Downtown Cabaret lunch special

I saw on their website that they had $5 lunch specials, and since I like going to clubs in the daytime and am also a cheapskate, this looked perfect for me. They open at 11:00 and when I walked in at 11:38 I was the only customer in the bar. I ordered a club soda and inquired about the lunch special and the bartender knew nothing about it. She called over the dj/bouncer/doorman/manager and he hadn't heard of it either. Asked where I saw it. "On your website" I said "but you can't always believe the internet." He said: "I'll set you up" and he told the bartender how to ring it. I got a very good smashburger and fries for five bucks and tax. It was surprisingly good. I usually make it rule to avoid eating at strip clubs, but this burger was legitimately good. A deal at twice the price.

Before my burger came, Autumn came to sit with me and chat. We decided to have a dance. 20 bucks for an airy, not particularly thrilling table dance.

After I ate, Ginger came to bar to join me and she was definitely my type. Petite, with a sexy haircut, perky b-cup tids and a just-right ratio of curves and bones. We had a table dance and this one was right on. Nice contact and ear whispers. At the end I was ready for a second song when she suggested private. Three songs for $130. I said yes. When we got to the vip area, Bouncer/DJ guy was there and we was going to collect the $. It was at this point that i learned the cost was 150, not 130. No prob. I paid the man and as I was settling he return and gave some cash to Ginger. I didn't look and didn't ask so I cannot say what the house cut is for vip.