What do strippers wear that does NOT look hot
Muddy
USA
Tuesday, July 9, 2024 12:12 AM
I saw in the paper the other day. Something about Jessica Springsteen, Bruce's daughter who is an equestrian. Cute girl, I gotta say but in her uniform whatever you call that, yeah just a not a great look. Good looking out of it though. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympi…
But it got me thinking what are some looks you don't like on strippers? I mean to me, I'm not a fan of the glasses. I think girls look way hotter without them. It does make you look smarter but not sexier imo.
But it got me thinking what are some looks you don't like on strippers? I mean to me, I'm not a fan of the glasses. I think girls look way hotter without them. It does make you look smarter but not sexier imo.
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Fishnets aren't a turnoff, but they don't excite me at all.
Schoolgirl outfits make me think of my sister in grade school, instant boner killer.
Pigtails also make me think prepubescent little girl...hard pass.
Goth outfits look really nice on some girls, really bad on others. Nothing in between.
Naughty nurse outfits don't do much for me...man I'm getting old, I remember the days when nurses were hot.
Butt plugs, I like a little anal action but I just can't disassociate the thought of the plug being covered in feces.
What Puddy Tat thinks is the cat's meow:
A lot of traditional Halloween outfits, especially lady vampire outfits
Evening gowns on a chick with a gorgeous ass
The dog leash around the neck that she invites you to pull on
Dude fishnets are one of the best inventions ever. They're technically clothes but keep everything you want to play with available. You see fishnets stay on but panties come off and it's go time lol.
You're not wrong. But I also don't want to live in a world where push up bras don't exist because they can make a rockin set of tits even better. I choose the danger lol...
Back when I wore dress shirts to clubs that was kind of a thing with fishnets, but the upside outweighed the occasional pause to unhook a button. As for obscuring access to the good stuff let's just agree to disagree. The ones I'm used to dealing with have an opening where the business happens, is stretchy, or easy to tear.
I'm not a fan of push up bras, but I can't say they make strippers look not hot. If anything, they make strippers hotter. The letdown when the bra comes off isn't worth it to me though.
I don't like gowns, or any strappy complex shit that is hard to take off.
gowns
nipple rings
anything halloween related
denim
Fishnets, high boots
Others get my $
I'm OK with a goth look, don't get me wrong. But the point of lipstick is to make her lips look redder, and therefore appearing healthier and more aroused. Black lipstick just makes a dancer look like she's dying of tuberculosis.
And count me in the no fishnet camp. Like @loper said, that shit gets stuck on my buttons, belt, etc.
2) I would say tattoos, but I've actually gotten use to those. There's this dancer I got a dance from recently that's my current favorite in this one club and I must have totally forgotten she had tattoos or I was oblivious to it.
3) There's these like ankle things that some dancers wear that I find distracting and a complete turnoff. Not ankle bracelets, those are cool and sexy, but like anklebands? Those things just don't do it for me.
4) Platform shoes is an absolute MUST, so if a dancer is wearing anything other than platforms, I'm out. Also, those Peggy Bundy type low flat high heels with the fur on top are extremely tacky, in my opinion. But if it's platform shoes with the fur on top, that's sexy to me.
5) I don't care for girls wearing flowers in their hair or ponytail hairstyle. Prefer the hair to be long and straight, but with SOME life to it, not just mousy straight hair.
6) Also, I've found that I really dislike girls wearing glasses! I've seen dancers who switch between wearing and not wearing glasses and their sex appeal dips by a lot once they put the specs on.