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San Jose Guy Fund: Please Contribute

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Okay shortly I am going to put up a GoFundMe for San Jose Guy, can you guys please contribute.

The money is going to be used for some cloud space so he can start saving all his notes there, able to access them anywhere in the world instead of using TUSCL as his own personal notebook.

I am also going to get him a couple reams of paper, a new box of crayons and a trapper keeper with Velcro to keep his physical notes and drawings in (I just hope the goat doesn’t eat the crayons and San Jose Guy doesn’t barter the reams of paper for gay sex in the ally behind the San Jose Public Library).

If you can contribute any unused household items I’ll be posting the address where to send those soon as well. I know the goat could use a new blanket because he ate his old one. San Jose Guy can use some underwear because he burned a hole in his last pair after eating spicy curry soup at the San Jose soup kitchen last week.

Remember, no donation is too small, and San Jose Guy could use some new tires for his Huffy bike.

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san_jose_guy

Shailynn Fund

His mom's Chrysler Town and Country mini-van is an old one with a Mitsubishi I4 engine. Top gear is not very high. It's not going to keep going much longer.

en.wikipedia.org

They drive all around West Texas so Shailynn can sing the the Christian Glee Club. His mom wants money to buy a new Chrysler Pacifica, to make sure they keep getting to these events.

So please donate.

And in the meantime, SHAILYNN YOU FUCKING IDIOT, LEARN TO USE IGNORE ON THREADS YOU DON'T LIKE.

SJG

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shailynn

How was work today SJG?

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shailynn

You and your goat going to have a romantic candle lit dinner tonight at the soup kitchen?

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joker44

🤖 lol Waste of $$. He already has such a webspace where he can talk to himself and store his 'thoughts':

Lifeboat Forum, save link some place safe:
testosteronelifeboat.freeforums.net

Attention here only encourages a fanatic paranoid shitposting on TUSCL and that ain't funny at all 💩

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Tetradon

No sale. Raving lunatic tough guys on the internet are more common than porn.

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twentyfive

Fuck that let him get a job I heat Mickey Ds is paying $15 an hour plus fries

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shailynn

Damn I totally forgot about that. Why does he post here when he has an entire website to himself? Nobody gives a crap about his YouTube links.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

He posts here because he wants an audience for what he thinks of as "deep thought", but what it actually creepy crazy.

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shailynn

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.

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Deep thoughts by the goat. No, not G.O.A.T. as in Greatest Of All Time, we are talking about an actual goat.

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Make a gofundme for me. I'll take the money. Or if you want I can put you on a winning team for a choose up fee and a small percentage.

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jackslash

I will send him "A Goat Fancier's Guide to London."

londonist.com

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Mate27

I will donate a wire basket for the front of his huffy bike, so he can keep that trapper keeper and your teams of paper in it.
San Jose Tool!

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^ Meat72, you'll be paid decent wages as a grave digger.

SJG

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TheeOSU

^

Lol, such a snappy comeback.

They'll make Meat a millionaire if he digs your grave, CREEP!

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san_jose_guy

Go Fund Me Thee OSU. Get enough money to undo the sewing up of his asshole so that he can be a Night Saint again.

SJG

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TheeOSU

^

Lol, such a snappy comeback.

Hey creep, your ex-wife told me that you're a CREEPY FUCKING MORON THAT SMELLS LIKE GOAT!

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TheeOSU

BTW regarding your ex-wife, you've already bumped countless of your useless threads since you returned why not bump some of your "woe is me my wife ran away and left me because I'm a creepy fuck threads"?

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TheeOSU

link didn't work but you can use it to search _ sleepy time rapist

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Mate27

Lol at the keyboard cowboy San Jose creep keeping the thread interesting by adding a bit of fringe thinking here. OSU slammed dunked his goat fucking ass! SJG takes goat dick up his ass, and when the goat does a reach around to grab his balls he finds SJG witha raging hard on!

Stay home from the library you huffy bike riding momma’s boy, SJG!

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Cashman1234

Sorry Shailynn - but I think that type of sandbox will be unused by SJG. He posts here for the attention and reactions.

SJG should be put away in a mental hospital - before he acts on his delusions. I don’t want to be subpoenaed in a few years after there is a hostage situation in the San Jose area.

