I need a shower

Abilene, TX. Saturday night. On 322 right off 10. Area seems alright to me, there's not enough going on in this town to even be ghetto. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in and down a dark hallway. Old guy that kind of looks like a prospector from the 19th century. Cover is $20/military $15. The prices are on the card there, all prices to the club then the dancer asks for her cut whatever that is. I can't remember the VIP's right now but the dances were listed at $30. From this desk the bathroom is to your right. To you left is the stage and VIP area just further. Really dark in here. One stage, one girl up at a time. Customers looked like hispanic and white guys, middle aged.

Dancers. I mean this is a comically bad lineup. Methheads and fat chicks. There was one decent brunette who was not quite as hot up close as far away in this dark place but still leagues over everyone else. Looked like white, black and hispanic. Girls mostly 1-5 range. One bald heavy set black chick in her 40's one single gold tooth, Patrice, oh lord Patrice nice girl but we gotta get her a new job. She reminded of the black lady from Borat. "You wanna suck my titties" No lady, I wanna get the hell outta here.