Clubbing Pants (not what you think)

misterorange
Biden SUCKS, Kamala BLOWS
No I'm not trying to start another convo about what pants to wear. Just pointing out something funny about the topic which has been beat to death so many times it's deader than that guy who challenged Josie Wales in a saloon.

When I type "tuscl" into Google, the first thing that comes up is a link to the home page. The second? It's "tuscl pants" and if you click it, you get pages and pages of links to the Discussion Board pants conversations.

Some date back more than 15 years. Many are recent. I saw a couple from February last year that were initiated only two days apart. Lol.

https://www.google.com/search?q=tuscl+pa…

7 comments

  • twentyfive
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    4 months ago
    LOL
  • funonthaside
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    4 months ago
    Helps add to the "ewww.....strip club goers are weirdos" narrative, which increases clickrates.
  • Muddy
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    4 months ago
    And it’s something I never bought into on TUSCL. I should, but I still wear wrangle jeans.
  • rickthelion
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    4 months ago
    ^
    Muddy Ape, the funny think is that I always assumed that you wore some sort of generic denim pants. Keep being unsurprising my friend. ROAR!!!
  • Manuellabore
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    4 months ago
    Can see how this would seem … “odd”, to say the least, to somebody who was unacquainted with the SC scene and private dances.
    Sometimes, it’s better not to view things from the perspective of outsiders
    So is this discussion going to show up on Google as well?
  • WOODDR2
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    4 months ago
    I remember the first time a dancer suggested to wear some basketball shorts and no underwear the next time I come in. This was around 1997 to 1999 sometime at a club called Industrial Strip in North Hollywood. I thought, wow, no underwear, are you sure and she was like yes it's fell better to you and me. So next time I come in and dance with her, very soon her hand is down my shorts, a couple of songs, she moves my shorts down and shortly after that she started fucking me bare back.

    After that we went out a few times, she was going through a divorce and had a younger child.
  • funonthaside
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    4 months ago
    Makes sense. A dancer can grind on either hard and scratchy pants/shorts with a zipper, or against smooth fabric.
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