There's nothing sadder in a strip club than....

grand1511
Euphoria
...the DJ made up in full Heath Ledger Joker make-up and hairstyle on Oct. 1.

What else you all got?

52 comments

  • shailynn
    3 years ago
    2Icee in the club thinking he is a pimp, only to get kicked out 15 minutes after he had arrived for harassing dancers.

    Juice, arriving 3 minutes after they had just shut down the free midnite buffet

    JS69 thinking he had just met DS #42 until he checked her ID and found out she was 23 years old.
  • datinman
    3 years ago
    The Joker thing kind of makes sense inasmuch as Halloween 2019 saw about half the dancers dressed as Harley Quinn.
  • nicespice
    3 years ago
    Some dancer’s ex husband coming into the club and staying all night. Only buying dances from her. Only going to stage to tip her. And then after leaving the club, sending a bunch of angry text messages to her calling her a whore and that she is a bad mother and he’s going to make her miserable.

    Stuff like this is why I roll my eyes when there is negative talk about dancers over the age of 40.
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^^ Sounds pretty bad!

    SJG

    Tropical Bar Gallery
    https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8591
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Strip clubs are depressing places. No one ends up their coz they're happy in life.

    Men are there looking for a fantasy they lack at home.

    Girls are working coz they get addicted to fast money and other shit.

    Management is low lifes who prey on dancers and customers.

    Staff usually couldn't make it anywhere else. Same for djs.

    Theres money but at what cost.

    Girls stressed out about making their bag for the night. Sometimes dealing with the worst problems but having to pretend they're fine.

    For some customers it's the only interaction they ever have with women. The hope of sex at the price of a paycheck their only source of intimacy and human connection.

    Sometimes I just sit at the bar getting wasted and people watch. Its depressing as fuck. For a place selling fantasies you get a huge dose of reality
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^^ Agreed!

    SJG
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    A girl in her third trimester who still has to try to dance to make her nut.

    A woman who looks like she should have hung up the heels a decade ago.

    A girl showing clear negative signs of candy use, especially when you're watched her deteriorate over a short period of time.
  • ElDuderino_AZ
    3 years ago
    A guy spending hours standing in the men's room, praying to God or Allah or ManBearPig or whomever, that the drunk guy taking a leak will not only wash his hands afterward, but also still has a dollar in his pocket to tip for a paper towel instead of giving it to a topless girl on the stage.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Things I've recently seen.

    A girl who steals food in the dressing room coz she doesn't have money. Breaks down and cries coz she's taking care of her mom and disabled brother. Living in weeklies.

    A girl not wanting her shift to end coz her boyfriend pimp beats her. Drinking herself into a stupor wishing she never had a baby with him.

    Girl with herpes being the most popular extras girl.

    An old man with a walker coming in getting one lap dance and leaving.

    A manager forced a drunk dancer to suck him off. Raped her.

    Beautiful girls ruining themselves with plastic surgery. One gorgeous girl got botched lip injections

    An older dancer who walks the street after her shift turning tricks.

    A girl who turned to drugs coz she can't cope with hoeing but needs the money. This is all too common. They go from trapping to being trapped.

    A customer who assaulted a girl after spending his entire paycheck. Coz he wanted his money back.

    Homeless men being kicked out of the club.

    A pregnant dancer getting jumped by 5 girls in the parking lot

    An old dancers husband following her around the club. Arguing in tagalog. He actually sat next to her while she gave dances and they argued.

    A girl who I talked out of bringing a gun to work and using it. The stress and toxicity made her hate the club and everyone there that much.

    A customer who robbed a dancer after her shift
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    The most disturbing thing I remember is a girl who would sell customers date rape drugs for the vip room.
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    YIPES!

    I do not believe you!

    SJG

    https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8871
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    ^ You really know quite a low class group of people don’t you, remind me again what there is about you that attracts such a bunch of losers.
  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    The extraordinary high number of dancers that smoke. How much does the cost of smoking contribute to “I can’t make rent this month”. Google says it’s $2500 to $5000 per year depending on where you live, how much you smoke, the brand…..and haven’t even considered the long term costs of health
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^^^^^ I agree here with motorhead 100%

    SJG

  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Let's not forget the guys going to a club just to cim in their pants.

    Married men spending money there instead of on their families.

    Managers pimping girls.

    Men trolling clubs for hookers.


    Customers who either have no chance with women unless they pay and those who act like they own a girl coz they bought a dance.....and like ones who think they have some right to tell a girl what to do with her money
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^^ I largely agree with ICEE here too.

    Just some minor interpretation differences.

    SJG
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    ^ Amazing how judgemental the two of you are , is there any subject or person that you guys don’t have an opinion about
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^^^ 25, I could ask the same of you.

