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Legends

Detroit, Michigan

GPS here is legendary

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Another amazing evening!

As promised, I returned on the Monday to see Peaches and Nicole. Same $20 entry, but no free pat-down this time. I got my $10 water from the bar, tipping a dollar to the girl behind,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Not much going on

Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water. Layout is one…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

A fun - all be it expensive, night.

Hadn't been here for a few years, so decided to give it another go, as I usually have a great time here. Entry was $20 with free pat-down, and a one drink min. I went…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Never again

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok. I…

Alley Katz

Windsor, Ontario

Whenever getting a hj in a back alley, I also always try to feed the cats

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick pat down and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Always what I hope for in Tampa

I get to Tampa a few times a year. This visit put me there on a Monday night which is usually a pretty quiet night at Scarlett's. Paid the $10 door fee and $6 water…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thank you Jolie!

Desperation set in. Middle of the afternoon and the lineup at Risque was lacking. Decided to take a peek in PHL. Right off 130, huge pink building, you can’t miss it. Parking lot was kind…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Decent Friday afternoon visit

The girls here used to be stunning (and fully nude all the time). As other reviewers have mentioned, there's been a big drop off. I agree, but overall, I found that the bottom (meaning the…

Front Room

Buzzkills

Went to the club on a Monday which is very rare for me. It was dead but at least there was 0 cover charge and drinks were 4 dollars. Posted up by the bar and within 5…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

200-unit residential venture next to Vivide.

There goes the overflow parking lot. Can the club survive the developement. Full story with photos: https://atlanta.urbanize.city/post/marietta-boulevard-tower-development-near-beltline-strip-club-images-first-look

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Missing the Porthole of old

This place just isn't the Porthole of old. About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still some good looking…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Fun night at Foxy's

I was in Austin for a night on business, so I figured I'd drop by Foxy's to check it out. Overall, I had an enjoyable evening, but quickly ran out of money, so beware... The…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

A lot of Cat named clubs in this city

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to a library I…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Disappointment visit with expensive air dances.

Arrived on Friday after 1am. The club was packed with customers and 20+ girls. I noticed that all attractive/hot girls come there on Friday+weekends. I have been to this place during weekdays as well but…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Liz good for Wang.

Forgive me please. I from Vietnam. My English no good. I try and right review. Ok Pandora very good. Very nice. I pay $21 for enter. I get 7up. I go daytime. Good time. Very…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Inflation is rearing it's ugly head

Decided to drop by Platinum West as I was back home for St. Patty's Day weekend. I arrived around Midnight and there was not a seat open in the house. This is not uncommon for…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First trip back in years

It's been a while since I have went to BTs, figure I would give it a try. I did valet my car, and noticed the valet girl took a pic of my license plate,…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Eastern Euros in Windsor

Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to the…

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Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Well I must be a Vampire then

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor sort…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Hot Cubans not interested | typical Cuban milage

Simple id check. No cover, which is surprising considering I came in at like 11 at night. Place is absolutely PACKED with ALL Cubans ranging from 2 to 9. Ages 18 to 40s. The stage…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

St Paddy's day Colombian

After reading some reviews I will begin to describe my journey to the pink palace not my first visit here but the first one on a Saturday evening. I was with a couple of buddies…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

All around winner in the area

Quick Summary: Cheetah I find is the most well rounded club in the area. The atmosphere is lively but still offers a sort of relaxed feel. The girls are on average the best looking,…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Good time but on the pricier side

Went to Ricks on a Sunday night. Arrived there around 930PM. There were about 10 girls working that night. All the girls seemed friendly and there was a mixed ratio of white…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sometimes a little bit too much of a good time

Quick Summary: The Trap has the most party atmosphere in the area. The music is loud, often times oppressively so. There is a fair amount of make it rain, showy type behavior as it's…

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Henry the 8 south

I hear they’re reopening but not much else, any word?

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Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

A nice way to spend the afternoon.

