National Harbor MD… need some advice

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CuriousCat69
So works gonna be sending me to National Harbornin a few months. First time in this area as im usually either Ohio/Michigan or West Coast/Texas for work. Whats the SC scene like out that way? Any must hits? Mind you ive been spoiled by Inkster MI with a variety of high mileage clubs, so im always scouting for the same in new areas

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RonJax2
5 months ago
The DC area sucks for clubbing, whereas Inkster is an Oasis. I'm near NH and save my SC funds for trips out of town.

Your options include the Ebony Inn, just slightly north of where you'll be in Fairmount Heights, MD. All AA, higher mileage but generally no extras. Honestly EI is probably your best bet. Further north, there's two clubs in the Beltsville, MD, the Showcase Lounge and the Bodyshop. Those clubs are BYOB, dingy and painful to get to and from. And extras are very unlikely, though you can a good grind.

You can also get a good grind at Papermoon in Springfield, VA to your south. It's expensive and it's more like a Vegas club, but with higher-than-Vegas lap dance costs.

There's also clubs in the DC, and these just recently started offering lap dances. I haven't been but from what I can gather mileage is tame.

Short of visiting an AMP, your best bet for extras is going to be way north in Baltimore. The Block, a shell of it's former self, might one day have offered a unique experience that you could put on par with Inskter. But it's really sketchy these days. If you do venture to the Block, checkout the day shift at Indulge.
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funonthaside
5 months ago
Great summarization by RonJax.

Some additional points:

Only go to VA clubs if you don't want mileage. If I recall properly, they aren't nude, either.

The DC clubs are good for nude stage dancing (I like Archibald's...small club, with decent girls and more affordable than Cloakroom), but not for LDs.

As far as Showcase and Bodyshop being dingy, I suppose that makes Ebony Inn "unspeakably dingy"....but that's part of its charm. Bodyshop is actually an aesthetically-pleasing club..it is clean and well-done. But, dancers are baby strippers, and LDs are tame and expensive compared to Ebony Inn.

The Block bars are effectively hostess bars which require purchase of $25 lady drinks to sit with a girl. And, sessions are expensive (high house fee + tips). But, action can be had on The Block. Just won't be from hotties.





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TCabot
5 months ago
DMV native here - the options are sparse. RonJax covered most of the basics. MD is where you can get more but still not great compared to elsewhere in the country. I personally am leery of going to the Block in Baltimore but if you accept the risk you can get good rewards.

WV has Lust and Golden Horseshoe. It’s a nice drive and good for full nude dances. No high mileage in those parts though.
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funonthaside
5 months ago
Martinsburg, WV, is nearly a 2 hour drive from National Harbor.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Funontheside so all the block bars require a $25 purchase? Is that in addition to an entrance fee or replaced entrance fee?

The block is not the only part of Baltimore though. There is also ritz caberet/fells point. Im curious what you think about ritz and other clubs in that area? Its baltimore, but not part of “the block”. Anyway a pretty hot young dancer from ritz quoted me $500 for an hour OTC. She said $1000 but immediately dropped to $500 when i asked what if we only met for an hour. A quick drop in price…
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PAWG_Patrol
5 months ago
VA = pasties, overpriced drinks and dances
DC = nude, overpriced drinks and dances
WV = nude, cheap drinks, and mid-priced dances
MD = nude/bikini bar, cheap drinks, and cheap dances

At all of the above you'll get a grind if you're lucky. Air dance if you're not. Extras not likely in this area. If you do get them, you've probably shelled out hundreds to do so.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Also there are a bunch of clubs in richmond VA. I know its going to be even further out from baltimore but maybe those clubs are better quality or mileage.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Pawg patrol isnt a bj or full service in the hundreds anywhere?
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Doesnt showcase have many reviews mentioning extras are available
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wallanon
5 months ago
"Any must hits?"

For you, no. There isn't going to be anything like what you're accustomed to unless you feel like driving to New Jersey. Not even the Block unless you find a diamond in the rough.

"Mind you ive been spoiled by Inkster MI with a variety of high mileage clubs, so im always scouting for the same in new areas"

If you just want to try something new, Showcase still has some of its old school charm but not it's old school lineup. Ebony Inn in the other direction is the same deal, but neither club is going to have a lineup that looks like Inkster.

McDoogals is a further drive from Nat'l Harbor but still South of Baltimore. It has nice VIP rooms and girls you'll probably dig. But it's not bobbing for apples like back home. If it was me and I had the time, I'd drive further North before driving further South.