    SJG

    TJ Street
    https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8868

    OMS Martinism
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j46T-7ha…
  • Mate27
    3 years ago
    Seeing a guy who lives in his momma’s basement ride his huffy bike to the club and attempt a FRMOS on a girl without paying for it because he is too broke, and get thrown out of the club by the bouncer and has to walk home because he forgot to lock up his bicycle as it was stolen by teenage kids. The topper is the said PL this happened to has a handle named San Jose Guy!
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    ^^^ What will be exhilarating to see is a former leech financializer being retrained as a grave digger.

    SJG

    TJ Street
    https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=8868
  • JimGassagain
    3 years ago
    ^^^ wow, what a zinger! You’re a tough keyboard cowboy, right L1oydSchoene?
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    I remember one afternoon at a sleazy club - when it was dead - between the lunch crowd and the evening crowd. A guy comes in - and he wants to buy dances - but he apparently can’t afford it. He asks around for money. I give him a $20 - because it is a sad situation.

    He actually has a little money - but it’s not in his checking account - so he can’t access it with his ATM/debit card.

    He has a cell phone - but he hasn’t been able to keep the service - as he has little money.

    He talks to the club manager - to get the WiFi password - to access his bank account - and transfer money from savings to checking.

    Then he uses the club ATM to withdraw cash so he can buy a few dances - from a dancer who he thought had real feelings for him.

    I left the club before he finished his dances. It was too sad - even for an angry old drunk like me!
  • san_jose_guy
    3 years ago
    Strip clubs are not a good place to go without money.

    And always, buying dances is a chumps game.

    SJG
  • datinman
    3 years ago
    There's nothing sadder in a strip club than....

    The guys that go in thinking they are somehow special and better than all the other PLs.

    The guys that think they have some magic formula that the girls have never experienced before.

    (Pimp persona - sure, none of the girls have seen that before. Treat them like a regular girl - don't most people anyway? I'm young so it's not about the money - yeah, right. I converted her into an extras girl and she only does OTC with me - Sure, if that makes you feel better about paying twice as much as I do, whatever.) I think it would be an interesting thread for the dancers here to talk about the stupidest games PLs have tried to run on them.
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ===> "Strip clubs are depressing places. No one ends up their coz they're happy in life."

    Speak for yourself. But I will say that after all of your examples, I never want to visit wherever the fuck you club. 😂
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    Nothing sadder than a wanna be pimp persona, coming on a strip club board and talking about his latest failed suicide attempt, with his long list of failures, it's long past Icee's expiration date. Your fifteen minutes have expired.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Rick you're not happy.
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ^ OK icee, if you say so. 😉
  • Mate27
    3 years ago
    Icee telling someone they’re unhappy after he created a thread telling us he wanted to end his life over a junkie stripper whore who was his girlfriend that dumped him. You can’t make up this shit and shit!! Lmfao
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ^ People with mental illnesses, including autism, depression and anxiety disorders, are so stuck in their own heads that they are unable to grasp the different ranges of emotions experienced by others. Instead the only way they can process the actions of others is to look at them using their own limited emotional spectrum.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    I have seen folks say - no girl decides to strip unless she’s desperate for money. Even that statement is flawed. There are exceptions to every rule.

    I think there are guys who go to clubs who are happy - and who are looking to party with half naked women.

    There are guys who go because they can’t get the same sexual action at home. They may have a healthy marriage, but they may want additional services.

    Some guys may go because they are divorced and they aren’t in a relationship - and they want nsa type sexual encounters with half naked girls.

    It is the same when judging dancers and their decisions to work in a club.

    Some might love dancing - and it may allow them to dance and get paid.

    The dancer may be an exhibitionist - and love attention and she may feel incredibly powerful on stage.

    The common thread is that it’s easy to judge others - and it’s just as easy to be wrong. We don’t knowing others situations and motivations.
  • motorhead
    3 years ago


    I don’t regularly go over to SW but I’ve browsed occasionally. Especially among the dancers from the UK and Australia there really seems to be a widespread hatred of men and customers. Or at least a strong dislike. There’s some of that in the US too, but seems less intense.

    I’ve never understood if you hate your job that much, why not pursue other options.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    I'd say that closing time at any club is universally sad, if not dangerous.
  • jackslash
    3 years ago
    The saddest thing is when a geriatric trick spends his entire social security check on a 22-year-old dancer and she still doesn't love him. For some unknown reason this happens every time I go to a club.
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    The bottom line is most people end up in strip clubs coz they can't get what they're looking for in their own lives. That's not happiness.