The club is located on the Southbound side of Route 9 just north of thee light for Church Rd. There are numerous massage parlors both north and south of the club, just in case…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Only 2 Dancers on a Monday Afternoon

I arrived around 12:30PM. No cover. I found a table and then looked around for dancers. I did not see any dancers. After waiting 20 minutes, Baltimore arrived. It took her 15 minutes to get…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Too Hot at Margaritas and not the good hot

So I decided to give this place another try after they "remodeled". Was not really a remodel more like changing some seats. It's about 3 blocks past the international Bridge and very easy to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lots of Entertainment on a Friday

Silver Criket has been my favorite club to spend time visiting for a few years. Clean, non smoking bar. Attractive entertainers, several good TV's. Long bar on the right as you enter. The stage runs parallel…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Repeat visit for me for sure.

Visited class act on a Tuesday late afternoon. Club is off a busy 2 lane street but felt like a safe area with lots of various shops and stores. Plenty of free parking…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Great time at Tex Mex

I've reviewed this place before so I'm gonna copy and paste the layout and basics. So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Doesn’t seem ready to be open.

I heard the Vu was open again, so I knew I wanted to give it a try as it used to be a place I liked on occasion. I saw an ad on Instagram for…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Fun times at night

Good amount of parking spots available. When I went in, security greeted me at the door and checked my ID, no scan. All the way to the back is the bar. In between the bar…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overpriced, low quality, not worth the money spent

Cover is $30 cover Thursday, friday and sat. $20 on other days., $10 off coupon online or use the 1/2 off coupon for better deal. That deal is also online. The club had a recent entire…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Slow Sunday

Starting from the car, the parking lot is actually paved and decent finally. You walk in through 2 sets of doors and are screened by the bouncer with a wand. $20 cover and your in.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Worth the visit.. esp if you know a girl

Back to Lust after a bit. Physical space - spoiler alert, not much change since last visit **clean premises **adequate parking **$10 ($5? I think I gave a tip) to enter **one large stage, one small stage near the…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Fun Club

Parking lot at the bar is small and you will be charged for using it or asked inside where you parked. I've always found plenty of parking along the street. You have to…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

My new go to Club!

This is becoming my go to club. Yeah, it is not the cleanest joint, but they seem to always have a large crew of women I find attractive. The area is industrial with…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

There is always next time

I have been here multiple times before but had not visited since last summer. I decided to check it out again to see what is new and exciting. Keep that in mind as…

Politics

If this election isn’t won, I’m not sure that you’ll ever have another election.

Title couldn’t say it all. “If this election isn’t won, I’m not sure that you’ll ever have another election in this country.” ~ Donald “Jesus?” Trump ~ March 16, 2024 ~ Racist, Rapist, Raging Narcissist, Con-man, Guilty and liable for Sexual Abuse and Defamation,…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Check the socials

Stopped by last Friday afternoon for a first visit. I’m often through this area but usually hit other spots a little further east. Basics: this is a small, converted house in a very industrial area…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not worth a visit

After several visits without buying lap dances I have concluded this club is no longer worth visiting. It has been declining for decades. Part of this is bad management. Part of this is due to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old Reliable

Stopped in on a Sunday night for the first time on the way to NYC. Was not sure what to expect but it was busier than I thought it would be. As everyone knows club…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Mid week visit

Visited here a while ago out of curiosity, just to observe with no intentions on anything more. The parking and location feel safe enough if thats a concern for any. Walked in and there was a lady…

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Found Money

I was putting on a pair of pants today, and the back pocket felt lumpy. I put my hand in the pocket to smooth down the fabric and found a lump of cash that had gone through a full…

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Smash or Pass?

Woman In Latex Outfit, NOT AI https://tuscl.net/photo/13918 :D

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Cubans Working Hard

After reading some fellow reviews I headed on over to Raider's Reef. It was pretty empty, but it was a weekday and not too late (around 9 PM). There were few women working and…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

2 Visits: Major time wasted | Girls not interested | Overstaffed 🚩

This is my second review cause first one got rejected cause “not enough details”. Well let’s start again, this review sums up 2 visits. I went to this club last week on Friday during the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Super Slow, but I scored in VIP

Got there before 1:30. $5 parking to security guy and at this early time they still hit me for $5 cover. Briefly on layout and daytime prices. U bar with about 15 seats in center. Small…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Chill. Laid Back. Not top notch talent but enjoyable.

