Thursday. I arrived a little after 1pm and the parking lot was full. There were a few customers chatting on the patio along with…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

First time back post pandemic

Haven't been here, or any other club for that matter, in over a year. The day I went, some recent changes include no one under 21 as well as a new GM apparently. First, general…

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Club with no dances....no vip

Fuck this. Cheetahs Hollywood has its grand reopening. The dancers have pasties. Theres no dances no vip. You either tip on stage or have to buy a bottle then throw money at the girl while she dances in your…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Underwhelming Talent. Pass for Now - Try Again Later

One word: underwhelming. First visit post-covid. I read an interesting story in the Post about Sapphire being "back to normal" and was hoping for the same here. Disappointed. The basics: no cover, no masks, no…

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Check out Dilbert's sugar baby wife

https://twitter.com/kristina_basham/status/1405910855552733185

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Slow Days at GoodGuys

As COVID winds down and GoodGuys has reopened I found myself curious to see how things may have changed at my old haunt. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say probably not…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Outer town first vist.

Im from Philly and decided to celebrate my bday in Dc and had to check for any strip clubs in the area. I cane across this spot and it seemed like the perfect match. I…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

It only takes 1.

So I popped in to Lido for a happy hour scout. Beer and a shot 6 bucks and a second beer for 3. Not bad, but no good looking women out of the 7or so…

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OT: Virginia Tech Football Player Charged With Killing Tinder Date After Learnin

Virginia Tech Football Player Charged With Killing Tinder Date After Learning Match Was A Man A Virginia Tech freshman football player has been charged with second-degree murder in the killing of a 40-year-old man who apparently misled about being a male…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

1 sexy Canadian between latinas

After a brief PH visit, I came straight to DD. This is a proper club. Had a good time! The club is pretty good size. $2 entry at around 5pm Tuesday. As soon as you…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Suprised still open

I have not been here for at least 5 years and post COVID I was not sure what to expect. I arrived just before 7 and up until 7 it is no cover. There was an…

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Photo of Escort...

Out of curiosity, when you contacting an escort girl, and they send you photo(s) of what they suppose to look like. How often do you really meet those escort who look like them in the picture(s) they send you to?

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not giving up on day shift, but night shift was just a hustle

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit to a past…

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Most ridiculous strip club policy

A few years ago I visited a South Florida SC and got to experience one the silliest, most useless SC policies I have ever seen. I got a few lap dances from this Dominican gal. Curvy, with big natural titties. After…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Laundry Time

I had a bit of ME time on a Friday night so I decided to spend it at the Playhouse. Pink building that sits right on a major highway so it is very easy access.…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Pretty good, but takes getting used to!

Well that was interesting. I decide that life sucks and I should experience BNA just once. It was over an hour drive. Finding the words to describe what I just saw is difficult. I have…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Took a trip to the very exclusive Scarlett's. How benevolent they were to grant me admission. Oh praise the lord.

What a blessing it is that we all have Scarlett's in our lives. Were it not for Scarlett's, I don't know what would become of the fabric of society here in South Florida. Upon driving…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Old but reliable Huggers

Place: The huggers that day was a bit darker than I remembered, soft lighting at the stage and bar, almost none elsewhere. Chairs at the corner for dances, some tables around (20?) and there are…

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Hardcore Retirement

At the moment, I’m in hardcore* retirement. My kids recently received their report cards. For a third year in a row there were nothing but A’s all year long. The lowest “A” at the end of the year…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Best damn club in the upstate

Friend and I decided to go to this club after hitting up twin peaks for dinner. As far as I know , this is the only club in Greenville that doesn’t make the dancers wear…

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When porn stars get signed to an agency are they legally unable to...?

Hey guys, When porn stars get signed to an agency are they unable to sugar date, escort or shoot for pay content? It seems like small group of porn stars will escorts or shoot amateur films but only through specific…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A Night with the Dolls

Well went on Thursday evening to avoid the weekend crowd and has been previously been reported enjoy the hot weekend level dolls. Self-parking was free in a well lit lot with two security guys…

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How a Mother’s Day celebration ended up at a suburban strip club

The moms didn't get what was promised. No strippers either. https://wgntv.com/news/wgn-investigates/brunch-gone-bad-how-a-mothers-day-celebration-ended-up-at-a-suburban-strip-club/

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Things have changed

I've been to MV probably a half dozen times in the past 20 years. Most recently I was there in the spring of 2019. I immediately noticed the club was not very full and the seating…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sadly gone downhill…

First off, LD’s has never been a particularly “nice” club, always been a little bit seedy. But let’s face it, you are coming for fully nude anyways right? For some reason I’ve always enjoyed LDs…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Give the devil his due!

Casa Diablo is pretty familiar to most Portland residents but for out of towners you should know that it's kind of legendary in a town with a record setting number of strip clubs. They advertise…

Politics

Biden gives Putin a list of 16 places off limits for hackers.

