What are they talking about?

My bad luck in Akron this Sunday afternoon sent me south to Canton and Gatsby's

I was fairly certain I wasn't going to get laid at Gatsby's Maybe a memorable tease? And hope for the best?

I've been to many clubs in many places. One thing I've come to expect is that the conversation around the bar tends to be subdued. Especially on Sundays that aren't game days. Sure there are rowdier places or times. Like after ballgames. Or bachelor parties. Not on summer Sunday around dinner time.