Get the basics out first. Parking: Free; Cover: $20 evening; Lap Dance: $20; Drinks: About $10 for liqur, $8 Beer; Dancer Quality: 5 - 7; Mileage: Std Austin scene 2-way; Extras: As rest of Austin, yes.…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Probably won't be back

Coming back from seeing Dune 2 on Thursday night I decided to check this place out. I’d only been there once before back in 90s so I wasn’t sure what to expect though the…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Bored Friday Visit

Lots of club descriptions, but here’s mine. A non-alcoholic bar on the left right when you walk in, main stage is right in front of you. There is a small stage in the back left (if…

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Unusual Signs a Girl is High Mileage?

I took a girl to the corner for some lap dances. As we started the first dance, she pulled out a little bottle. I figured it was hand sanitizer. Nope. She lubed my fingers and her pussy. She lubed other…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Fun, pricy

Pretty similar set up to how it used to be. Didn’t have to pay to park. Walk in metal detector. No phones. 30 bucks. Get through screening and another 5 for a water. No up…

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Be rickish, not dickish… the basic tenets is rickism

Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism. Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of being a rick. After all,…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cccrrrraaaazzzyyyyy

Arrived at crazy horse for the first time. No stranger to strip clubs, however, this was only my second strip club in Las Vegas to go to. I went out searching for a fully nude…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Not a great experience

It's been a year and so I decided to try teasers again. Layout is the same. Entry is 3 before 8 5 after. The building is narrow and long. Bar on the left, then chairs…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Be prepared to spend a mortgage payment for a lapdance

If you are coming here to get a lapdance, bring $300 for a quick 30 min lapdance. They have a list of prices ranging from $500 to $2000 (USD). The dancers however were…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I Tried To Tell You

My cousin from LA came to Atlanta and wanted to check out a club but he had a short turn around. He told me Goldrush was closest to where he was. I told him Goldrush…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Decent time on a Wednesday if you’re bored.

I was in town for a conference the next day and stopped by early. I got there around 8 and there was only 1 girl for the first 30 mins or so. By 9 or…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

No more TC for me.

I think this is my last visit to this club. I was there about 5 pm on a Monday. I'm not going to repeat the layout of the club. It looked the same as last…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Favorite club. Slow afternoon, but still fun. Daytime is great in my opinion.

Visit was on Monday afternoon maybe around 1230 -after leaving BSC a little after 12 I would say. Let me first just say I love the Milfs! I went looking for Mustang.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Finally met the famous Devon

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon when the lineup was supposed to include Devon. So many people on here give her very high marks that I made the trip to see if she is…

Pink Rose Luxury Gentlemen's Club

Louisville, Kentucky

Meh for me, but will no doubt appeal to many

New club inside the same building where Trixie's was located. It is not a separate building, but a separate area inside the Habana Blues Night Life club, which I'm told has a predominately Cuban…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Disappointing Late Thursday night

traveled to Denver for a meeting and decided to visit this club for the first time on Thursday evening around 10 pm. I looked it up online and looks like Thursdays are lingerie days.…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Return to the Hippo!

Went back to the Hippo on a recent trip to Las Vegas. I've reviewed this place before and I actually went twice on this trip. One visit was pretty good and the other…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Thursday visit to the lodge

On this visit, the regular dancers that I had expected to see weren't there, but I was still able to have a good time with those that were. Parking in the free lot across the…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I’ll be back

Another visit to Diamonds. Free parking, light frisk and $10 to enter. Through the curtain and bathroom to the right, followed by the bar and then couches with large tv screens that protrude…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice relaxing spot

Club looks nice on the outside. Simple id check and cover may have been $5 or $10. Non alc drink 5$ Once you walk in bar is towards the left. A lot of space and comfortable seating…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

$2 drink with VIP card, double trouble!

