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Somewhere in MO.

Discussions by Nidan111

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3 years ago

Bummed. You think having an 8 inch member is cool. Trust me, it sucks!

None … and I mean none … well, only one AMP provider will actually climb on. 8.5 x 8 is apparently “too big”. Me just “suckie suckie. No boom boom.” $200...

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theeastcoast757

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4 years ago

Rubratings. Holy fuck.

Some of these chicks are absolutely GPS! There are 4 AMP houses in this area that will absolutely put these BITCHES to shame, hands down! The Centreville AMP houses and...

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rick_the_cheesestick

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4 years ago

Question. Who would you fuck in a heartbeat!

Me ..... pretty much ANY FEMALE who expressed interest! Women are just damn BEAUTIFUL! All women! I feel lucky in this regard. Most guys are picky and thus rarely get...

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4 years ago

Saw a gal in the gym that resembles a stripper that “had her way with me”.

I so wanted to walk up and have an encounter with her, but I contained myself. If she is the same chick, all I can say is ... hehe, it was a great...

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4 years ago

I need some nipples in my face while having “stimulating” conversation !

Title says it all. I am going to be around Sweet Springs, MO. Any takers?...

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4 years ago

Damn. Just damn!

I have been watching YouTube videos of third world country bitches cleaning their damn countertops! They are wearing side boob shorts. I’m getting serious wood to explosion from these videos. Fuck. I need...

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4 years ago

OT. Damn! I need to take better notes.

Drinking my home brew. This bottle was fucking fantastic. Trouble is that I made it 2 weeks ago and did not take notes! Fuck! I live. I learn. ...

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4 years ago

Their hands are FINE!!!!!

Living south of St Louis, many in the area say that the AMP scene is non productive. Well, I call bullshit! I have excellent outCUMS with every visit. The trick to good outcomes...

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4 years ago

OT. Drinking wine while making vodka

Since I can’t go watch them perky titties up on stage, I am making me some stope top vodka while drinking my table top peach wine. Damn good stuff!!!...

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4 years ago

Fuck politics. I need to get laid!

$500 to the puffiest nippled size queen out there! I will drive 10 hrs. Give it up!...

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4 years ago

Went to bar up the street. Had 3 hot civies in their twenties rubbing on me. Damn. All I wanted was to people watch because I have to actually go into the hospital...

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4 years ago

Fuckbook is a piece of shit! MeWe all the way !

Lol. Fuckbook just banned me from posting because I apparently posted “hate speech “. Lol. A queer is displayed and I simply state that he is queer and a faggot. What the hell...

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4 years ago

OT. Fuck Vodka !

Fuck vodka! I am now making my own moonshine. Spike my wine with my home distilled 150 proof shit! Damn mind blowing. Well, for me anyway. Take some strawberries,...

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4 years ago

Vodka infused wine ... fuck that ... I’m making my own shit now!

I’m no Popcorn Sutton, but I have now perfected a good 150 proof hooch from aging fruit! It may be against Federal Law, but thanks to the 10 th amendment, we can say...

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4 years ago

ShowMes and moonshine

Stopped off at ShowMes to have lunch after vaccinating 30 old people today. Bartender was either HOT or I was just deprived. Or both. In any case, I decided to go home and make...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

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4 years ago

TUSCL is my favorite social media outlet

Why? Because there are TITS, PUSSY, ASS and freedom of speech,no matter how much of an asshole we are. ...

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4 years ago

Missed my chance due to time constraints. Eve is on my mind.

I recently went to St Augustine, Florida. I so wanted to hang out with Eve, but timing did not allow. I’m betting that she would be be an absolute blast to hang out with!...

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4 years ago

Vodka Infused Wine. Hehe now it is moonshine!

I really enjoy vodka infused wine, but with all this fucking COVID-19 crap and pussy politicians shutting down bars, I have started my own personal distillery service. Just finished my first run. Woo Hoo...

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4 years ago

Brooklyn, IL massage parlor.

I went to a massage parlor in Brooklyn, IL last week at 3:30 am. It was staffed by EBONY chics. I’m use to ASIANS. Holy fuck, they give BBBJS. I’m fucking HOOKED!...

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4 years ago

My wife is probably going to MAKE ME take her to a strip club tonight.

I will fill you in later. ...

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4 years ago

You know you have been isolated to long when....

You know you have been in quarantine to long when you go to Walmart and 80 percent of the women in there are getting mentally undressed by your brain. Seriously, I...

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4 years ago

Enjoy life. Work smart.

Put in 10 hrs work over a 3 hour period of time. That is the key to happiness. The method used is ... ignore all the daily fluff, focus on your task,...

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4 years ago

I’ve done my time. Needing some good dancer titties!

Finishing up my quarantine after suffering full blown COVID-19! Felt like shit. Not feeling fine! I need some titties in my face! Bring it on, hotties! ...

