Weird conversation with my wife!

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Nidan111
Somewhere in MO.
My wife asked me to take her to bar for a drink today. She works night shift and having a beer or 20 at 9 am for her is like my normal 10 pm. I usually have Ice Tea while she has beer. Lots of beer. After about an hour, she is feeling good. She asks me to have a drink with her. So, I get a Long Island Iced Tea. She continues to get further inebriated. After a while, she tells me that I need to go make some porn videos and give her the money for beer. Lol. Holy shit. I’m like, WTF? I told her that her boyfriends are probably better equipped for such tasks. (She is 20 years younger than me and has boyfriends). She looked me square in the eyes and said, “but, you have a fucking huge cock! You need to make porn!” Normally, I would call that stripper shit, but she is not a stripper. At least not a stripper at any of the multiple clubs that I visit! Anyway, I’m considering the issue. Lol. But, not to seriously 😳. Weirdest conversation I have ever had with my wife.

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gSteph
5 years ago
Hmmm, odd indeed.
I knew a guy that worked an extra job for beer money. That's too much beer.
Methinks a drinking problem conversation needs to happen. Good luck.
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
Is this a passive brag about your horsecock?

Note that my wife thinks my cock is huge too but I just think she just has a tight pussy. 🤷
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Nidan111
5 years ago
Lol. I have no idea. Not really sure what even brought this conversation about.
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Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
So Nidan serious question. What's holding you back? You don't seem the type to be worried about any kind of stigma associated with being in porn.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
Honestly, I’m not sure where to break into it. Lol. I had one dancer who I fucked hard that told me she was friends with Dennis Hof and that I should call him. Apparently he died 3 weeks after she told me this. If I thought it would pay as well as I currently get paid, I would definitely do it. Not sure a guy my age would be a sexual stimulus for porn lovers. 😂
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Uprightcitizen
5 years ago
The hedgehog got away with being an ugly fat bastard and it didd'nt matter. In fact it may have helped his career in a weird way.
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Nidan111
5 years ago
He wasn’t an ugly fat bastard starting out. But, his “talent” kept him going.
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herbtcat
5 years ago
Working as male talent in a professional porn is nothing like just fucking a hot chick in a club, or anywhere else. It's HARD WORK (no pun intended). No, I do not work in the porn industry, but I live in the porn capital of California...

Look at this for a good idea of what it's like: https://youtu.be/3OhL96olys4

However, there are porn stars who will escort and allow filming. Some even provide professional equipment and crew and will require you and all others to sign taping releases. You need to get tested and as I understand it with most you get to keep the video, including source media.

If she's serious, you can make this happen... just saying.
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CJKent (Banned)
5 years ago
@Nidan111

“In vino veritas”

Your wife thinks she can make bank by pimping you out to make porn videos.

You better have her money or she might slap the you know what out of you.

Porn is not about the pleasure of the porn “actors”.

When actors have sex on camera for money, they are “doing a job”, and what they do isn’t designed to turn them on, it’s designed to turn on the viewer.

Porn doesn’t show people having pleasurable sex. It shows a person’s idea of what would titillate other people so they would be willing to pay to watch it.

Also in this times, there is no money on shooting porn anymore because so much free content on the internet.

The main porn “business model” now is to launder money.

Anyhow, Good luck on your Porn Career...
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ATACdawg
5 years ago
Hey, you could always replace Ron Jeremy......
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Nidan111
5 years ago
^^^ I think heaving has the best solution, all things considered.. 😂 😂 😂
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rickthelion
5 years ago
You know what’s funny?

I was having gimlets with this random woman after fucking her in the men’s room and she said “your cock is so ginormous and spine-errific that you should make porn....seriously, lion porn turns all the girls on....”

But then she started crying and telling me her husband had a tiny, spineless dick. I’m a sympathetic, kind, and caring rick - as long as it isn’t a fucking zebra I’m dealing with - so I told her to drink enough beer to convince herself that her husband’s dick is big and spiny!

Perhaps this explains your conversation.
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rickthelion
5 years ago
By the way, kudos on the hot wife. Sorry if my BSLC tore up her asshole too much....
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
Your wife was revealing her true thoughts in her inebriation. She's got her own fantasy that she's married to a porn star like Ron Jeremy - an old ugly fat fuck with money and a big dick. Indulge the woman!
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