I haven’t been to Hustler since they open back in 2010/2011. It was all the hyped back in the days. Well the hype is definitely gone. Still, I wanted to re-visit this…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

This place is struggling

Wanted to TOFTT to see how this place was doing. When I walked in at 2:30 I was the only customer. I saw two dancers, both cute. Give them a 7. Then a 3rd dancer…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

catch a game

let’s start with the building. from the outside it’s a tan building lots of parking in the lot surrounding it. inside it’s a large rectangular bar and girls dance behind it. steph was bartending and…

82nd Strip

Portland, Oregon

One and done for me

Decided to venture out of the ordinary stops and visit a few dive bars Tuesday afternoon, this one was definitely dicey and odd all around. As you walk in the two lap dance booths are…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice small club with standard Cuban milage

Parking and entrance is in the back. Lot was pretty full but I found a spot. Simple id check and pat down no cover. First thing you see is the bar on the left and…

Tijuana

Cascadas Amenities / Outside Deck or Patio

My trip got postponed until 4/8-11 so it gives me more time to plan. Really enjoy cigars and will pick up a few Habanos at La Casa Del Habanos next door to Caesars. I’ve never stayed at Cascadas before. Do…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Good place on a Friday night.

Arrived here right after midnight. Since I was on vacation I wanted to try this place out. There was the standard door check and the cost to enter was $35 or $25 if you didn’t…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Interrupted at the last minute

This is from a February visit. Got there about 10 p.m. and parked in the lot to the right of the club by a small concrete building. Walking toward the club I noticed a shapely woman…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

It's Alright

If you’ve been in the Puget Sound area for a while, the current club called Sugars will not remind you of the old sugars. It’s more like Centerfolds that used to be over in Ballard.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Some new, some same.

This is my first visit since the lengthy remodel. I arrived around midnight. There are some changes to entry and the club layout. When you pull into the lot, there is someone in…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Visit; Concerned About Third Floor

A recap of my last two visits and girls I saw. One Wednesday visit and a Friday visit. The third floor has been closed off for renovations but the rumors seem to be that it…

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Dancer Gallery

There seems to be only a “thumbs up” option for photos in the dancer gallery. For comments, one can like or dislike. Interested in why founder designed it this way.

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Close call.

Arrived on a Wednesday right around 6 pm. $5 to park, paid outside, no cover before 7 pm. The remodel really transformed the place. Used to be one floor, now has two levels.…

La Chatte Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Back again at Le Chatte

This was my second visit to this place and it hasn't changed. I really enjoy this place. The place still doesn't charge for parking. $15 cover. Beer was $8. The club looked dead when I…

4 Play

Tumon, Guam

Least pushy mommas in Guam

As you enter the bar is to the right, stage is ahead and to the left in the middle of the back wall. Booth seating all around the stage. Bathrooms are back and to the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Nothing has changed, other than the lap dance price increasing by $6

First off we need to correct this listing, lap dances are now exactly $26 on the first floor as signs taped to the walls in the lap dance room clearly state. Not $25 or $27,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

New favorite Club.

I'll get the details out of the way first. I have been a bit late posting this review but better late than Never. Grew up in the suburbs and moved west decades ago. Back in…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in the Midwest anymore

A buddy and I were in town and looking to kill time before meeting up with a group of friends who don't share our clubbing interests, and reviews on this site and elsewhere indicated that…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Your U. S. dollar goes further in Canada

I arrived about 4pm on a Friday afternoon. No cover. About 8 or 10 dancers which I'd rate in the 6 - 9 range. None that looked completely inappropriate for the job.…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

You can get more than what you pay for here

I went to the Condor Club about a year ago. Was in the Bay Area for a bachelor party, and some of the guys, myself included, wanted to see some tits before the weekend was…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Great time on a bachelor party weekend.

