Sarcasm - Do you get it ?
Warrior15
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Round one in the bedroom lasts quite a while with lots of foreplay, oral, then some good hard condom covered fucking. After that, we go back out to the living room. We have some wine and grapes while I recover. We sit and talk for a bit. But she's sitting there all naked so it doesn't take me long to get ready again. So back to the bedroom for round two. Now I'm like most guys. It takes me longer for round two. Especially if some wine and a condom are involved. Not to get hard, I'm ready. No, it takes a lot more effort for me to have an orgasm the second time. So we are fucking for a while. After several minutes of moving around into different positions, I can sense that the girl is getting a little tired. Next thing I know, she hops off me, pulls the condom off, and starts blowing me. She is awesome at this. She's going at my dick as if it were some candy or ice cream. I'm in heaven. After a few minutes of this, the inevitable happens.
Now most girls I think can tell when a guy is going to explode. I moan a little, then tense up right before I release. So I am assuming the girl knows what's about to happen. I assumed wrong. She shrieks as she pulls away her half filled mouth and runs to the bathroom. She rinses her mouth out with water. Then she leans back into the bedroom and shouts. " I Love You ".
Now if didn't know better, I might think this crazy girl had fallen for me. But since I understand sarcasm, I know what she really means was. " you asshole, why did yo cum in my mouth " .
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I appreciate sarcasm. When enjoying a girl OTC - who is a bit younger than me - and who is originally from another country - I know some sarcastic comments might not register. But, I hope the ones that don’t register - don’t offend either.
Aren’t you supposed to tap on the wall when you are about to cum?
I remember chatting with a dancer once about some of my more acceptable kinks. I mentioned how hot I found some nuns. She seemed to find that interesting, so we continued chatting about naughty nuns - and our Catholic upbringings (she was from Brazil). I then mentioned how aroused I would get when watching Sally Field flying - and how arousing it might have been if mother superior took her over her knee for a bare bottom spanking. She had no idea what I was talking about. Or maybe I just horrified her to the point of being unable to fake her interest?!
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Good times, good times.
You should have answered “I know”...
Maybe she really loves you, you will be surprised how some girls are into falling in love and getting married, they have been planning their dream wedding since they were 12 years old.
My ATF stripper/Sugar Baby referred to me as “my fiancé”, her sister told me.
1) the check is in the mail
2) I’ll take care of that first thing in the morning
3) I promise honey I won’t come in your mouth
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Love isn't a yes/no thing, it's a how much thing. If you want to be more than a customer, tell her you'd love to spend more (non-sexual) time with her, but you can't afford more $ than what you're already giving her. See if she takes you up on it.
It's rare for women to cum from giving a BJ, they do it so we can cum. Many women can't cum from a dick in their vag, also primarily doing it for us. If it's truly important to you to be special to her, you should try to find out what things give her the strongest orgasms, and do them, even if they're not what give you the strongest orgasms. Honestly, she probably gets better orgasms from people she knocks boots with for free. But if she has a non-toxic personality, she'll be charmed by any indication you care what she (sexually and/or non-sexual) likes, and don't assume you know what she does or should like. If she has a toxic personality, she'll take any non-shithead behavior on your part as a sign that you need her desperately, and expect that she can jerk you around even more. But, toxic personalities generally lead to a shitshow, one way or another.
Wait till you hear what she says Warrior when you lowball her next time, then you’ll really know where the whole thing stands
Sugar dating is sex work. So is marrying someone for primarily financial reasons. But living in denial is the secret to some sort of happiness for many people.
I don't see a sex worker as someone I can be less considerate to than anyone else. So, if a sugar baby wants something more than that, that seems like getting into "more emotionally complicated.
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More importantly, on TUSCL the aging men don't want to think of themselves as johns. The girls I've been with know what's going on.
I know strippers who take it in the mouth without flinching. No extra charge.