I would not be walking 500 miles to come here

Humble, TX. Thursday night. July 4th. Right by the George Bush airport. Parking lot. Security guy armed to teeth is watching this shit. This a safe parking lot. I felt like he was staring me down as I entered with my car, I guess you want that if you want avoid hoodrats coming up in this bitch. Walk in. Girl at the front. Cover is $20 I think it was, maybe $15 free miliatary. Walk through. Inside. Club is really nice and upscale, I wonder if it's new. Not big though. I entered, I'm looking on my right that's the stage. Just past that on the right bathrooms. Now I'm looking centerfield, that's the bar. Scan left, chairs and tables, real nice, at the back wall is where the dances happen, totally in the open in booths and those are $20 a song. Two way touching ok. The patio is out the door. Customers looked like white, hispanic and black guys mostly middle age about. One girl up on stage at a time.

Dancers. It was alright. For such a nice club I was looking for a little better. A few cubans in there. A couple white girls. A few black girls. Maybe like 10 total. Mostly 6-7 range. No fat girls that I saw. Some silicone. Age's 20's-30's.

At the end of the day not interested in anyone to feel like it was dance worthy. This was my first stop of the night so I would see what else was out there.