I was out celebrating a bachelor party here in November of ‘23 and had a great time. We ended up at the Red Garter several times throughout the weekend, as it is kind of a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hot and TENDER

Got to the club at around 10pm, parking lot wasnt as full as expected for a Friday night. I parked and got padded down. Paid $20 to go in and the place wasnt as busy…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Good time with a sexy lady

Came in early on Friday on an extremely rainy night. Admission price apparently on Friday nights is $24. Place is very large with a gigantic stage in the middle and chairs all around. The bar…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Long Wait for Ashley

I was in the area and decided to go on a Thursday, I saw that Ashley was working and there was a special on free admission. I get there around 9pm and maybe half the…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Thursday Evening in West Phoenix

I arrived a little after 9PM. When I paid the $10 cover, the door lady put a wristband on my wrist and told me that the $20 VIP wristband was free on Thursdays. When I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Raging Waters at Synn City Of Industry

Came here after a quick business landing at the Ontario airport. Grabbed my ride at overnight parking and headed straight to Synn aka the new Toys R Us for men in the city of Industry.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Hot girls | Variety | Relaxing

If I’m not mistaken it may have been a $10 cover. Non alc drink was $6-$8. When you walk in the bar is on your right. 3 stages. And comfortable seating and chairs everywhere. Main…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

worth a try

First time visitor to this club on a recent Wednesday night. Arrived at 9:30 pm and stayed for three hours. Ample parking lot which is free. Based on the number of cars in the lot…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nothing new at Titillation

Visited here over the weekend after almost a year-long break. No door fee, which was a pleasant surprise. However, don't expect any changes in pricing; it remains fair for beers, costing about seven dollars each.…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

A fun afternoon of groping and being groped

At the end of a weekend at Spring Training I had some time to kill before catching my flight home. That left me some time to check out one of the Pompano Clubs (I…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Third time’s the charm

In the process of moving from Phoenix to Denver. Decided to try this club based on what I read here. Set up is as described by others. Ring the bell, go to a private room,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Tuesday day shift visit

Summary: I was last here in January but this is the first time I've done a true day shift visit in a long time. I've gone late afternoon several times but some of the nightshift…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Good eye candy and decent lap dances.

Dropped in about 10pm on the last Saturday of my stay in Montreal. At the street level it's just a sign over a doorway; behind the door is a staircase to the second floor where…

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Can anyone confirm Fevr Cabaret is open

Chicago-area mongers, has anyone been to the new Fevr Cabaret yet? It's in the former Oceans building. Their website claims they are now open. I went there last night (a Thursday night) and arrived a few minutes after 9 p.m.…

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Weird Lap Dance Incidents

I'll go first. She yanked on my nostril hairs. Admittedly, they needed trimming. But she could have just said something. Prior to this, when she scratched her nostril opening, I did ask her if she was…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Still the Standard of NYC

Went on a Thursday night very late to FD Midtown. The place has generally diminished in quality a little bit from before COVID, but the space is clean, the staff are attentive, and I didn't…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Fun but expensive Thursday

This TR is from about a month ago, so while dance memories as still strong, the exact cost is not so forgive me if not exact but for budgeting they are close enough. This was my…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Great Saturday afternoon at Sweet Illusions

Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial neighborhood. It was…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vic's a classic that I will keep coming to

Vic's Place definitely has that weathered, lived-in feel that immediately lets you know this isn't some glossy, upscale spot. It's dimly lit. Don't expect anything pristine here – the place feels a little rough around…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

The View at the Vue is scary at the Sh#tty T*itty

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon and will never return. To begin, the bar is located at the northern side of Pasco County, and I was curious about this club since I had…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Works for me

Stopped into Centerfolds on Rte 20 in Worcester around 5:00 pm on a Tuesday. The club is smallish and dark when you enter but your eyes get used to it. No doorman at 5:00…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Small relaxing club with standard Cuban milage

Decent amount of parking behind the club when I pulled in. Simple ID check no cover. The club is really small. Bar on the right side and stage on the left, minimal bar stools scattered…