The more he posts, the more it confirms he has lost grasp on reality. I don’t know where he lives - but it appears he has lost contact with other reasonable humans. He is living in a world of delusions and his posts confirm his delusions are likely his reality.

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shadowcat

To hell with SJG. I'm CEO of the "Head Foundation". Please give generously.

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Mate27

Maybe we should have the funds go toward getting him laid by one of those fat Mexicans he posts pics about? Keep him busy so he doesn’t go to the library every day posting his crap. Those fat Mexicans gotta be $10-$20 a session. They’re on the streets of TJ waiting for SJG types anyway, let’s bring them to him!

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Tetradon

Forget funding, Founder needs to ban his ass. We're one creepy rape incident in the South Bay away from getting subpoenaed.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ Agreed.

I've commented several times before that many people here seem to think he's some combination of merely annoying or humorous, but I have to wonder how that opinion might change if SJG moved in to the house next to your family.

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twentyfive

^ NIMBY

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san_jose_guy

Fund Shadowcat, he is asking for it. The rest of you learn to use ignore, or just Shut The Fuck Up.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

^^^ No, I prefer to remind everyone that you're creepy as fuck and earned the nickname "Sleepytime Rapist".

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Tetradon

SJG, this place isn't your personal homepage. You've never posted even a single review or article. You have no power and no friends here.

We are all here at Founder's pleasure. He has banned people for implying that Trump was a pedophile. Banning someone who posts detailed rape fantasies should be a slam dunk, as it creates legal liability.

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datinman

One can ignore the dozens of OT threads you continue to bump, but have enough social awareness to realize the rape fantasy posts and the S & M pictures you keep throwing out are disturbing to a great many members. Sex with unconscious women, locking women in plexiglass sex boxes, forcing yourself on AMP attendants, and now having sex with tied up women. Really creepy stuff. There is a theme here that is freaking out even the PLs and perverts on this board. Your posts make you come across as a registered sex offender. Come to think of it, that might explain your 14 month absence.

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JimGassagain

SJG “the rest of you learn to use ignore”. We all think that yiu should take your own advice SJGoat fucker! You’re the one who has come onto this thread to discuss your stupid story of O off topic. Nobody invited you to join this thread so if you don’t like it then use the ignore feature, but instead you’d rather use the ignorant feature.

Bacon!!

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JimGassagain

^^^Founder can publish the TUSCL version of the Story of SJ “O” my G-oatfucker!

Bacon!!

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Cashman1234

We can push SJG to leave as much as possible - but he’s not going away. He loves any reaction to his posts. That type of stuff is the usual troll - and narcissistic behavior.

But, the detailed rape fantasies he posts - are where things cross a line - and based on SJG’s limited grasp of reality - things could escalate and get very bad.

I hope he doesn’t go off the rails - and act on his fantasies.

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Tetradon

^ There's one way, ban his ass. I can deal with his detailed and tedious conversations with himself (the only person here who finds him interesting), but this is a place for strip club enthusiasts, not wannabe rapists.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

From the perspective of annoyance, the threads he starts are easy to deal with. Just hit the 'hide' button. But that tool falls apart miserably when he hijacks other people's threads and runs the train off the tracks.

But that just deals with the annoyance factor, and does not address his being creepy and rapey.

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Still waiting on my gofundme....

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ATACdawg

"Mistah SJG - he dead.

A penny for the old man!"

With apologies to Joseph Conrad.😉

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Supremeruler

"There's one way, ban his ass."

No not yet. Hes still offering some entertainment value, for now...

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Feigning offense to promote censorship

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DeclineToState

I would def contribute to a gofundme campaign ensuring he’d depart for good. And I’ve even got him on ignore.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Chessmaster said "No not yet. Hes still offering some entertainment value, for now..."

No, he's really not.

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Cashman1234

Maybe we offer a trade? We purchase a goat and trade the goat for SJG’s smartphone?

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ATACdawg

I don't think so - that could get us in trouble with PITA, and that would bring in the crazies a hundredfold! 😧😬😵

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TheeOSU

^

Huh? We're getting in trouble with flat bread? Lol

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