The only social media site I participate in is Facebook. I actually created an account about 10 years ago because a dancer asked me if I was on Facebook. And I’ve only hung around because of some sports groups I’m in.
I don’t have Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tik Tok or whatever the latest trendy site is.
Over the weekend I installed Facebook on a new laptop I purchased. I don’t know what the hell I clicked on when I set it up but now on Facebook on my phone I get these short 30 second videos mostly of hot extremely young (and not so young) women dancing.
I couldn’t help but watch some of these videos. ( I have no idea if it’s Tik Tok or what irbid) - Did I say hot young girls?
Anyway most dance to this same song. It only took a few seconds of googling to discover it’s called The Chopping Dance. The song is called Magic Bomb
Jesus, it’s nice eye candy but what a worthless waste of time. My generation was inventing the microchip and shit. These girls are shaking their butt for old perverts like me on the internet.


Yeah we have to bring back the high culture of the good ole days. Pet rocks. Streaking. Not wearing your seat belt so you'll be "thrown clear" of the accident. Legal marital rape. Coat-hanger abortions. The police shooting people in the back because they were "fleeing felons". Rape being asked on the stand what they were wearing when they got raped.
Consider A) a female twerking her nice butt, and B) somebody driving a flashing, overpriced car. At least A does not involve wasting a shit-ton of money. We appreciate it when neighbors plant pretty flower around their house for us to see. I like me some pretty flowers, but would have to admit I much prefer a beautiful twerking bum.
I didn't personally help invent the microchip. I don't feel better than anybody else for being as old as the people who did.