That's about all I can think of for now. Good luck and have fun.
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CuriousCat69
5 months ago
Appreciate all the insights! Sounds like a good work only trip… oh yay… 🤣
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CuriousCat69
5 months ago
Any recommendations on decent AMPs to visit? Maybe thats a better compromise
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groundball
5 months ago
I'm in Maryland and agree with @wallanon. @rickmacrodong is the first person in the world to recommend driving to Richmond
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
I didnt recommend it i mentioned maybe they are better mileage for VA clubs
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
You could just get a good escort
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CuriousCat69
5 months ago
Man the recent escort scene has been horrible. Mostly either scams, drugged up, or heavily overweight
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EastCoaster
5 months ago
Regarding Richmond clubs, I haven't ever been but I keep up with the reviews here on TUSCL because I travel up and down the East Coast a lot. From what I've read, dances in the Richmond clubs are very low mileage and extraordinarily expensive, and extras are pretty much non-existent. I don't think there's anywhere in the whole Commonwealth of Virgina that would be worth the drive from Baltimore.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Crystal city restaurant perhaps
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Theman2222
5 months ago
The aquarium and science museum are cool in the inner harbor also
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funonthaside
5 months ago
The Block clubs generally have no cover (other than some clowns who will pretend to be collecting $20 covers outside Oasis, who will actually accept $10, when most clubs are $0). Other club with a cover is Lust ... $10. Otherwise, you just walk in, see who's there, then decide if you want to stay. Once you've committed to staying, though, it will cost you a $9 beer or about that much for a water.

The $25 I mentioned is for a drink for the lady you would like to join you. In the old days, that time came with some good barside action. These days, though, the barside drinks are mostly a waste of money.

Exception is Bottoms Up, where you can get some good barside grinds for just some $1s in tips. Depending on the bartender, it won't even cost you a $25 ladies drink...just some periodic tips to bartender to keep her away.
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funonthaside
5 months ago
walling is right...you have better options near home. Its not that DMV (DC, Maryland, VA) is horrible....just that you live in an area which is among the highest rated strip clubs areas of the US.
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funonthaside
5 months ago
If you're into decent girls in a nice club with reasonably-priced drinks, Penthouse Club in Baltimore works. However, it's for chatting and stage watching only....dances are garbage.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Funontheside someone told me that basically all the latinas at showcase we’re offering OTC.
A different guy who went to lust in WV told me similar; that nearly every dancer there was offering otc.

Now im just wondering what do you mean it will cost a $9 beer or water… does the club have some sort of policy that each person has to purchase a 1 drink minimum or something or are you just advising we get a drink..

Also the house in dc sometimes you can get a couch dance for $1s in tips.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
Is there another lust in baltimore MD.. wonder how it compares to the WV lust
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wallanon
5 months ago
There is/was a club called Lust on the Block. There was an upstairs and downstairs Lust. It was a pretty good club and I did one of my hottest VIPs ever there on the manager's couch (and desk) with ATF2. But that was easily 20 years ago...

I went to WV Lust a couple of years ago. Had fun there, but it was in the middle of a big remodel so couldn't say if the vibe changed after the expansion.
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funonthaside
5 months ago
The Block Lust is a ghetto club filled with AA dick-grinding hustlers.

WV Lust is a supposed high-end club with dancers who prefer to sit on their asses and be paid for their company.

They aren't remotely the same.

Unless you're a regular at a Block bar, you wouldn't be able to sit at bar without buying a drink. You would be quickly directed to the door if you declined. They are set up as bars, with stages behind the bars.

These days, most clubs have girls who consider OTC. It's not limited to certain clubs. You just need adequate game.

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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
How do you define “game”. If you have game you shouldnt need to pay anything and can get women at a regular bar instead of strip club. On the other hand even the rich celebrities in most cases are paying for it
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funonthaside
5 months ago
A dancer won't agree to do OTC with just any random guy with $. She needs to feel safe and comfortable. Just as a PL won't choose a girl for OTC simply because she offers it.
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wallanon
5 months ago
The Block took a big hit a few years ago (I guess it was COVID related maybe?) and from what I hear the clubs there are basically on life support. I stopped going there once I decided to build a lineup. Really only went to the Block for one and dones.
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rickmacrodong
5 months ago
True but a guy’s primary reason will be looks whereas a dancer’s primary reason will be the funds. The safety is another aspect which both guys and dancers are cautious of.

Wallanon what do you mean about building a lineup? A lineup of dancers youre seeing OTC?
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wallanon
5 months ago
"Wallanon what do you mean about building a lineup? A lineup of dancers youre seeing OTC?"

Basically. I don't always have time to go picking up a new girl for fun, so for places I show up once in a while I like to have 2 or 3 girls already lined up.
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1Chanman
5 months ago
Don't waste your money here if you're looking for something similar to Inkster.
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