SILICONE valley

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly expen$ive.) My friend even got rejected at the door last time because he was wearing basketball shorts. “No athletic wear” the desk girl told him. Typical golf community BS.

We both made sure to wear khaki shorts this time lmao. $10 entry. About 30 minutes until midnight. Pretty decently busy. Most tables around the 1 stage were full but a few seats at the bar. Constant plates of buffalo wings coming out and they smelled good af. But I was more interested in the talent than the food.

First thing I’ll say is: great place for big tit lovers. I’ve never seen such a concentration of implants and big naturals in a little club. About 15 dancers working that night. Not an A cup in the house. One dark haired latina girl with ginormous big naturals and a nice bubble butt in dark green lace. She was sitting alone in a corner and I missed my chance before she was probably scooped up to one of the many overpriced private room options. One short black girl with dark hair and C cups. The rest were these pretty hot but stuck up white girls. Some with phenomenal fat asses. A lot of tall slim thick girls. Ranged from early 20s newbie strippers to 40something Botox housewife looking types.