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THE SOUNDS OF BASS AT THE CLUB

i was enjoying a smoke at the smoking room at the club. the music was pumping and thank god not at a deafening level. all was good. one girl walked into the room and also lit up to smoke. a couple…

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Wow these teachers

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/crime/cms-teacher-arrested-charged-indecent-liberties-with-student/275-d739cbbe-f011-41ac-a1e6-72e346698bf3?ref=exit-recirc And to think there's grown men struggling to get laid lol

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nude days at Oasis

See them advertised on the clubs IG occasionally. Anyone gone? Are the dancers nude all the time, or do they strip all the way to nude during their sets?

Politics

How are y’all Texan gentlemen getting your porn at the moment?

VPN? Torrenting? A smaller, more obscure website that isn’t Porbhub or Redtube? Mass produced erotica novels where hopefully there isn’t sex scenes with dinosaurs included with the book bundle pack? Camsites? Onlyfans? Abstinence for now, and waiting it out to…

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Smash or Pass?

Woman In Front Of A Mirror… https://tuscl.net/photo/13916 :D

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East St Louis

Planning a trip to St Louis and I expect to spend some time in ESL at the clubs. The recent reviews are pretty sparse though so I was wondering if there are any locals that can point me to…

Tijuana

March 25th and 26th

I’ll be in TJ March 25-27 if anyone wants to meet up for a beer. Staying at Cascadas.

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What’s a good SC for couples in Atlanta?

Hi all, Can you guys and gals recommend some clubs? My gal wants to visit a club in Atlanta. Can you recommend a top end club that’s couples friendly, clean, nice staff and girls? Also would like names of both a…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Is Creekside part of the Club Risqué family?

Asking this question, but I think I know the answer. I was in Quakertown a few weeks ago and I saw a young woman( in civies) wearing a jacket with Creekside Cabaret on the back and “part of the…

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Hardpasses on breast plate tattoos?

What is it with these zoomer girls putting ink right on their chest. See the recent Brittany and Nicole pics. I think that's an automatic no thanks from me. Do other paying customers like that? Has anyone given dancers…

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Smash or pass?

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Politics

Why we got cheap lap dances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0VU9D0pFjQ

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Lopaw

What ever happened to Lopaw? She was one of the few female customers on the board. She helped me out with suggestions in the California market a couple of times. She had a great line that went something like: “I may…

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Great Saxophone Solos

They don't do those as much anymore. Jazz kinda went away and nobody really said anything. You used to see those old time black guys on street corners with a sax or a trumpet all the time and they must've…

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'When I was growing up in Europe, every married man had a mistress,''

Title couldn’t say it all. 'When I was growing up in Europe, every married man had a mistress,'' ~ Son of a Greek shipping magnate ~ April 8, 2000 “It made my father happy. He never had an argument with my mother because he…

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Muddy IRL

If you ever wanted to know what Muddy really looks like, you can check out his Instagram. Apparently he loves soccer. https://www.instagram.com/_choucha3_official_?igsh=N2cwYWJ2MXF2Z2lk

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What’s the best pickup line to use on a stripper

Jokes only!!

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Eating at a strip club?

Not talking about dining at the Y, but actual food. Planning on going to the pompano triad for an afternoon of debauchery, was wondering if anyone had any information on the free lunches the clubs provide, I’m planning on…

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Sydney Sweeney's boobs are America's boobs

I'm not a Clay Travis fan, but this [formerly known as a] tweet is one of the top 10 truest of all time: https://x.com/ClayTravis/status/1767587466473537614?s=20

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Can't login on laptop

Anyone else have this problem?

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Smash or Pass?

"Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" AKA Cassandra Gay Peterson. https://tuscl.net/photo/13910 :D

Dancers Mens Club & Sports Bar

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Going to Baton Rouge

Anyone know if this place is open? No reviews for years and no website

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Vegas Man Arrested After Wild Strip Club Adventure, Allegedly Threatening To...

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/man-arrested-at-strip-club-threatened-to-kill-officers-report-says-3015370/