Reminded me of this Disney classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9oWq9zIXTY

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's is Open Again; Not at Full Speed

I was in the area today so decided to drive by Mario's; it's a place where I've had a lot of good times in the past and hadn't been in the area at all.…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lackluster

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Lap Dance clock is short!

This place is inexpensive to enter and friendly place to sit around the bar and watch tv and sometimes the girl on stage. The girls are generally friendly when they come around for…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Most boring lap dance in decades

Been going here for years but took 1.5 yrs off during COVID. It was great prior to COVID. Clean and comfortable setting. Friendly staff make you feel welcome.…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunrise gogo is a go go!

Visited this place last Saturday. Ive been hearing about the Paterson gogo scene for some time but never ventured to the area. Finally stopped by at around 10 PM. Parking lot to the side of…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Impressive Changes

I know that Arizona Turd Blossom is going to claim that this is a club ad, but it’s not. Since I joined TUSCL in 2014, I have had more than 220 reviews published from…

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Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin Rocket

Interesting design: https://images.app.goo.gl/65MjRRd6gPiddAiW8

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Why I got fired...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdhYmWyw/ Den I started da shit truck business

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide is really not Follies at all

This was my second visit to Vivide, i.e. Follies Daytime. I think they should no longer be able to use that name in any way. The only resemblance to Follies was Barry (the…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

PSA: TITS are back in town!

Opening July 6 https://gogonj.com/

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The Start of a new Pole Dance Career?

Could be but definitely not my type. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/watch-black-bear-performs-pole-dance-routine/vi-AAL92VX?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

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Mask = The Minority Now

I’ve noticed a shift in the past 2 weeks, now people wearing masks are in the minority out in businesses. Two weeks ago (at least in my area) it was the opposite. Majority of workers are maskless with…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Amy is her name?

Does anyone know where the Dominican named Amy work at? Apparently she owns the bakery across the street from this place but idk? Any idea of where she works? Any insight would be greatly appreciated. She has a nice body…

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Favorite TV Shows Growing Up

What were some of your favorite TV shows when you were a kid? A-Team Adam’s Family (those were old reruns when I was a kid) ALF Different Strokes

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Lap dance-starved men pack Sapphire after NYC lifts COVID restrictions

Have you been lap dance-starved? https://pagesix.com/2021/06/16/strip-club-sapphire-packed-after-nyc-lifts-covid-restrictions/

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Street vendors.

Last week on my way home from downtown Atlanta I noticed 2 individuals selling cold water bottles. Is this happening around the country and is it now or just resuming after Covid shutdowns. What else is being sold. I'm also…

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Does anybody know the coding for adding links to your post?

I had saved the formatting on my old computer but never got it transferred over. I remember the coding was in brackets like < and > and it had a place to put the URL and a place to…

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Strip club visit cured me.

Of my remaining Covid fear. I’m a logical fellow. I’m in my upper 60s, on BP meds, and have a deep seated reluctance to dying prematurely by suffocation (the Covid method). So I took all the recommendations seriously,…

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Your Top Chain Restaurants

I do a good amount of traveling I would say. And a lot of times I find myself in towns where they might not exactly be New Orleans or some shit when it comes to food. So I got to…

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How it is when I cum to Ricky's house...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdM2p1Aw/ We play cops and robbers with handcuffs!

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Recommendations Needed

Going to Jacksonville soon.... Any suggestions on where should I dance at?

Violet Myers Masturbation Shrine

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in America right now. I tried to line up an escort meeting with her and the agency told me "don't bother she hasn't returned our calls or text in months. Too flaky" Know that I was willing to drop a fuck ton on that to make that happen. Too much to admit on here I would never hear the end of it but know it would be an all time PL offer. Ahhh, C'est la vie. This article is sort of…

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Best Sex Ever Survey

This will be interesting to see if there’s a trend. Survey: of all your sex partners, which if these questions describe that person best. Stipulation: you have had to have sex with this person at least…

Politics

Should Biden step down or be removed as President immediately?

He's just not well. I think everyone has always assumed he couldn't last 4 years.

Staying Safe and Smart around Strip Clubs

No, I am not talking about putting the little ranger in MOPP IV. Two recent reviews of Miami area clubs specifically mentioned a ghetto night crowd or specific thug characters after dark. I can't remember any time that I felt particularly unsafe in or around a strip club. Part of that is that I'm pretty good at sensing the energy (not being metaphysical, you can pick up on vibes- if somebody is intending or expecting trouble), part is knowing how to spot trouble before it erupts (colors, tats, tags, suspicious bulges, plainclothes cops), and the rest is luck. I remember a specific time in New Orleans, where I closed Rick's Cabaret. It was all the more memorable because I had just…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Locals

Do these guys take good care of locals? as far as covers, drinks, etc.

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

closing

https://www.newsday.com/long-island/suffolk/topless-bar-buying-smithtown-oasis-1.50253157 By Nicholas Spangler [email protected] @spanglernewsday Updated May 20, 2021 5:56 PM Smithtown is preparing to buy the topless bar that has operated for decades across from the statue of town mascot Whisper the Bull on West Main Street. The…