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4 years ago

I have ventured out of my house about 6 times in the last 4 months. I really miss all my stripper friends. Not that I remember any of their names except Nicespice,...

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5 years ago

Seriously.... I tried to twerk around the bonfire tonight. That shit actually takes skill. When the clubs open back up, I’m gonna do some serious tipping to any dancer that twerks her...

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5 years ago

Is that site legit. Looks like backpage on steroids. I know some of the sites advertised are in fact legit, but not sure about the real explicit posters. Any insight?...

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5 years ago

What is one secret fetish that you would like to try out with a hot stripper OTC, but have not done so as of yet?...

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wiffle shwaffle

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5 years ago

Is there anything about the strip club scene that frightens you?

For me, nothing. But, just curious about others thoughts. I go into the seediest fucking areas of the worst towns and have never felt endangered. I have been accosted by many, but never...

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5 years ago

What makes a stripper decide to come sit by you?

After a VIP session this week, I told the gal that she can go make money with others now. She told me that she doesn’t want to leave my table because she enjoys our...

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5 years ago

Weird conversation with my wife!

My wife asked me to take her to bar for a drink today. She works night shift and having a beer or 20 at 9 am for her is like my normal 10 pm....

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SirLapdancealot

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5 years ago

AMP vs Stripper Hotties ?

Just a clarification before I post. Vodka infused wine has petered out. I am now doing everclear infused wine with a splash of of OJ. Now that that is out of...

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5 years ago

OT. I hate watching UFC.

I have studied and taught martial arts and self defense for over 40 years. Multiple styles including all the shit you see in the octagon. When I see UFC matches playing on the...

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5 years ago

OT (sort of). Making my kansas run.

Making my Kansas run. Have decided to not do the strip club thing this round. So, I decided to hit up the local cow pasture bars. Got an itch, so had to...

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5 years ago

Damn! Starting to enjoy the world of civies.

Started playing around in the civie word just to see if hot chicks will talk with me like they do in strip clubs. I used this week as a testing period. Holy...

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SirLapdancealot

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5 years ago

Civie women are starting to hit on me.

Last several outings at local bars in cities spread out like flies on shit, women have been hitting on me. They are 20 years younger and they see that I am married. WTF?! ...

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5 years ago

My favorite hobbies. Yep, I’m drunk on Everclear infused wine. Ran out of vodka

My life has been filled with fantastic hobbies. The following are my favorite. Martial Arts since the age of 8 yrs old, long before most even knew what the shit was. Magic and Illusion...

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5 years ago

Nichole is fucking AWSOME!

Are we ever going to cuddle? My entire day is filled with fantasies of Nichole hooking up with me....

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5 years ago

Damn 3 foot sperm tails!

Fuckers are tickling my grey matter. Haven’t been to a SC in over 4 weeks. I may be having withdrawal. So, end of this week I may have to visit my favorite in East...

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5 years ago

I’m drunk on everclear infused wine. CONDOMS SUCK ! Rambling.

We hit the VIP and they pull out the condom. They gasp. Fuck, can I just give you a blow job? They attempt to put the condom on and the...

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5 years ago

Why oh why have a CF?

Over the last 18 months, I went from newbie not thinking dancers really fucked or sucked any of their clients to a damn PL who gets fucked and sucked every damn visit. These visit...

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5 years ago

BDSM or Femdom.

I am really kind of wanting to try it out. Has anyone on the site experimented with it? I have fantasies of a hot chick dressed in latex with her nipples protruding...

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5 years ago

Vodka infused wine. I’m fucking drunk.

And not necessarily in that order. I Love to people watch at dive bars USA! I think I might try to get laid tomorrow. It’s gonna be a challenge, but what the fuck,...

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5 years ago

Year in review for extras

Started contemplating on my successes on acquiring extras Over the last 12 months. I think i did ok. Fuck, I think I might have a problem. I absolutely love having sexual relations with...

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5 years ago

Women aged less than 30... I’m finally old.

I went to a nightclub last night. Not a strip club. College town. Tons of girls aged 20 to 24. I guess I am finally getting old. They all looked way...

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5 years ago

OT. SITTING ON THE FLOOR

Just finished cooking kids supper and making banana bread (in oven now), sitting on the floor drinking vodka, sprite and cranberry juice starring at the TV. Can barely see it because it is...

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5 years ago

Starting to get hooked on AA Strippers

Can’t help it. When these gals grab my cock in the front room, it always turns out FS in the VIP room. They get wet fast and their anatomy fits! I...

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5 years ago

I guess I’m verified

Verifiably a PL !...

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5 years ago

Another fantastic night!

Decided to go to one of my favorite clubs tonight. In East Cape Illinois. (In a small town across the river from MO about 2 hours south of St Louis). Nice club....

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