    And Rick youre a married man who sees hookers and convinces himself he's their only trick 🤡
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ===> "The bottom line is most people end up in strip clubs coz they can't get what they're looking for in their own lives. That's not happiness."

    Repeating the same thing over and over doesn't make it any more valid, it just makes you look like an autistic retard. Small wonder your GF is now getting her brains fucked out by a loser weed dealer who rides a bicycle. He no doubt seemed like an upgrade. ✔
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    If your wife gave you what you want you wouldn't be out looking for hookers. So yeah I'm right
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    My girl admitted she loves me too much. Its all complicated now.
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    ^ if this stupidity isn’t sad nothing is.
  • SirLapdancealot
    3 years ago
    "The bottom line is most people end up in strip clubs coz they can't get what they're looking for in their own lives. That's not happiness."

    ^^^ The bottom line is icee ends up using drugs and money to lure stripper whores for GFE coz she can't get a woman to be with her any other way. That's not "dating".

    LMFAO icee you just projected. 😂🤡
  • SirLapdancealot
    3 years ago
    I think it's sad when a stripper goes on stage and everyone leaves and she dances for nobody her entire set.

    And this is the saddest thing I ever read about some PL trick bitch feigning suicide in a strip club coz she was "in love" with a coke junkie stripper whore:
    https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7636…
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ===> "If your wife gave you what you want you wouldn't be out looking for hookers. So yeah I'm right"

    My wife is my age while strippers are not. It's neither especially complicated nor a result of some great sadness, lol. 😉

    But you can't understand that of course because you'll likely never have a wife or children for that matter (thank goodness). Your condition just doesn't allow you to interact normally with people, which is why you chase after drug addicted strippers and try to turn them into Disney princesses, lmao. So while I understand why someone like you might take getting a little tail from club dancer so seriously, tbh for me it's just a "have my cake and eat it too" kinda' thing. 👍
  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    “I think it's sad when a stripper goes on stage and everyone leaves and she dances for nobody her entire set“

    That’s an excellent one. Heartless DJ’s should give some thought when setting the rotation. Never send up the fugliest dancer on shift after the hottest dancer. I rarely feel sorry for dancers but it is sad to see the entire tip rail walk away
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    Rick if you were happy with your wife and your marriage you wouldn't need that.

    I've been in monogamous relationships. It's not hard.

  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    You're getting stuck in a repetitive loop again Icee. Time to go into the bedroom and do you noise and tactile sensory exercises. 😉
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    The same bs gets you the same reply
  • gSteph
    3 years ago
    > I've been in monogamous relationships. It's not hard.

    No, not for a weekend, or a month. But you'll likely never do it for years or decades, because someone would need to really like and love you - even - after they got to really know you.

  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ===> "Never send up the fugliest dancer on shift after the hottest dancer. I rarely feel sorry for dancers but it is sad to see the entire tip rail walk away"

    Honestly this doesn't bother me very much. If a girl is so awful than not a single person wants to tip her then maybe she should be considering ways to improve herself (often these are bigger girls) or another line of work.
  • rickdugan
    3 years ago
    ===> "No, not for a weekend, or a month. But you'll likely never do it for years or decades, because someone would need to really like and love you - even - after they got to really know you."

    You can't explain stuff like this to a lonely and depressive headcase with no frame of reference. He yearns so badly for what he will likely never have that he just can't fathom how anyone who does have it could still wants a little side tail. He'll never understand the dynamics that develop over many years of aging and having kids with the same woman.

    Every so often I'll also run into a baby stripper with a similar mindset. She can't understand why the club is so full of older married guys. But unlike Icee, they eventually learn. 😉
  • Icee Loco (asshole)
    3 years ago
    You don't have what I want. I want something real.

    You can lie to yourself all you want to legitimate your poor choices
  • SirLapdancealot
    3 years ago
    ^^^ LMFAO icee you want something "real" by going to a strip club where the women are there to provide a fantasy to anyone giving them money and drugs. 🤦🤡
  • Mate27
    3 years ago
    Another stupid comment or several from our resident batshit crazy PL IceeNigga! He (or she) is young, dumb, and full of cum and it’s clear he has no idea what he’s talking about with the little life experience he has. He still thinks men find a woman and falls happily in love forever after. SMH….

    If there’s one thing that is universally known about men is that they aren’t wired to stay infatuated with the same woman the rest of their life like the first day after fucking them. The old saying is find me a hot woman, and I’ll find you somebody who’s tired of fucking her. Rick is just being a normal ass guy. Also, women find one guy to solve all their problems, but men find several women to solve their one problem. If you haven’t figured that out yet my IceeNigga, then you’re as seriously socially and emotionally muted as Rick Dugan claims you are.
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